A Very Important Golf Rule (limerick)

At golfing I thought I was hot

They sadly informed me I’m not

It came as a blow

Rule I didn’t know

I learned it was low score we sought

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Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

Very clever, LOL

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL...that's how I kept score.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

First, dump those Three Stooge

Then your game will improve.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha yes, low is good for once.

Now, I'm laughing at drbj too.

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janshares 3 years ago from Washington, DC

Lol, ha ha ha! funny Matt!

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

That's my natural style - unfortunately

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phdast7 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

Clever and funny. :)

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Less is more this time Martin. :)

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

But if it was high score, I could have won!

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Now that's funny, really funny....

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Great limerick, Martin!!

You publish so many great works each day.

Do these things come to you when you sleep??

Always fun to read your new material.



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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ha ha! That's probably how I'd play the game!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny, Ha...I watched Tiger win Sunday..Yea....

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...The lower the better..that's why mine is a -0-...I heard my husband was cheating with someone named " Big Bertha ".... so I hit him with an " iron " and now I am a "real widow "....hehehe..loved your limerick !

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Fossillady 3 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

hee hee :O)

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

The picture says it all. My heroes!

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

the picture was as funny as the limerick!

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Thanks for an entertaining way to end my day, Martin!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Amusingly funny.

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