A Bedtime Hello (limerick)

You should have heard screams husband shed

When he found wife’s mother in bed

His hand she did take

You’ve made a mistake

It’s me without makeup wife said

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

ha,ha,ha ... love this .. you always marry your wifes mother.!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

This is hilarious. Great one.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha they say always look at the mother to know how the wife will look one day

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Funny.I liked it.

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ocfireflies 3 years ago from North Carolina

the good thing is that husbands can also eventually look like their dads

thanks for waking me up with a smile

that is so appreciated


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thelyricwriter 3 years ago from West Virginia

Loved this! Voted up, awesome, funny, and shared on FB.

You're truly an artist, always creative and pure genius.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago


funny, yet...from the woman's perspective?

ok..still funny!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

That is a good way to get in serious trouble...but oh so funny.

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Oh I wanted to vote this one hilarious! We all know at some point in time we sound like and yes, look like, our mother!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Oh, good one, Martin!!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ha ha. They say you can tell what a woman will look like when she's old by looking at her mother.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

You were spot on with this one, m'dear,

And created so much fun, you hear?

It may be uncouth,

But close to the truth,

So I crown you the King with no peer!

Trust me!

peer fear tear

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Pretty funny. Jamie

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Ha, ha ha. Good one!

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Nellieanna 3 years ago from TEXAS

Yikes! hahahaha! Good one, Martin!

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Thanks for reminding me to put makeup on:)

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

So funny!!!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

I will never go to bed without my makeup ever again..You are so funny. Loved it...

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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

HAHA!! LOL! Great limerick!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

I am still chuckling. Another gem from you my talented friend.


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Couldn't stop laughing when I read this!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Beauty and the Beast in one body?

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