A Special Two For One Deal (limerick)

My delight was hard to disguise

When girl with big breasts caught my eyes

Well all I could say

How much must I pay

When she said that they came with fries

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Hahaha- That's terrible! I mean terribly funny. Only a man... ;-)

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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Too funny! What a 'treat' for you!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Two for one. Lucky guy!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I need to know where that restaurant is...I'm suddenly very hungry. :)

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If they come with fries,

Must be a new thing.

Ask that cute server

What comes with a wing?

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Funny, Martin.

Thanks for the laugh!

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

This one is a laugh out loud!

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Funny stuff Martin. Jamie

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

ZOWIE - i counted six? is that correct? lol

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Couldn't stop laughing!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That's why Hooters is such a successful business, even in this bad economy.

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