A War Hard To Stomach (limerick)

From battlefield came mighty roar

Such fury I scarce felt before

My mind became numb

To fate yet to come

(as) Burrito and stomach wage war

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Guess the burrito must have been covered in really hot sauce, Martin.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That was so funny and I have those problems some times.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....great one!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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whonunuwho 4 years ago from United States

The wages of wars are often hard to stomach, my friend, and this includes the personal to the world's. Nice poem. whonu

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

Oh, just when we prepared for the worst!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

It can sure happen, eh?

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

O my...this can be a tricky war especially when far away from a facility :)

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Now burritos and stomachs can create quite an explosion. Thanks for sharing, Hatter!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Brilliant as always.


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Sunnie Day 4 years ago

Yep...that will sure do it! lol Married to someone who loves Burrito's I am the victim of his war.. :)

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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

aaahhh ur crazy LOL loved bro.. now to pull over at this Mexican Rest stop...LOL

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Ohhhh, that burrito twist is wonderful! Good one Martin. Happy New Year!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

That is funny, I am eating Nachos as I read this. Jamie

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Funny! Can you spell acid reflux! Perhaps add some stomach coating food to your belly such as dairy products? If you differentiate your food intake with carbs, whole grains, fruits, veggies and dairy, perhaps you wouldn't suffer from the delectable burritos! Yum yum! Try adding some sour cream and/or quacamole. Just sayin'.....

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Oh My word.. lol I thought it was a real war.. and well I guess a burrito will make you feel like you a re in a war..lol

blessings my friend


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

LOL...i guess this is the antithesis to my constipation poem...CLEAR!!!

hilarious, as usual, M!

sharing forward..

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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

You really got me on this one! Great job MH!

Voted up, funny, and yes, interesting.

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Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Mhatter

Love it! ROFL

Voted up

Happy New Year :)

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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

Oh no you didn't ...

OK, extra hot sauce please...

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sweethearts2 4 years ago from Northwest Indiana

Pick your battles carefully, they can backfire!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Ah yes, the war of the stomach. Used to have a cast iron one when I was growing up alas no more.

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

ha ha! I guess there is more than one kind of battlefield!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Every so often, your humor sneaks up on me ( as did the burrito!)

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