AEvans And Blondepoet's World Adventures

Our World Safari
Our World Safari

Up Up and away

    For those who were not aware I had the good fortune to travel through Europe, Asia and the United States earlier this year with my good friend and side-kick AEvans.

    I have to say the holiday was totally awesome, despite a few set backs we incurred along the way. For two months we trekked our way across the vast continent, experiencing new and exciting cultures, while bringing to life some of AEvan's dearest wishes, documented in http://hubpages.com/hub/Run-Naked-Part-II--96-Other-Things-I-Wish-To-Do-Before-I-Leave-This-Earth. So sit back, relax, as I share with you a few of the highlights of our World Tour.

   May I say my flight to Hong Kong did not go smoothly.I was appalled by my economy seat, so I nudged AEvans telling her I was making my way to first class, despite the horror on her face. Finding myself a lovely seat in first-class I swiftly parked my wee posterior. First to approach me was a distressed air hostess. She explained to me that this was not my seat, would I mind going back to the seat that was intended for me. I answered her, "I am blonde, beautiful and I am going to Hong Kong." Sheepishly she wandered off. Next to approach me was a male steward who advised me it would be in my best interests to go back to my old seat. I answered him yet again, "I am blonde, beautiful and I am going to Hong Kong".

    Minutes later along came the pilot of the vessel. He bent over me and whispered softly in my ear. He smelt alright too may I say if I may be so bold. Promptly I sprang up and raced back to my old seat next to AEvans. "What did the pilot say", she whimpered, "You never listened to anyone else." I turned to her, noting the look of curiosity embezzled in her eyes."He said first class does not go to Hong Kong AEvans". I hoped she would understand. Doh!!

HONG KONG HIGHLIGHTS

Mrs Yeung was so charming and offered to us to stay for lunch
Mrs Yeung was so charming and offered to us to stay for lunch

Mrs Yeung's home-cooked meal

AEvan's face dropped when she saw Mrs Yeung cooking.
AEvan's face dropped when she saw Mrs Yeung cooking.

   Hong Kong, oh what a place. First stop was to visit Dr Yeung . He as you know is a magical writer, on Hub Pages as well as being a damn fine surgeon in real life.

Check him out at

http://hubpages.com/profile/Benson+Yeung

   Much to our dismay he was not in, but his charming wife was most kind and gracious, and invited us to lunch. I also offered to wax her quite noteable chin hair and upper lip after our meal.

   "I can't eat this", cried AEvans gazing down at the roasted scorpions in her wee hand. I gave her a quick nudge,"Well you said in your wishes you wanted to eat snake."     

Oops we crashed

We hired a rent-a-car in Paris, France.We both were so busy practising our lines for our Hollwood audition we had a slight mishap
We hired a rent-a-car in Paris, France.We both were so busy practising our lines for our Hollwood audition we had a slight mishap

EUROPE HIGHLIGHTS

PARIS

   Oh wee wee mes petits chérubins.....oolahlah, Europe was just unbelievable. When we reached Paris we decided a rent-a-car would be the best option. We used our time in the car to practise our lines for our much awaited audition in Hollywood, which we managed to swing with famous producer Bill Ding.

   Just a little insight as to how we ended up in an industrial bin. Heavens forbid. I never got time to paint my nails. I can't understand why the rental place was so mad, I mean after all we paid extra for insurance..

"AEvans can you pass me the toenail polish.YIkes what are you doing you can't plug your hairdryer in the lighter....Oh can I borrow your lippie......AEvans omg look out for the ..........

LONDON

We made heaps of friends travelling through Europe.
We made heaps of friends travelling through Europe.

MONGOLIA

AEvans was always picking up strays off the street
AEvans was always picking up strays off the street
I distracted the traffic while AEvans broke into KFC to discover their secret recipe
I distracted the traffic while AEvans broke into KFC to discover their secret recipe

GREECE

    For those of you who have read AEvan's huge list of what she wants to do before she leaves the Earth, you would be familiar with the fact that in her life-time she wanted to know the secret recipe for KFC. On our second day in Greece, AEvans came up with a wonderful plan to achieve this meaty wish. While I stood in the street and diverted traffic from the KFC store, she broke in through the back door with a crow-bar to fossick the joint. At the end of the day the only rewards from this adventure was extremely sore legs and a flour covered off-sider.

HOLLAND

We as nature lovers saw some beautiful ornamental gardens especially in Amsterdam. We couldn't understand why we were so fascinated with this tree...
We as nature lovers saw some beautiful ornamental gardens especially in Amsterdam. We couldn't understand why we were so fascinated with this tree...

INDIA

Taken in Delhi,India.There we met world famous snake Mr Smoking Joe.He taught AEvans and I how to blow smoke rings.
Taken in Delhi,India.There we met world famous snake Mr Smoking Joe.He taught AEvans and I how to blow smoke rings.
AEvans and myself gave ice fishing a go. How the hell were we supposed to know we were in a bloody ice skating rink
AEvans and myself gave ice fishing a go. How the hell were we supposed to know we were in a bloody ice skating rink

ICE FISHING

   AEvans and I studied numerous reference books before undertaking this marvellous sport. On our third day in Alaska we ventured out to the ice to test our many acquired skills. After digging our first hole, we had no success. We pouted while moving a little further North in hope we would have better luck.. After three failed attempts, we were interrupted by a booming voice, "WE WILL BE CLOSING THE ICE SKATING RINK IN APPROX 10MIN".. ........

Shalin's garden was full of delightful Bhang plants.
Shalin's garden was full of delightful Bhang plants.



A NEAR BUST AT THE AIRPORT

Let me share with you a re-enactment  to Delhi Airport, after a wonderful visit to Hub Pages', one and only Shalini Kagal's property. Her famous article on the properties of Bhang can be read at http://hubpages.com/hub/HubMob-Weekly-Topic-Spring-in-India

"Blondpoet what is that smell drifting from our luggage?,"asks AEvans. "Can't smell nothing", I reply.

"It smells like weed", AEvans mutters.

"Oh yes ha ha", I cry. "I took a little sample from one of Shalin's Bhang plants (marijuana plant) for us. I am sure she won't mind".

"Blondepoet for Christ's sake we are about to go through customs are you crazy."

"Of course I am crazy but please, AEvans, I want it.....please..come on.... Shalini said it was good for you. She says it is supposed to raise you to the plane of ecstasy."

This was our first real fight in our entire trip. As we wrestled the bhang, we clawed each other, pulled each other's hair and swore violently. In the ensuing violence, a lightning bolt struck the side of the car and the Bhang was instantly destroyed. Grrrrr


IRELAND

AEvans received her biggest err wish while abroad. She visited Dr Rigid Digit for breast implants
AEvans received her biggest err wish while abroad. She visited Dr Rigid Digit for breast implants
The best part was bringing the awesome souvenirs we collected home. Our excess baggage fee skyrocketed
The best part was bringing the awesome souvenirs we collected home. Our excess baggage fee skyrocketed

SOUVENIRS

We bought some bonza souvenirs to take home to our loved ones. Amsterdam was the best place to shop up big. From there we purchased some cool blow-up dolls for a few lonely friends back home, amongst other super cool speciality items, that blew us away. We even bought a real flesh and blood, 40yr old Mama, for Grandad back home. We couldn't help but notice the poor woman, had her entire apartment adorned with red bulbs. "Poor lady," I remarked to AEvans, "she must be colour-blind". She was so overcome with gratitude that she never said one word when we replaced the ugly red ones with new 100watt clear light bulbs.

YOGA

AEvan's made sure we kept fit on our travels.In this particular picture she actually got a little stuck and I had to dial 911
AEvan's made sure we kept fit on our travels.In this particular picture she actually got a little stuck and I had to dial 911

MY ATTEMPTS AT EXERCISE DIDN'T GO FAR

"No AEvans I aint doing that yoga crap, you nearly made a dim-sim of yourself yesterday. I am going to just sit here and pretend I am a cheerleader.Omg AEVAN'S GO PUT SOME UNDERWEAR ON
"No AEvans I aint doing that yoga crap, you nearly made a dim-sim of yourself yesterday. I am going to just sit here and pretend I am a cheerleader.Omg AEVAN'S GO PUT SOME UNDERWEAR ON

Loch Ness Cottage

'Loch Ness Cottage'.I feel so bad I burnt it to the ground.I was just making some hamburgers. AEvans we have to get out of here.........fast...
'Loch Ness Cottage'.I feel so bad I burnt it to the ground.I was just making some hamburgers. AEvans we have to get out of here.........fast...

SCOTLAND

Travelling through Europe, we stayed at the cream of the crop.I have to tell you we had a little hiccup in a five star cabin we stayed in, 'Loch Ness Cottages',just south of Glasgow. You see I forgot to turn off the grill after making us girls some pepperoni patties. I was too interested in watching AEvans riding a mechanical bull in the courtyard outside, that I didn't notice the smoke blazing out the fancy French windows.We have heard since our stay there, they have demolished the remains of the cottage.

Busking For Supper In Boogy Street

Still not receiving any pay from our photo-shoots we realised that we were broke. AEvans and I were forced to sing for our supper. here is a snap of AEvans trying to use her sex appeal to get some quick bucks.
Still not receiving any pay from our photo-shoots we realised that we were broke. AEvans and I were forced to sing for our supper. here is a snap of AEvans trying to use her sex appeal to get some quick bucks.

SINGAPORE

We visited famous fortune teller Miss Dee Struction in a shady little street in SIngapore
We visited famous fortune teller Miss Dee Struction in a shady little street in SIngapore

"Follow that sign AEvans woot"

In China We Marvelled At The Monkeys

Me on the cover of Vogue can you believe it ?
Me on the cover of Vogue can you believe it ?
We posed for fake magazine covers.Little did we know they were planning to sell our white asses
We posed for fake magazine covers.Little did we know they were planning to sell our white asses

FINALLY HOLLYWOOD

   We purposely saved Hollywood as our trip's finale. We stayed four nights at the Hollywood Celebrity Hotel, a snazzy little motel nestled in Orchid Avenue.
Our audition with Bill Ding was scheduled on the night before our departure so we had some time to go wild. We were sitting in the Wine Bar,sipping Frozen cosmopolitan cocktails, the same night we arrived, when we were approached by several high profile magazine editors, who begged us to grace their glossy covers.Can you believe it? We were delirious imagining we would be famous, in demand Super-Stars. Oh it was the bees knees!.

    Unfortunately our covers never made it to the newsstand. We found out at the second photo shoot they were actually Muslims, who planned to kidnap and sell us as white slaves in the black market of Saudi Arabia.We managed to escape through the powder room window in a frenzied panic attack.We used AEvan's backward dim sim trick to assist us in squeezing through the narrow window panes. If there are any magazine editors wishing to hear the full horrific story,we are willing to sell our tale for a mere $AU300,000.(just give us a little time to make up the rest of the story, OK)

AS A FINAL NOTE

Unfortunately Mr Bill Ding passed away the day before our audition. They say he was strangled by an irate budding actress, after he tried to get a little fresh. Sigh! However us gals, disappointed as we were, managed to re-book the audition for September 7th,2015. It's a long way off but.......as dear little Forest Gump once said, "Life is like a box of chocolates". Err speaking of chocolate I have a chocolate Royal to go drink, so to everyone out there I bid you, "adieu mes amis ". Til we meet again my friend.

Copright 2009 Deb Murray

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funride 7 years ago from Portugal

LOL, I´m glad you haven´t come to Portugal yet. I will never forgive you if you won´t visit me too...

The world will never be the same again eheheheh.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Funride all I have to say is 'Portugal Look Out' ..... next stop-over coming right up. Would never miss it for the world.


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Hilarious, Blondepoet! Sounds like you two gals had quite an adventure.

Question: Is Miss Yeung Benson's sister? Gee, the resemblance is amazing, she could be his twin. Very sexy, especially the 'stache. :)

Another good hub, Blondepoet!


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Mrs Hozey 7 years ago

Hehe. I loved the pictures. =)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hahaha Shirley she is his wife that cooked us lunch. The facial hair has now disappeared amazing what a quick waxing will do. Can't wait for Dr Benson's arrival here haha.

Mra Hozey thanks for coming by I agree the pictures even make me laugh.Wonder what AEvans will say when she sees it. I never revealed too many of her secrets


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Looks like Benson married his sister.hahaha This is soooo funny girl. You are one talented girl yes you are. Can I borrow AEvans so she bend over like that for me too? haha


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey C.C haha why is everyone saying that is Benson's sister...it is his wife it says on the caption.She is a lovely lady seriously, the scorpions were quite refreshing.Sure you can borrow her but there is a levy fee lol involved


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia

ROFLMAO! OH my ribs!! This was hysterical!! The pictures are a hoot, your adventures are hysterical, and I'm doubled over! Wonderful job!!

It's so nice to see Mrs. Benson Yeung's picture, and it's even more great to know she is a fine hostess! I'll have to pay them a visit in the future. :D


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Benson Yeung 7 years ago from Hong Kong

What a fun hub from our own incredible blondepoet. Thanks for mentioning me. I certainly will hide this hub from Mrs Yeung.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

LMAO Haha Pam you have me laughing now too. Isn't laughing the best thing in the world. Oh yes you must go see Mrs Yeung sometimes she is a wonderful hostess, very pretty too.Oh where is Benson when you need him hahahaha.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh speak of the devil!!! Gidday Benson thankyou so much for your mighty presence.I am sorry you weren't in when we came to visit. I left some presents for you with Mrs Yeung. A little stuffed toy kangaroo, some Tim Tams and lots of other goodies.Enjoy!! Yes please hide this one......Thanks for coming by


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Sufidreamer 7 years ago from Sparti, Greece

I can't believe that you visited Greece and did not give me a call.

Going to sulk in the corner now :(


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SiddSingh 7 years ago

And you visited India, and didn't call me either! I am so p****d off!


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saltymick 7 years ago

Sounds like My sort of travelling Blondey, next time you're in Hollywood stick me in your suitcase - SaltyNickNolte


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einron 7 years ago from Toronto, Ontario, CANADA

Completely hilarious! You are quite a tall storyteller! Thanks!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Blondepoet, I do have to say that our adventure was an absolutely wonderful one and in the end we are still the best of friends I finally put panties on, and my back still hurts from being stuck in that position for sooooo long. By the way are you still dating the guy with the huge hair???? LOL :)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh damn Sufidreamer I just knew as we went through Greece there was something we had to do.Grrrrr.AEVans how could you forget.I blame her Sufidreamer she was the one holding our little black book.AEVANS!!!!! Well one consolation is we do plan to repeat the trip later this year....

Sidsingh oh no we forgot him too AEvans.I know why we didn't it was all the bhang's fault.Yes that's it. That damn bhang threw us off track.No more bhang AEvans,next holiday we have to concentrate haha.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh Saltymick we would love to have such a lovely chaperon on our next trip. Did you hear that AEvans!!!!. We got to pull out that huge suitcase next time, you know that one that is large enough to fit a..real man. It's good to see all you real men now that we are back, omg there were some frightful species of the male gender we encountered. We seem to attract them like flies.

Thanks so much Einron,haha. Boy I have to say even I had some belly laughs while posting some of our fond snaps on this page. AEvans picks up some real strays lol.

AEvans,woot. yes it is so good we are still friends. In fact I think we are closer We have been through several car accidents together, a fire, eating live scorpions, being tossed out of that skating rink..... so many things. I sat by your side in the emergency room, after that dim-sim incident. I was so relieved they straightened you out, imagine me having to explain that to the folks when we returned back home.

I am so glad you have finally decided to put a pair of panties on haha.It only took you three months.Seriously AEvans I can't wait til our next trip mid-year. This time we have to make sure we visit some kool people here. Hope you don't mind I posted the pic of you in your underwear basking the streets.Heyyyyyy you had undies on then.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Ohhh and by the way AEvans, no I am not going out with him anymore. He turned out to be a gay cross-dresser who just wanted me for my clothes. I am fine with it, I would actually prefer someone with less hair. He was always coughing up hair balls as well grrrr


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

I see a gay cross dresser??? I told you to be careful but for some reason you just didn't listen, I knew there was something different about him. I thought you had the little black book, mmmm I neeed to check on that. I am never ever going to forget the ice-skating or the scorprions, that will teach me to try something NEW!!!! LOL Hey, Did your friends enjoy those souvenirs as much as my friends???:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

I knew I should have listened to you bout that creep. Also Miss Dee Struction did also warn me. No I haven't got the book Ohhh nooooo. We must find it, golly gosh, it's got all our numbers. I hope we didn't drop it in the hole in the ice when we were fishing. I will check here as well. Ohhhhhh my friends adored the gifts. I gave the blow up guy to the girl next door, she is a shy mousy type, never had a man in her life. She was somewhat overwhelmed by the gift but I think they may be dating now, I never see her no more. I hope your family and friends adored there gifts too. I hope your grandpa liked Big Mama, I hear she is still cussing over those red lights. You know AEvans some folk just don't appreciate a good deed...


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

You have that right, there aer so many who are not appreciative, I am certain I will not be so kind the next time.:)


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

I do have to say that I absolutely enjoyed our adventure and the way it is written is El'Perfecto!!!!!:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks a million AEvans, I was hoping you would enjoy it. There was so much in my head I could have kept going and going.I can't wait to do the sequel. Hollywood look out lol. :)


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Hi, blondepoet!  I read this earlier today, but got called away before I could comment, so I had to come back.  This was so funny, and cute, and clever, and charming.  I spit up my coffee when I saw Benson's wife - she's so...um...beautiful!  This was a laugher from start to finish.

One of the many things I love about you is your ability to go from the series, super sexy woman to this wide-eyed girl who loves life and a good giggle (and a jiggle or two!).  You must come to St. Louis the next time you come to the states.  We nave a really, really, really big arch!  And I love it that you and my new friend AEvans are now best of pals and traveling the world together!

Well done!


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

I could really go for you two, but Blonde owns me, alas and alack


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

I tried to read this at work but my boss kept coming round and I felt funny always closing the browser window. I hope he didn't catch a glimpse of the Dutch phallic tree or the giant hermaphoditic frog! It seems that you and AEvans had a lovely time. Excellent!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Christoph, hahah,you have me laughing again, especially when I read that you spat your coffee out when you saw Mrs Yeung. LMAO,ooooooooooo my ribs are hurting so bad as when I see the picture, not even I keep a straight face.

Yes I have a few sides to my..err...personality....I am quite adaptable actually. Most of the time I am the funny girl amongst other things but I can be serious if I have to. I have already marked in my little black book for us to come see you. What fun we will have yahooooooo. Look out St Louis.You are like a God compared to what we encountered on our last trip

You are going to think me even crazier but I did not understand what you meant by an arch. Are you referring to a garden arch, the arch in your back, lol I really am puzzled.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

We had a marvelous time!!! We are looking forward to doing it again and this time all of you must join us, as it will be a wonderful adventure that you cannot miss. :)

BlondePoet: I loved it!!! I love it !!!! I loved it!!!! I believe I have to re-coup from that trip.Lol :*WINK*


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha C.C you want a slice of AEvans too now. She will be so flattered to know.She is a gorgeous piece isn't she? Yes it is true I own you again, I bought you off Pam. You thought you had it easy with her well now you are back under my control. As you would have noticed I have already had you working, picking up poop and what not. If anyone is reading this we are referring to face-book haha.

Haha Tom my god I can just imagine you trying to view these pics while at work.OOoo how funny is that. I can just picture you sitting there, eyes darting around the room seeing if anyone is watching. Sitting upright trying to cover the screen. When AEvans and I head out again mid year we will come and have a drink with you. I can handle my liquor like a pro, but AEvans,haha, one glass and she is gone. You will see for yourself.


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Sounds like you women had the time of your life, LOL. Your adventure was seriously hilarious, ROF!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey AEvans, your pics here are attracting a lot of attention. C.C I have him on a leash now,haha. Down C.C behave now. If you are lucky C.C, AEvans may teach you a little yoga when we come to see you. We have so many people here to visit in June when we travel, I hope you realise. Oh boy I can see we are going to have a mad, mad time.Wooot.

Oh and by the way some pervert left a message for you here wanting to know if you are for sale and....... the rest I could not possibly repeat.. Ha you can't buy people in this day and age little matey I should have said.....

Haha oh I forgot we bought a woman. Enough said LMAO.....


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Dear Dottie, it was just beyond words. The best experience in my entire life. I wish you could have come with us. We are packing a man in a suitcase next time we go, so another woman would be just marvellous. Dottie I can assure you that after a few days into the trip you too would be Dotty, Dottie LMAO


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

I need yoga so that I can stretch better the next time, and the message was probably from my stalker who can't seem to get enough of me, as he cruises through here across HP every now and then I see him come in through my tracker and believe me the the FBI loves tracking his IP address, so you as well keep track as the boys will love him behind bars, and hopefully he won't drop the soap. Lol:) It is going to be a lot of fun and I cannot wait until June!!!:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh AEvans my dear poor friend. You never told me about this man. How dare he. Next time he types his wee little print on this page I will jot down his IP address and pass it on to the FBI.

Oh and speaking of messages, Vinny Gerr,you know the stray you picked up in Mongolia whose photo I shared here, sent an email to my address for you. I never got to understand his dialect that he swiftly taught you so well. He says,." Ipptity Pokapoo poo, eek eek, bon ravioli a min min, chee chee bonk bonk eek eek."

Can you please translate that for me please. I personally think he has the hots for you, god you never gave him your address haha.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Thanks bunches for sending his little itty bitty paw print off as they are collecting.:) tikkity, bikkityy, grr, mmm. daaa , min, min, nope I didn't give him my address , but you must have given him yours. Lol:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha oh dear yes I can see now I must of damn.

I am sorry AEvans but he freaks me out a little and I can't figure out why. Haha not only are you smart, beautiful but your translation skills are priceless.Thanks a million. :)


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

BP... you are something else! Hilarious Hub! Be sure to check out my profile...NOW! :) Next year the two of you will have to visit the trailer park.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

No worries I will give you the scoop, I wonder if he going to enjoy wearing ruffled underwear???Lol my translation is good thinks it took me a few on-line courses but to understand it "PRICELESS"" Lol :)


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Pest we definitely will , it should be fun and hopefully fishing season will be over and we can water ski..Lol:)

BlondePoet: The next time it happens do like we discussed and notify HP immediately it is eerie isn't it. FYI: You've got Mail!!!:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh Pest we will be honured to come stay with you....yahooo it's on......ummm...now that we have seen your living quarters in your recent hub....where do you think you will put us two for the night...

AEvans woot we finally get to skate on Pest's yellow lake. (Brainstorm hits Blonde) Yesssssssss and some ice fishing. AEvans will have to cook Pest after what I did to that cabin in Glascow oo la la.

Haha ruffled underwear.oooo AEvans you rock my socks.I will be sure to take your advice with the mail bit. You are so smart...


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

I will defintily cook as we certainly do not need another mishap, and I will stay behing and relax will both of you fish!!Lol Yup and check your e-mail now as I sent you a hello...:)


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Yellow lake is just the back flush from the flooded outhouse...i will be happy to let you two have the couch...i can sleep on the floor...all alone. :(


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

We wouldn't make you sleep alone on the floor, that would not be very nice. :(


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Aww thanks AEvans...I am only a beginner so I will need a lot of help. Last time I tried to put the prawn on the fishing hook it went thorugh my finger...i still have a little scar..truly...I hope I don't need to go to the outhouse through the night...I could fall thorugh the ice in the dark...and be iced under and noone would know....oh boy the stay here is just going to be totally mad I can feel it Haha


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

That's right AEvans I read in some encyclopedia in cold countries you are all supposed to huddle up together like Eskimos.......we will have to follow tradition..no matter how hard it may be


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

BP... you can use mommas pee bucket for the night..Ae you too. I wouldn't want you falling through the ice.

Yes we will have to huddle close and tight...no matter how hard it may be.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

We will huddle !!!Yippeee!!

BP: Pest made us a star we made it to the big time check out his profile , we are STARRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!!


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

AE:  LOL...  What  have you framed the autograph I sent to you?

I am going to be going to sleep soon...the couch beckons with squeaky springs. I will see you all in in a few hours...Morning for me. Have a great time Hubbing!

 


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Yup, framed and I was the first to get it!!!:):): and I am getting ready to shut my eyes too!!! Tomorrow comes quickly!!


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Jewels 7 years ago from Australia

You girls are dangerous!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Wow Pest I have never used a pee bucket before especially somethin' as grand as your Mommas. I hope it has a little indentation on it to sit on. Oh what the heck if your momma can do it so can I.

As long as you have electricity for my blow dryer and electric toothbrush I am a happy gal. Yea AE I know, famous yahooo. It's the bees knees.

I hope you don't mind Pest I like to do a short headstand before bedtime, it keeps the blood pumping.Let's just hope that with the huddling thing, Momma don't come out in the middle of the night to visit the outhouse. She might trample us in her rush aghhhhhhh


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Lol Jewels we are indeed. AEvans is the worst, you got to keep an eye on her when she is driving esp. You should see her mowing the grass, she is a little scary. She does not use the traditional method.She ties her Grandads false teeth on to the end of a stick and off she goes.Those clappers open and close at 100miles per hour


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

ROTFL!!!!  So funny, BP!!! Next time, you had better invite me!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Anna, LMAO you are in. Start saving your pennies we are leaving in June. AEvans is busting to get another tattoo so you will be able to advise her. Oh can you just imagine the chaos with a blonde,a bruntette and a redhead.


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

It's the start to a really good joke, anyway...a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar...


Iphigenia 7 years ago

After you visit funride in Portugal - come to see me in St Tropez - you'll go down a blast here; Just think, all those beautiful and famous people will get the chance to see YOU !


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Lol Anna Marie, and speaking of bars, we will be visiting many a bar on our next trip, just to check the décor of course. Oh three of us, plus a man in a suitcase ohhhhhh this is going to be mad. I hope you are a good driver haha, we..errr.are not

Iphigenia ohhh thankyou so much for this fabulous offer,St Tropez, famous people, fashion, food. Oh I adore the place already lol. We would be honoured to come see you. I will jot that down immediately on our agenda. No wonder you look so glamorous Iphigenia living in a grand place.


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Great travelogue and dialogue. Next time you guys can stop off in South Africa. Go on diet with me. Spend a day in my life including a gym workout , experience traffic as well as our wonderful electricity  load shedding. You should bring a battery operated hair dryer and toothbrush just in case, or you could share mine!. BTW you should send Pest a Blow up Momma hermaphrodite to brighten up the trailer park. Also when next you stop for Bhang (a bang?) you could mail a parcel to goldentoad to brighten up his day!

brilliantly funny hub!

PS perhaps after you stopped off here, I could be your man in a case?


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey sixtyorso oh boy your place sounds super. It's marked down as a must. You even have a hairdryer. You hear that AEvans we are definitely coming to see him yeahhh

I will take you up on your kind offer, South Africa how amazing, we just missed out going there the first time due to us going broke lol. Oh yes I can see that cute little fellow/she brightening up Pest's caravan park haha.I am sure his Momma will love it too.

You think Golden Toad might like a bit of Bhang, haha, I bet it's right up his alley. Damn AEvans if she hadn't been pulling half my hair out, the lighting would never have destroyed it. LOl. Do you have lions, tigers and hippos near your house by any chance?


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

We have all of the above in a gamepark nearby (Pilanesberg) but for tigers we have to go the zoo (choice of two one in Johannesburg one in Pretoria). these two zoo's here are open with moats (very few bars) and are considered to be some of the most modern in the world.

PS if AE visits toady she better wear panties! LOL


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

If Around the World in 80 Days was modernized and made into a chick flick, it would be something like this. :D


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh cool sixtorso can't wait to get there now, this trip is going to be the cream of the crop. Yes I know can't take AE anywhere I will pass on your words of advice to her haha.

Haha Chris A I take that as a delightful compliment lol you summed it up so well. Thankyou


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

@Chris "chic flick" Indeed More like Selma & Loise with a good ending! Hah


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha I like that idea too Sixtyorso, LMAO, oh we would do so well in a blockbuster film, I really hope the new manager who replaced Bill Ding will see it too.Then again our audition is not until the year 2015. The new guy might be run over by a truck or anything by then. Show business is a frustrating world lol


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I'm hurt, you guys came to hollywood and didn't give me a call. I will go to bed weeping.

You girls are crazy!!!!!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

GT: We will look you up this summer no worries , you are the first on the list before we leave the country...:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey GT I seriously was coming to see you but that near Muslim abduction threw me off track lol. We won't possibly forget u this time......Maybe you could make your way to Pest's caravan and we could all have a few days together.What a party.

What is this AE you said to GT,'' you are the first on the list before we leave the country...'' LMAO knock knock lol I kind of live in another country than you guys....I am right on the ball today .


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Pest can join us at the beach, I think he needs a good tan anyways.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Well then I will me GT and you can fly in from Australia , first class all expense trip paid and meet us at the beach, of course we will pay for the Taxi from LAX , Pest can come in from the frigid cold and together you two can join us @ Redondo Beach, no make that Manhattan Beach in June. We will have coronas waiting , we will then begin our International Journey , Pest, GT, AEvans and BlondePoet and anyone else who would like to join us now the more the merrier, we need have them book now as we are all flying first class!!Lol:)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I just don't want to see pest in some speedos


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

To all please do not bring speedos , absolutely no speedos!!!! Heheheheh, GT are you going to wear speedos??? Maybe Christop is going to where speedos I wonder who will be carrying them in their suticase.....mmmmm


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

Hi Blondepoet & AEvans!

Wow! wonderful trip I guess I missed the flight, otherwise it was suppose to be fun. I mean "manage a trois"..........hahaha just kidding.


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

Put blondepoet and AEvans together, and you get one hell of a life time trip! Damn, how could you afford it?! Oh nevermind, I can pretty much guess what you did. tehehe.

Anywayz, love the hub! Keep us updated!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

OMG, Send me the ip address I will check it and let you know where it came from do not respond to comment and do not delete it just yet. Send it to my mail that just gave me the chills. :(


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Cool the beach it is .Does anyone have a boogie board? I have to agree no speedos, if that is all you have then your birthday suit it is lol. Oh I can already see another catastrophe happening in the surf. Christoph in speedos wooot where is the camera. I will get the best tan, as mine is sprayed on


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha Mr Nice who does not like the idea. Actually Vinny Gerr from Mongolia,pictured above suggested the same thing,jajajaja, you have never seen me run with such speed anywhere from him

Hi mayhmong LMAO, yes a great combo, we polish up ok. Did you know that AEvans tried laying on a bed of nails in Bombay?. You should have seen her on that thing while flossing her teeth, it was hysterical


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jmashore 7 years ago

Awesome trip!  I see you visited Hollywood, about a 90 minute drive from me.  Maybe next time?  I'll make sure to show you a great time. This was a very great hub.  The pics made it complete.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

A big thanks James I told you we had a bonza time. Wow everyone lately lives so close to Hollywood, why did we not know this before hand .You never knew the producer Bill Ding by any chance haha


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jmashore 7 years ago

the Clown?  Nope. Anywhere else in California you want to visit?


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

BP: You are telling our secrets!!!Lol a bed of nails????/ That was you , shame on you for telling a tall - tale....:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Lmao AE I promise not to tell anything too personal like all your fetishes and such. Hey I have been meaning to ask you where are your piercings

James where I really really really want to go is Disneyland. I don't know whether AE has been there.Now seriously this is the little kid coming out. I have fantasised about going ever since I was little


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

You should know where they are , we traveled together and was stopped by homeland security, because I kept setting the machine off..LOL:):):):;0;

Seriously I lived in Redondo Beach and yes I have been to Disneyland, I love it and would go again and again. Knotts Berry farm is o.k. , parking can be a beast but it is a lot of fun..:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hahahah AE yes I guess how could I miss them, I mean after all you ran around nude half the time. Sometimes you dressed up big though like in Boogy St


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

'Hi Blondie you say showbiz is frustrating how about a ""kill Bill 3" with you in the starring role?


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh sixtyorso yesssssssssssssss. That is so uncanny you say that, I have been called Uma Thurman before. 'Kill Bill', those movies rock.Oh yes get me Kill Bill 3 and you can even me my manager LMAO.I can show the world my hard earned kickboxing skills.... You are just the ants pants Sixtyorso :)


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Eric Graudins 7 years ago from Australia

You two will have to include Tasmania in your next trip.

Lots to see and do, and lots of excellent wine to drink.

I'll even take you motorcycling - one at a time. We have the BEST motorcycling roads in Oz.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh Eric without hesitation we will be there.I was just telling Saltymick the other day my desire to go there. You are so lovely to invite us.Oh motorcycling I am delirious just thinking about that yahooo.I have a jet ski that is like riding a motorbike on water it is awesome


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jmashore 7 years ago

Disneyland is great but you have to head up to Mammoth in the summer. You will never see a more beautiful place in your life. Plus Disneyland is more like a weeklong trip it is so damn big and crowded this time of year. Also, more time in Vegas. I could show you the places the people on vacation don't know about. I spent my summers visiting my Grandpa there. I could tell you stories you would never believe.


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Shalini Kagal 7 years ago from India

omg - that was such fun! Remind me the next time to pack the bhang up well so it doesn't - er - smell and no lightning bolt blasts it to smithereens!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

James what is Mammoth I have never heard of it

LMAO Shalini oh hell yes. I don't care what AE thinks I am coming back for more bhang through thick and thin


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

You girls could do a road trip using the "Chitty Chitty" Bhang Bhang vehicle and hopefully it won'y all go up in smoke!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha I can assure you sixtyorso with us in it....it will go up in smoke LMAO


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Patricia Costanzo 7 years ago from Behind the Redwood Curtain

Next time I want to come.  My sad humdrum life could use a little shaking up, and I think you are just the women for the job.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Awww Patricia, that is so sad to here but hey, stick with us, and we will bring you some rumble and groove back, guaranteed. I can just picture you with your fish net stockings and silver iridescent little dress doing the can can where we went, yahooooooooo.


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jmashore 7 years ago

Mammoth is a ski town in the winter and a fishing town in the summer. Most beautiful place in the Western US IMO.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh kool James I had never heard of it


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

MY MY sounds like it was fun...reminds me of a trip me and a friend tok with our 5 kids...long story...but I should consider writing it...you did...Good job...Thanks for the laughs...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi G-ma lol yes it was an enormous amount of fun, if I say so myself. I would love to hear your story one day, perhaps you should write it. If our adventure reminds you of your trip it must be a beauty LMAO.Life can certainly see us in some pickles that is for sure.Thankyou so much for coming by


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

WOW!! You did visit some interesting places with interesting experiences. I must say your imagination really runs wild. You are a bold girl and if you really are keen on such adventures then may your dreams be fulfilled. :D


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thankyou countrywomen.Yes my imagination does get away with me.My mind never stops lol


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha badcompany99 I am so glad. I had many a laugh myself putting this all together. I can't wait to do the sequel LMAO.(hugs)


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jxb7076 7 years ago from United States of America

WOW, talk about adventurers! You gals really took advantage of life and that monkey pissing in his mouth must be an American Republican, or maybe he's an American Democrat.  Perhaps he's a Liberal Republican or a Conservative Democrat which makes him an Independent. It's hard to tell from his position! He should run for president, or Prime Minister, or some very high political office!

Anyway, great hub and thanks for sharing!   


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hahaha jxb7076 we are indeed crazy. Oh that monkey whatever he is, he is not normal LMAO


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Aragon5000 7 years ago

lol this is crazy! AEvans is one cool chick! Glad y'all had fun lol


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi Aragon500, yes she certainly is. Thanks for coming by.


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futonfraggle 7 years ago

LOL! Hilarious, Blonde. Great Hub. I think soda came out of my nose when I read the caption of the picture, above "AEvans was always picking up strays off the streets."


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi futonfraggle LMAO I am so glad you enjoyed it, be sure to see the sequel making its debut next month. Oh yes we have saved hard, for our next trip, can't wait


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

omg look out countries that you two go for a holiday you both will rock there world keep it up love the hub and the pic's outstanding very funny

mandy


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks so much isis on our next journey we will come and visit you for sure.xoxox


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

that would be wonderful


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Prepare for all havoc Isis LMAO


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GeneriqueMedia 7 years ago from Earth

First class never go to Hong Kong.. ;)

AWESOME!

I wish I had seen this before. You're a witty and foxy Aussie. ;)

G|M


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hahah GM darn it I always seem to be laughing around this joint. My humour never slows down, it's insane. Aww thanks heaps for the kind praise. I agree totally with you on that one LMAO. Am trying to convince everyone else of it too. (hugs)


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Curious Traveller 7 years ago from United Kingdom

Well, I can see that we really need to add a little bit more spice and variety to our travel adventures! It is amazing what a little bit of imagination can achieve. The next time we take off on one of our jaunts, we will approach it from an entirely different perspective.

Fantastic Hub, great reading and thoroughly entertaining. Well done - and we hope to read about more of your adventures soon!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh thankyou CT, indeed we had a ball on this trip as you can tell LMAO.Next time AE is not driving, we had some major prangs I can tell you loooooool.


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Uriel 7 years ago from Lebanon

I hope you people can come here, and see the true nut cases we got here.. Awesome picuters! and about the weed hehhe cool move ! i hope u enjoyed your time :D... Germany and croatia are my dream places:D..<3 the pics...


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hiya Uriel lol I got to agree, we are true nuts, especially this one writing this, and loving it may I say. Thanks a million for your much appreciated comment.


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

bring the havoc on I am ready for it lol


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

LMAO isis look out for part two of this tale making it's debut very shortly. Let me tell you it gets worse lol. xox


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

lol bring it on can hardly wait to see it


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

ROFL isis I sure will. xox


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trooper22 7 years ago from Chicago

And they didn't stop in Chicago!....I feel cheated!

This was a first class hoot!

I have been to Amsterdam btw, I don't seem to remember seeing that tree there. Although I haven't been there for much longer than I care to admit, I did make stop in that park. Can a tree be fertalized....er um, nevermind.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

ROFL Trooper do not despair for we are travelling in the next few weeks and will certainly stop off in Chicago. Haha you never saw that tree how the heck did you miss it. I think I saw more things in Amsterdam than I did in the entire trip.


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TheBestWriter 7 years ago from Earth

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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh TheBestWriter what a surprise oh yes you are the best. xox


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fierycj 7 years ago from The Fiery Heart of Africa

great pictures...i'm at a bar right now. we'll be back to read the hub.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Heyyyy Fiery what are you at the pub with your lap-top ROFL, are you serious?? I am just happy that you took the time to come here in the middle of a beer. xo


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fierycj 7 years ago from The Fiery Heart of Africa

No, no. What I'm I nuts? I was at the bar with my mobile phone. Was actually hiding out there. Don't ask me why. You dont wanna know. Or maybe you do wanna know. But as my Cosa Nostra friends would say, forgetaboutit. Hey, funny hub. I liked the part where the Arabians wanted to kidnap you guys. You would have ended up being sex-slaves to some Sheikh dude. You think you're kinky - those randy bastards would make your deeds seem like a nun's. No kidding. Hilarious hub.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

LMAO Fiery you sure like that bar. I thought I had seen you some-where before. Do you know...this is really true..when I went to Singapore a few years ago..this nearly happened to my girl-friend and I, kid-napped by these two Arabian men. It ended up with a huge chase through a under-ground car- park, boy oh boy, I never would have cooked on the barby back in Australia again.

I guess that is where I got this idea lol. Thanks so much for coming by you add a great fire to my page. (hugs)


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Beth100 7 years ago from Canada

This is great! lmao through the whole hub...love the tours you and AEvans had!!! Great memorable pics!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks so much Beth, I learned a very important lesson from my experience, you can't take AE any-where!!!ROFL.


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Dolores Monet 7 years ago from East Coast, United States

blondepoet, you are a riot. what a swell trip, i'm sure one that you and aevans will never forget - and you've got the pictures to prove all those wild stories!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

LMAO thank-you Dolores (I adore the name Dolores by the way it is the ultimate). You just can't take little ole AE anywhere without getting in trouble, or is it the other way around, xoxo


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loua 7 years ago from Elsewhere, visiting Earth ~ the segregated community planet

I'm new to this hub blogging stuff; but you sure make it look like fun. I like your style.. It amusing and I'm getting addicted to it... I love to be amused...You have a flair for it... Well, thanks for being...


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loua 7 years ago from Elsewhere, visiting Earth ~ the segregated community planet

I'm new to this hub blogging stuff; but you sure make it look like fun. I like your style.. It amusing and I'm getting addicted to it... I love to be amused...You have a flair for it... Well, thanks for being...


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi loua welcome to hubpages! Thanks a million for the super comments. Yes it is heaps fun here you will love it.


someoneyouknow 7 years ago

u talk every seconds on hub but u dnt talk to me its sad


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Lol Jeremy this has been the only place I do talk to people I have no Skype and do not use Msn no-more so I talk to my friends here. xo


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larrybass 7 years ago from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

ROFL! :-) You are TOO Funny! I like the pic of you in the Cher leader garb and that caption really cracked me up. Woot Woot! :-)

Lookin' forward to reading more of your adventures...

Have a good one,

lb


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

ROFL larrybass I am so glad you liked it. AE pushed me into going to such extremities lol. There is always plenty of adventure when it involves me(hugs)


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pinkhawk 7 years ago from Pearl of the Orient

hahaha! fantastic adventure loaded with fun! this burst me to giggle...up up and away! how i wish i could also join the mirth of flying!haha! thank you ma'am for sharing! :)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha crazy lot arent we? And lovin it lol. Thankyou so much for stopping by :)


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Micky Dee 7 years ago

Very, very funny. I've got to check out more of your stuff now. Saw your input on "Funride".


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh Mickey flattery will get you everywhere so glad you approve. Have a great day :)


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AEvans 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

I always have to come back and read this adventure it certainly always makes my day! :)


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Cheeky Girl 6 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

I can see there's some in house jokes here, but whatever the heck kind of "trip", you had, I hope you had as good a time doing it as I had reading and laughing about it! Great entertaining hub!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

LMAO and it is a pleasure to see you each time AE. Can't wait too the final sequel this year after our big cruise ship adventure we have planned xo

LMAO Cheeky Girl so glad you dropped in,humour is my second skin ROFL :)


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Peggy W 6 years ago from Houston, Texas

Loved this adventure trip. Hahahahaha! Can I go with you next time???


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hey there Peggy sure thing, I hope you have life insurance though. :)


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drej2522 6 years ago from Augusta, GA

wow, looks like one hell of an adventure.

ha, and the monkey video, gross but hilarious! Haha


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bonny2010 6 years ago from outback queensland

Shame on you - my granddaughters are still cacking themselves - me I had to give it up on account of my frail old age - even the joey's poked their heads out to see whatall the hooting was about.


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh drej2522 us girls are coming to see you soon on out next vacation. I hope your nerves are good ROFL.

Hahah bonny2010 that is hilarious. I am just so chuffed the family enjoyed reading of our adventures.


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Mikel G Roberts 6 years ago from The Heartland

I wonder why I always seem to feel strangely...um...you know... after I visit your hubs???

*sigh*

again, Mikel (Officer Smith says Hello)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh my Mikel would you care for me to check your temperature, I am fully qualified. :)


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Mikel G Roberts 6 years ago from The Heartland

Is it hot in here?


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Well you certainly are running a temperature. May have to test your blood pressure now. :)


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Moulik Mistry 6 years ago from Burdwan, West Bengal, India

I think you traveled all around the world - excellent hub and enjoyable writing...


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Lol thanks Moulik


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suzy47uk 6 years ago from devon

Really enjoyed this hub hun xxx


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Thanks so much Suzy. Have a great day. xo


QuincyDaWonderDog 6 years ago

dis adventure is even more excellent dan Bill & Ted's, and dose guys knew how to party! I ams rating dis UP. 'k, bai...


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hey there Quincy you cute little ball of fluffy fur. Oh us chicadees sure know how to rock de house down. You da bees knees. :)


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

Wow wow wow...as Kylie Minogue would say.

Did you spend the entire trip in with only a yellow bikini

and a cheerleading outfit on. My gosh in Mongolia that would probably be some kind of high treason.

I know what I would do with you if I caught you dressed that skimpy, and you haven't even committed any crime here in the states. Where were your nursing clothes BP.

Remember clothes make the blonde...


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hiya Blake and remember without the clothes proves you are blonde hahaha. Oh you haven't seen it all yet my dear friend. Thank-you so much for your wonderful support, you truly have been my number one fan with all the great comments and backbone you have been giving me. xo


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

Ummm Well I don't know how to tell you this, I would have thought that you'd have noticed by now. Well I guess someone has to tell you...

That isn't my backbone!

Do you want me to keep giving it to you?

;-O


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saddlerider1 6 years ago

You two girls are a HOOT together, you left your mark in each place you traveled to or was it your scent. I'm sure you broke a lot of men's hearts along the way. I thought the KFC statement and the yellow bikini was a riot. Why do blondes look so great in yellow bikinis? hmmmm


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh Blake I would be disappointed if you stopped giving it to me. It is like that Michael Jackson song "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough".x0


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hey there Saddlerider great to see you this morn. Oh we had a blast. Must admit, yes there was a few broken hearts laying in the street but what can a gal do LMAO? We must look you up when we do our trip this year. You better take out insurance first lol. :)


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Stevennix2001 6 years ago

wow, that's quite a story bp. I never realized you and aevans had that many wild adventures together. I would've loved for your story to be turned into a movie, with both you starring as yourselves, as I bet it would've made a great movie. However, I had a lot of fun reading this, as this probably the best hub I've ever read on here.

I'm glad to hear you girls made out of the slavery scam okay and that you both survived the car accident. however, i do agree with aevans about eating scorpions, as that's just gross. lol

anyway thanks for the great read. i hope you and her get to go on another wacky adventure soon, as i look forward to hearing about it. :)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hey Steve wow great to see you, oh yes AE and I were like wild coyotes when let loose. Hey we are planning another trip soon and are going to swing by to see you. Don't worry I won't write anything incriminating here.


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Stevennix2001 6 years ago

Wow, a visit from two lovely girls like yourselves? I can't wait then. ;)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh Steve you will never be the same again LMAO. Can't wait. We will cook you pancakes for breakfast on the house :)


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@MagicBoy 6 years ago from Qatar

Two of the hottest girls on HP on a trip..sounds too intriguing to resist..a wonderful read, totally a wild ride..was just wondering if guys were also invited on your next trip..dont know when that is though..take care…


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Haha Magic oh do tell me more. Look us girls will come see you on our next trip for sure. Hope you know what to do with two live birds lol. We are a handful I can tell you. It will be our pleasure. :)


kerjawa 4 years ago

LMAO Haha Pam you have me laughing now too

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healthcarelink 4 years ago

Awesome video! especially about the cooking ribs...

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