Ab Spatulate Excitedly Explains

Ab Spatulate Excitedly Explains
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It seems that our friend Ab cannot do anything BUT excitedly explain! For, you see, expressive Ab is saddled with spatulate digits, ear, collar, nose, feet, cuffs, shirtfront, hair, coattail and shoes!

With arms splayed spastically, Ab abhors a vacuum, shouting and gesturing his latest to all within earshot, each pronouncement more pressing and pertinent and precious and profound than the last.

Good thing he’s a town crier.

He is ideally suited to his profession, wearing the profoundly surprised (if not amazed) visage of one who has just beheld something new and curious and wondrous and breathtakingly important — for at least the next five seconds, anyway.

(Kind of reminds you of all those blathering coiffed heads limned by the bulletin crawls across the base of your droning flatscreen, doesn’t he?)

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CMCastro 5 years ago from Baltimore,MD USA

Great ARTWORK and cute profile written! And may you have a wonderful creative New Year as well!

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rickzimmerman 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio Author

Thanks, CM, and all the best to you for 2011!

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