A Matador Of A Fresher Kind (limerick)

The crowds they would cheer and would wail

When into the bullring I’d sail

Such Joy I would bring

That ladies would sing

As bull’s turds I’d fling in my pail

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

LOL! Someone gotta do it! Hilarious!

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Awesome and funny! I hope is well Martin. Jamie

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

i call BULL****!


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

LOL!! Enjoyed your limerick.

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Nellieanna 3 years ago from TEXAS

That is hilarious! But - - 'fresher'? haha

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

The turds have to go somewhere.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Couldn't stop laughing!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

They're great for the garden, anyway! Good one.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

That was amusing indeed. Good fertilization.

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