A Sound That Ruins Sex (limerick)

When in sex my passions would soar

A sound I would come to deplore

Soft lovers’ hearts strum

This sound would turn numb

I’m home honey from the front door


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

I really only came over here because, knowing you, figured this wouldn't have anything to do with sex... I'm still glad I came :D ha ha ha!


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

It could be worse Mhatter99 - her husband could jump out of the bedroom wardrobe wearing a pink nightie, and then you really would be in trouble.

R.Q.


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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Martin, who's been a naughty boy then!.....loved it.

Liked R Q's hubby in pink nightie too..he..he..


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Theater girl 3 years ago from New Jersey

Yeah, that would do it! Very clever!


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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

That would ruin it, for sure!


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

I like Romeos' scenario. You'd be in some deep doo da!! LOL


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Thanx for the morning chuckle, Martin!


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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

yeah LOL that'll do it...:)


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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

LOL! That's a good one!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

A belly laugh to begin my day...thank you, Martin!


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Oops. Somebody is in trouble.


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Oh! Not what I was expecting. . . I was thinking of interruptions from a child.


lenamaewrites 3 years ago from Winchester, KY

Haha! I needed that laugh today!


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ocfireflies 3 years ago from North Carolina

BIG SMILE!

Best Always,

Kim


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Very clever my friend, thanks for the fun read !


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Yikes!


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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

That's even funnier than I thought it was going to be. I thought it was the phone or the kid!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Well, that's the end of that 'Enchanted Evening!'


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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

I can see how that would ruin the mood. Too funny.


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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Funny lol Her husband caught them in red-handed lol


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ladydeonne 3 years ago from Florence, SC

A knowing smile is on my face. You naughty , naughty boy!

Voted up and shared.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Never pays to cheat.


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Hilarious!


shara63 3 years ago

caught Red handed..cheater Hatter! hahaha!!


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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Thank you for the laugh Martin; loved it so clever too.

Have a great weekend.

Eddy.


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That would ruin things, all right.

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