A Gruesome Crime To Make Your Mouth Water (limerick)

I beat him until he was dead

To make sure I tore off his head

I ripped his guts out

And cleared any doubt

Of cleaning one’s trout well ahead

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Robert Beyer 19 months ago from Seattle, Washington

I was completely surprised by the last sentence. I think the picture is a perfect diversion from the ending.

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bravewarrior 19 months ago from Central Florida

I was surprise too - and relieved!

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travmaj 19 months ago from australia

Worried about you for a moment - relief - but poor trout...

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The Examiner-1 19 months ago

Hilarious Martin. I voted it up, shared and pinned it.


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Shyron E Shenko 19 months ago

Funny, very good.

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