A Tale Of Two Idiots-A Poem By 50 Caliber & Micky Dee

The Collaboration

This collaboration is between two old Marines who have been too close to the edge and looked in. They can’t deny who they’ve been but they aren’t quite what they were.

You might want to have a Sailor read this to you and tell him to leave out the bad parts.

Micky Dee: I just want to say that it’s been a pleasure working with 50 Caliber on this poem. It's really nice to see that people can leave egos at the door and work together in harmony. If there is anything offensive to anyone I am deeply sorry and it was 50 Caliber that insisted that we put all the lewd stuff in. It was all his idea. I did everything I could to keep this a very nice poem.

50 Caliber: I’d just like to add that everything that Micky Dee said was a lie!

Micky Dee: Was not!

50 Caliber: Was too!

Micky Devotes A Song To 50 Caliber

A Tale Of Two Idiots-A Poem by 50 Caliber and Micky Dee

Mary had a little lamb;

Its fleece was white as snow.

I never cared about the lamb

But I think Mary had a beau.


My heart was full of hope

And thought love would ensue

But everywhere that Mary went,

50 Caliber went there too.


I broke up with Mary,

And Dinah I came to know.

Soon we two were one,

Or at least I sure thought so.


I strolled into Dinah’s kitchen

And here they were toe to toe!

There was 50 Caliber

And he was strumming on her old banjo.


I headed toward Alabama

Without a banjo on my knee.

Met a gal named Susanna

Who said she’d marry me.


Here was 50 Caliber, again,

But she said he was just a friend.

I was riding my bike in the mountains

And climbing around a bend.


She was coming around the mountain

Doing 90 miles an hour.

What I saw made my heart break

And it made my love go sour.


All down my bearded face,

The tears began to trickle.

She and 50 Caliber were

Riding his Harley Motorsickle.


Their hair was flying in the wind.

They were naked as Jaybirds.

And at the speed of loneliness

She shouted out these words:


“I love you Micky Dee but as you can see,

A bicycle is just too slow.

50 Caliber has a bigger bike and gun-

And a whole lot more ammo.”


I was working on the rail-road,

All the live long day.

I’d work my fingers to the bone

For a measly bit of pay.


I ran all the way home at night

To be with my sweet-heart Rose.

I was so in love with Rose

I thought I would propose.


As I was working on the railroad

All day long one day,

I saw a freight train coming

Down the tracks our way.


Up on top of an empty box car

I saw my beautiful Rose.

My heart dropped and stopped

When I saw she had no clothes.


There was something about her

That seemed so out of place.

It was then that I saw 50 Caliber

And she was sitting on his face.


I don’t know women.

I can’t “really pick ‘em” I suppose.

As anyone can plainly see

I’ve now lost my Second Hand Rose!


So I gave up on people.

I spend more time down on my knees.

Besides, who needs friends

When you can have enemas like these.


Back then I was green.

You might say I was just a pigeon.

But 50 Caliber and I have come around

And found us some religion!


I forgave 50 Caliber

That long haired, Jarhead, Hog riding freak.

I found the Lord and decided

That I would turn the other cheek.


I asked God for forgiveness

And I lost all carnal desire.

After I had to hit 50 with a stick

And set his beard on fire.


I stopped running as I knew

There were facts that I’d be facing.

Of course this would be right after

50 Caliber stopped his chasing.


We agreed to be friends,

Be fair, and never tell any lies,

No matter what pretty filly

Could seem pleasing to our eyes.


That was so long ago.

Then was then and now is now.

50 Caliber and I are friends turned gray

With wrinkles on our brow.


He and I gave up on love

And sure nuff watch our Ps & Qs.

We can’t use and downright refuse,

A woman lighting our fuse.


If we see a pretty filly

Sauntering over our way,

Neither one of the two of us

Will have two things to say.


Yep, we’re on the straight and narrow

And really flying right.

But there was one poster girl

We saw, just the other night.


50 Caliber could see too easily

In more than a single glance,

Now his eyes were popping out

As he watched that hind end dance.


And Micky Dee was an eager beaver

And getting ants in his pants.

Hypnotized and stunned

By the dance of the breast implants.


Micky Dee reached really hard

And came up with a story.

He pushed his eyes back in.

Said he was just taking inventory.


He never saw another woman

That had quite so much glory.

50 Caliber rolled his eyes and said-

That's a pretty strange allegory.


Micky Dee said well 50 Caliber

What would be your excuse?

I saw your horns enlarge

While you were checking out her caboose.


Sure those jeans were painted on

And she was busting out of her seams.

But if you think she would look your way

You’re living in your dreams.


There may not be any women now

That can drive us both insane.

But we still strut like chickens

That won’t come out of the rain.


Though the sky is turning orange

And the sun is starting to set.

It looks like neither 50 Caliber nor Micky Dee

Is really dead-not yet!

50 Caliber Plays A Song For Micky

50 Caliber At The Beach
50 Caliber At The Beach

Micky Dee endears spandex at an early age.

50 Caliber's love for motorcycles begins early.

50 Caliber-The Wild One

One Of 50 Caliber's Bikes

50 Caliber's Helmet

50 Caliber's "Pick-Up Bike"

Micky Dee-After Second Hand Rose

50 Caliber & Micky Spend A Day At The Beach!

50 Caliber-The Later Years

50 Caliber-The Marine

__________________________Micky Dee____________________________

I'd like to make a little "disclaimer". 50 Caliber and I wrote this in fun. It's in Marine Corps fun but fun anyway.

I don't approve of womanizing or some other negatives this may imply. Fact is I have a female repellent that has worked all my life. I'm just not what women want. So-I don't "look" (much) and I don't want (much). I don't want this to take anyone down a path that shouldn't be traveled. We're just a couple of old soldiers getting ready to change our permanent addresses. Have fun with this hub. It's fiction- as for as you know.

The real deal is we're going to practice the GOLDEN RULE!

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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

IF YOU HAVE SENSITIVE EARS DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK EITHER OF THE FOLLOWING LINKS AS THEY ARE FILLED WITH DIRTY, FOUL DISGUSTING LYRICS!!!! ONE MORE TIME! THESE ARE NOT SAFE FOR WORK ARE NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN AND ARE ROUGH AND CRUDE, MARINE TOUGH LYRICS DO NOT CLICK THEM IF YOU ARE A WIMP!!!!

A SONG FOR MICK AFTER 2 BEERS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKmSLXukaw&NR=1

THE SONG ON THE HEADSET AT TAKE OFF WHILE DOING A WEAPONS CHECK: warning filthy language don't click!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5JSUUTO_9I


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

You turkey-Folks- Don't do it. Don't listen to this stuff on those links. You won't respect us or yourselves in the morning!


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Dim Flaxenwick 6 years ago from Great Britain

Great hub, Micky but I'm afraid to click the links.x


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Dim Flaxenwick. They aren't for the faint of heart!

Thank you Dear!


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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

They definitely are not for the faint of heart. They are from my bad bad boy days and God heard me play one of them on the comms. system plenty of times before and I am back sliding by posting the links BUT in my defense I have no defense, I still laugh when I hear them and probably always will. I got this problem, I'm human and I sin and I have to admit I do it on purpose a lot of the time. Ever sit down and think about why you sin? I have and I've found that most of the time I know better but still do it! Go figure?


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Yo Dusty Bro- God's got more to do than to check out all the silly stuff you do. You've done too much good to not have a "get out of hell card".

This was fun and it was real. It was real fun. If we lose all credibility we've got what we came in with. We just need to be honest with our past, present, and future.

You know what's worse? Yep- you do -war.Intentionally killing folks for wealth and the apathy that surrounds it all.

You're OK-except for the fridge falling on you thing! Semper Fi!


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tantrum 6 years ago from Tropic of Capricorn

LOLOLOL!! what a pair ! :) :) :)


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Hey- we resemble that remark!!


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Rossimobis 6 years ago from Biafra

I wanna quickly say this then go back to the links...hey! u guys are great guys..Micky and 50 caliber, that pick up Bike is cool and i guess meant for heroes.Not wrong right?Gat to figure it out but he is always there where u go...GREAT FRIENDS.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

We're just having a little fun with some old Marine Corps mentality that hasn't been "exorcised" yet.

My high-school teacher said I had a warped sense of humor.

Brother Rossimobis- you be careful out there!


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creativeone59 6 years ago from Gold Canyon, Arizona

Thank you Micky for a unique poem, thank you for sharing. Godspeed. creativeone59


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Creativeone. I appreciate your not giving us a spanking too. We'll be better- I promise!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

Ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha!

You know--I could see you two together--sooooo funny!

My favorite picture of you Mickydee is after second hand rose left you! AAAAAAAAAAhahhahahah. LMAO! The 50 calibur pickup machine was great too! Ahhhhhhhh this was so good to read! 'That long haired, Jarhead, Hog riding freak.' I am sorry but I am rolling ovah here in NY!

You know what I would love the most--to see both of you meet each other and I could just sit there and listen to the smack going on..that would make me laugh until my jaws and stomach hurt and I would probably pee in my pants. he he he..who knows..God works in mysterious ways but one day I think you two will meet!

I havn't clicked on the links yet--okay Ghost take a deep breath from reading and go laugh some more...Oh my gosh! I am surely going to hell because I know the words to both of these songs! Ahhahahahahhahaha...


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

You're a brave soul. We're Marines. Once - always. We've answered the call. We just wanted a little fun here. Thanks Ghost. It's been a heavy night. I went over to see Twistyy. He's a great writer. He woke up some pain. Enjoy some links here!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

I followed the links and I knew both them songs hehehe.. Twistyy and you are very similar as men...and betrayals..he is a great writer and he is also a great person. Your hub made me laugh--and I needed a good laugh tonight doll! ;)

Oh, and Mickydee the pain can go away-I have seen it in Twistyy-not all-but the more he loves and reaches out--the more he is healed! I see amazing difference in him! God is there with him--as well as YOU! I love you Mickydee!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

I'll have some Absinthe and review the links too. Maybe a sedative will smooth out a bump or two.


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Mekenzie 6 years ago from Michigan

okay, since creativeone failed to give you a spanking .. I'm coming to the hub and sending both of you boys to your room! lol lol Though I didn't open all the links (Thanks for the warning 50 calibar) and I had to skip over some parts... lol lol ... I could see a very gifted and incredible humor between the two of you. AWESOME GUYS!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

We didn't disappoint you too badly huh? A little more Absinthe and I'll be off. I'm being visited by some hard memories tonight. I really appreciate your coming by. I'll be in my room very soon! I might give myself a spanking!


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Mekenzie 6 years ago from Michigan

Too Too funny. I'll be praying for you as you are visiting hard memories. "God, please Heal my MickyDee's sweet heart!" Love Ya! Mekenzie


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? You are going to give yourself a spanking? Geeeesh, this is from a girl who has been standing in the corner since she was three years old--heads up--you NEVER offer to give yourself a spanking Mickydee! Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thanks Mekenzie. You know how it is- sometimes it's heavier than others. You're very kind. Pray for that jackass 50 Caliber too will ya?


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Ghost- don't you think we've been bad? You know 50 has.Did you see that pick up bike? That's what he cruises for "chicks" on!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

It doesn't matter how bad you have been--you NEVER-EVER OFFER TO PUNISH YOURSELF AND GIVE YOURSELF A SPANKING!!!(there are too many people out there who will willingly punish-so why punish yourself?) Geeeeesh. That pick up bike was hysterical! I wouldn't want to be riding that though! How would someone control it? I will have to ask 50calibur..lol No--I am not holy--and I know the words to both of those songs..I have seen much worse...he he he.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

I usually immerse myself in the pains from the past and I require no sedative. I don't like the pains from my past. I just immerse myself for the lack of sedative and to become immune or to increase my threshold for pain. I never drink virtually. I don't like the taste. I don't like the "buzz". Tonight I added Absinthe for my buddy 50 Caliber. I added Absinthe for all the soldiers that didn't make it- including those whose bodies came back. I added Absinthe for all the falsely imprisoned and accused. It's just a little heavy tonight.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

You know some of us don't have to OFFER. Did you listen to the Austin Lounge Lizards? They are one of my favorite bands. I have most of their albums but one of my favorites is not a video on youtube. I see they have a new album that I don't have. Thanks Ghost.


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Moulik Mistry 6 years ago from Burdwan, West Bengal, India

This is amazing, very powerfully written - well done, Micky...


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Moulik Mistry. Thanks for dropping by.


seasoning 6 years ago

interesting indeed nicely do n e,


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

beautiful poem, how could you do that--make poems -- you keep on getting awesome, and I like all the images here, hard work fo you again bu the outcome is just awesome, 50 caliber hehe, you made me smile, Thank you! I am back again and I can read hubs, yesterday was a "trip to busy" day for me, Take care, Maita


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Hi Seasoning! Thanks for stopping by.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Hi Maita. I sure do appreciate your coming by and hanging out a bit. Thank you Dear!


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itakins 6 years ago from Irl

Brilliant mornings entertainment,love the banter ,photos and the links-shhh!

Thanks to both of you.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thanks Itakins. I am so glad we didn't run too many friends away. Thank you for stopping by.


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SwiftlyClean 6 years ago from Texas

Hey Micky Dee I love it,I told my best friend to read this.It brought back some old memories of how we were together exploring the world.Best friends are the best of everything to share life with.Tell all and no nothing.This was alive.....

Thanks!:)

Sharon Smith


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

SwiftlyClean- you make my day! Thank you very much! Maybe it's not too. too over the top! Thanks Dear!


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aguasilver 6 years ago from Malaga, Spain

Micky and 50C I'm jealous of the fraternity you share! - you guys have had some fun here and it works just fine.

I hear God has a sense of humour, which is probably a good thing in your mutual cases!! LOLOLOL ;o)

John

I'm off to view Dusty's bad boy lyrics, but I won't tell or comment on them.... hehehehe...


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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

WOW! Such a turn out! Mekenzie thanks for no spanking! I know I was bad but God knows about the links and that I sin with them and laugh about it! I can't ask for forgiveness until I stop laughing about them when I hear them. Even tho' I get no points unless I double post it I think me and my Little Brother Mickey will do at least one more as I'm working on it and I will send it to him for his additions and then bam! I'll post it. I'll be smoking a big old blunt before I get into the final phase to open up my head to imagination. HE-HE-HA-HO, TO THE FUNNY FARM I GO.........


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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

John! My other brother! Enjoy I think the first is just a$$ hole for the worst word but the rodeo song is baddddd. Glad you stopped by, we need to get together and do one, it will be fun! Love Ya Bro, Dusty


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Aquasilver John- I appreciate that most of our friends here are still friends here. I hem&hawed about editing some of the rougher stuff out but- we have been what we have been. I think God might get a snicker out of some of this. He won't let us see that snicker though!


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Coolmon2009 6 years ago from Texas, USA

Enjoyed the poem; you and 50 Caliber did a good job on this one :)


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you very much Coolmon. I'm glad you had a good time!


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Michael Shane 6 years ago from Gadsden, Alabama

You two would be the life of the party! Your something else.....Enjoyed the hub!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Michael Dude- you would think so and 50 Caliber is but- I'm really not that much fun in person. Ask my ex-wives!

Thanks Bud!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

Haha loved it. Now I got to know where any of the pics real. :)


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Well don't they look like 50 Caliber and me? You don't think I'd misrepresent do ya?

Well- Maybe some of them are kinda what life would have been like if we hadn't gone to different schools together!


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theherbivorehippi 6 years ago from Holly, MI

This is genius!!! I think for the first time I ever, I literally read EVERY single word and didn't skip over like I have a bad habit of doing. Simply brilliant!!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Dear Herbivorehippi- That is so cool for you to say. Go by 50 Caliber's place and tell him to jump in a river sometime! Thank you Dear.


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pmccray 6 years ago from Utah

Micky D: I'm gonna open up these links at home, I'm at work now. What a wonderful friendship you and 50 share, through thick and thin true brothers under the skin - Whoorah!!!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Pmccray- you are so delightful. Thank you dear.


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prasetio30 6 years ago from malang-indonesia

This is one of the best work from you. I really enjoy this hub. Thank you very much, Micky.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thanks Prasetio! I am so glad you came by and that you had a good time. Great Sir!


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MFB III 6 years ago from United States

Much more of a 500 caliber poem, it was a blast and a half that any old jarhead can relate to. Full of scuttlebutt and pogey bait, number one mama sans and two brothers-in-arms, but sadly one was mostly in the arms of Mickeys former girlfriends..lol~~~MFB III


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

You have to watch for "too many Calibers" MFB. That guy will steal your toilet paper.


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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

Hey I gots a good excuse, 'cuz obamba's gonna illegallize toilet paper and I'm filling a tractor trailer rig with the stuff for selling on the underground market, It's my retirement plan! I'm stocking another with smooth rocks that are rinse and reuse for the green living minded folks. Ha ha ha. I'm done 'cuz this is a crappy topic. Oh, the flushing toilet was invented by a guy I think "Sir Thomas Crapper" no joke and I bet he'd be sad to find his name used this way "I gotta go take a crap" I'm glad I didn't invent it 'cuz taking a dust just don't sound right......


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

It would give new meaning to "hit the dusty trail" too. There's a lot to add here but I think we're getting scary again.


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

Mickydee I could poke a nail in your tire of your bike--After reading your comment awhile ago...I went back through all the hubs wondering why I don't remember pastor Cantaloupe! GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! he he he.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Hey-I left out a lot of fruit though!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

I read that comment days ago on Mekenzi's hub and I looked through them ALL..looking for Pastor Cantaloupe! You just wait...I have a BIG nail to pop your tire when you come flying by one day!! he he he


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

There was Pastor Tomato as well but no one took him Seriously.


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

Yes, I heard what happened to Pator Tomato--he was crossing the road outside church and a car flew by and hit him-I did hear that someone had yelled "catch up." he he he


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Ew! He wasn't stewed was he?


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Nell Rose 6 years ago from England

Hi, Mickey, That was brilliant! and I did love the links, well I would, cos I'm gonna learn the rodeo song! wayhey!! the first one was pretty tame, but rodeo! I gotta write it down! the poem was great, and you two have a great sense of humour. And how many wives have you had??! ha ha, did we have a hareem did we? you come across as so innocent! yeah right, ha ha and thanks to 50 too, you guys are great, I can feel a double act coming on! cheers nell


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Nell Rose- by any other name you would be as sweet! Thank you very much. I'm so glad you had a good time!


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

No stew--KETCHUP-catch up. hehehehe..I need to go to bed..I am getting sillier.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

It's early but I feel stewed!


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Truth From Truth 6 years ago from Michigan

I really enjoyed your Poetry. Thanks for sharing a creative collaboration.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Truth. Very nice of you to stop by.


getmyback 6 years ago

Just thoroughly enjoy your work. We share the same passion creatively, and being new it was no coincidence I stumbled upon this hub. Thank you for the inspiration and enjoyable lyrics.

Billy


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Yo Billy- Thank you very much for dropping by. I'll come check you out. Thanks!


getmyback 6 years ago

Yo Micky, just was walking by thought I'd say Hey! Happy Easter weekend, any extra chocolate, please drop it in my profile box, I'll do the same with marshmallow bunnies for you.

Later

billY


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

No marsh mellow bunnies, but those chocolate covered eggs with the goop inside. I ate a couple yesterday on a 75 miles bike ride and they "worked" pretty good" Some sugar but I should have spaced them out over more miles. I'll try to get you some chocolate.


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SummerSteward 6 years ago from Duluth MN

haha, love it of course! Bad 50 for stealing your gals... seems someone should kick him, that whole forgiveness thing is for ninnies Micky!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Well Summer we have to take it easy on 50 Cal. You know his parents never had any children- that lived. I'm beginning to worry about 50 Summer. He's been absent too long.


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SummerSteward 6 years ago from Duluth MN

I was just thinking the same thing... something like 33 hours? Hubpages should get a "poke" option, then we could tickle him out of hiding.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Yo Summer. I'm beginning to actually worry. I'm looking into what's going on in a bit here. Thank you Dear.


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SummerSteward 6 years ago from Duluth MN

ok, well let me know!


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Freya Cesare 6 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

LOL. Really unusual pair. For me 50 Caliber sound like your stalker in his young age, Micky.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

That dang 50 Caliber is a Jarhead (Marine) like me. He gets all the pretty girls though! I think they like his Harley!


ralwus 6 years ago

Hotdamn! How did I ever miss this one?! Now I have no respect for me or anyone else but Marines, so I must click on those links. Well now, a young asshole is just an old one waiting in the wing and I love the Rodeo Song! You too make a good team. Got more of this for us? Thanks and the pictures are great, especially that mama on the cycle.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

You Ralwus! I really loved working on this with 50 caliber! 50 Caliber is like that GI Joe and other action heroes- except- he's real! I know this is more humor of your liking. You have so many of these! God bless you Ralwus!


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Loves To Read 6 years ago

Mickey and 50 Great fun guys. I'm glad you can have good laughs together.Loved the toilet paper and dusty road cracks. Had a good laugh. Great poem full of smiles for me.

Boy i think you two together growing up would have turned the town upside down.

Thanks for link warnings guys, i won't go there but i will read the hub. November 10th


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Loves To Read! I'm glad you had a good time! I'm kina glad 50 and I didn't "go to jail together"! We're both jarheads too!


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always exploring 6 years ago from Southern Illinois

Well this hub has without any doubt

The worst jokes and lies iv,e ever heard

but the pictures tell a story without saying a word

These guys had a good time wherever they traveled in

their warped mind

And it,s most obvious their two-of-a-kind

I bet when one leaves this good earth

The other will mourn and finally admit

They were true brothers separated at birth


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Yo Always exploring!

Our hearts were soaring,

As we went..."exploring!

But we finally saw the light!

Of course- it was after the fight!

The chips might be down, I may wear a frown.

But I can depend on 50 coming around.

No, he may not lighten my load,

He may say hit the road.

But he's a Marine. It's always in his mind.

He might put another rock on the load.

But he leaves no one behind.


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saddlerider1 6 years ago

Hey Amigos that was one heck of a collaboration with the poetry, great pics and videos. Man you sure both had me falling out of my saddle. Loved the stretch wheels, that would be your own party right there. I wonder how Sturgis would handle that one in their town. I loved it all...kept me laughing fer sure. Rate it UPPPPPP and away.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Brother Saddle Rider Man! Bud 50 wrote some great stuff. He should have this hub over at his place half the time. He suggested we leave a couple lines in there and it all worked out me. I love this piece but it was having 50 part of it that made it really sing. He really is a greaqt write. I don't know if he knows it. God bless Bro!


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tonymac04 6 years ago from South Africa

Woohoo! What a f****g great ride! Loved this tale of two brothers in s*** - whatever! The two of you go ahead and be naughty some more now, and tell us about it after again!

Love and peace

Tony


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Tony, Tony, Tony! I think we can dream about being naughty. I think 50 and I have run out of "naughty". Thank you Brother!


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carolina muscle 6 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

Haha... nothing will come between buddies faster than a hottie. LOL


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

How bout them motorsickles Carlolina?


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carolina muscle 6 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

ummm... yeah.. motorcycles'll do that too. LOL

thats one sweet old Indian on the beach there....


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Yo Carolina Muscle! God bless for stopping by again. You can see that "50" has to have a "stretched out bike" for his girl friends! I'll see you at your place Bud!


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Hummingbird5356 6 years ago

I laughed reading this poem. You have so many sides. I used to know American military people when I lived in Germany. When some of them spoke every other word was a swear word but it was so natural to them I don't think they always realised they were doing it. But my experience of the average American is that they are good people.

They were air force, maybe marines are worse, I don't know.

I am not easily shocked and I may look at some of those links you say are shocking. They are probably not at all.

By the way, 50 Caliber looks like the stereotypical hill billy. Does he come down the hill hollering and firing his rifle? Hahaha.

But whatever your misspent youth, you seemed to have turned out all right in your bearded old age.

My regards.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Oh Hummingbird! You make me fly! Yep 50 Caliber is a real person because you couldn't make up somebody like him. He'd make a good GI Joe doll if he didn't scare the kids to nightmares. He ain't refined like me.


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Sa`ge 6 years ago from Barefoot Island

You guys did a dang bang up job~ very funny nit pickin's! I enjoyed reading this, the videos were funny, and them links, well, 50, yea they were a tad on the steep side, for sure! All in all this was a fun hub, thanks to you both for getting together on this one and giving us a great show! :D aloha


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Yo Hawaiian Princess! I had to track this down. Sa'ge- that 50 Caliber- he just ain't right. I know I ain't but that's beside the point! God bless you Girl!


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onegoodwoman 5 years ago from A small southern town

That was just fun !


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

You really are Onegoodwoman aren't you?!


Doug Turner Jr. 5 years ago

That 50 is a real rascal. It's funny how a harmless bunch of words like "she was sitting on his face" can seem so graphic when encountered in a rhyme poem. This was a fun lewd ride. Peace Micky Dee.


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Yo Doug! We do love God and want to serve the higher cause. But we're Marines and we're reflecting another time. (It's all 50 Caliber's fault!)


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Fossillady 5 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

What a pair! I had a good laugh reading this, will know where to go next time I need to lighten up!


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Yo Fossillady! You are a treat! God bless you dear!


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DavePrice 5 years ago from Sugar Grove, Ill

I keep comin back to this just because I love the links; just thought I'd comment so you'd know I was here. I was here, more times than I can repent for.


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

God bless you Brother Dave! I'd better get over your way and check my brother out. God bless you bud!


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Peggy W 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

You two are sure having a lot of fun with this collaboration. I wouldn't call this a tale of two idiots. Fun loving rascals and good guys...that is more fitting!


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Thank you Peggy dear! 50 Caliber has been a good friend. God bless you Peggy.


Ghost32 3 years ago

ROFLMAO!!

Just read your poem aloud to my wife. Pam (who is thinks of herself as 50's Little Sis) was cracking up all the way through it--after all, she should; she was married to a hardcore Marine early in her life.

Voted Up and Across.


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frankieonfire 3 years ago from Eureka, CA

I'll say what I said a couple years ago; 'haha, love it of course! Bad 50 for stealing your gals... seems someone should kick him, that whole forgiveness thing is for ninnies Micky!'


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Micky Dee 3 years ago Author

God bless you all. Most of you may know that 50 Caliber has left this realm. God bless 50.


barefoot wahine 3 years ago

yep, that ole pirate is finally flying high! I'm just glad i had a chance to wave bye., gonna miss that ole soul. take care Micky stay warm this winter, much aloha to you luv.

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