Absolute best collection of Chuck Norris jokes

Mr. Chuck Norris

You WILL enjoy my jokes!
You WILL enjoy my jokes!

Why I'm an expert on Chuck Norris jokes

Why would a retired Air Force MSgt and single parent be an expert on Chuck Norris jokes? Easy - military guys, as well as my 12 year old son and his friends, LOVE Chuck Norris jokes. I'm not exactly sure why, because they're all SO simple and revolve around one premise - that Chuck Norris is godlike!

I've heard them ALL, and most are outrageously funny! The good ones can make me laugh so hard I cry, but there are some really bad ones that don't make any sense, and they make me cry too. My son is especially good at telling the bad ones, but he still laughs at them.  He's actually checking out all of Chuck Norris' movies now because he didn't know who Chuck Norris was, LOL.

I've compiled this list of all the good ones I know and omitted the ones that are stupid. I also omitted the ones that may be offensive, all for some good clean fun. ENJOY!

BTW, If you've got any to add, please do so in the comments section and I'll add them to list.

With all due repect to THE CHUCK, here they are...

  • Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Problem is, Chuck Norris never cries.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes down the world.
  • Chuck Norris is the only man that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris can get blackjack with just one card.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris can split the atom, with his bare hands.
  • Chuck Norris uses a stunt double, for crying scenes.
  • Chuck Norris never sleeps well, because Chuck Norris never sleeps.
  • Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a $10 bill into 200 nickels.
  • Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
  • Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
  • When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
  • Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
  • It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes"
  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. No one slaps Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris runs with scissors because he never falls.
  • Chuck Norris can pat his head, rub his stomach, and roundhouse kick you at the same time.
  • Chuck Norris is not allowed to fly because every part of his body is on the "restricted items" list.
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
  • In fine print on the last page of The Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't drink energy drinks.  He sweats them.
  • When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
  • Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
  • Chuck Norris ordered a Bic Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
  • Chuck Norris beats rock, paper, and scissors.
  • If Superman and The Flash race around the earth, Chuck Norris would win.
  • Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
  • Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happes to misspell a word, Webster simply changes the actual spelling of it.
  • Chuck Norris got a perfect score on the SAT simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
  • The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
  • Chuck Norris can strangle people with a cordless phone.
  • Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.
  • Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
  • Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Scientists have recently conceded that if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  • Whatever you do, don't misspell Chuk Norris' name or you'll die before you can finish the sen...

 

Mr. Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin?

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Comments 158 comments

Isaac 6 years ago

Too funny! Chuck Norris jumped the Grand Canyon, long ways!


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SONNY SIROIS 6 years ago from Fort Fairfield, Maine Author

Thanks for the contribution Isaac. BTW, I do have some real content Hubs almost ready to publish - just wanted my first one to be easy. Stay tuned!


Joseph 6 years ago

Did you know he joined the United States Air Force as an Air Policeman (AP) in 1958 and was sent to Osan Air Base, South Korea. It was there that Norris acquired the nickname Chuck and began his training in Tang Soo Do (tangsudo).


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SONNY SIROIS 6 years ago from Fort Fairfield, Maine Author

Wow - 1958? I never knew he was in the Air Force. I was also stationed at Osan Air Base for a year. I remember spending the 2K New Years Eve on a 12 hour shift. People thought the year 2000 would glitch computers around the world - never happened.


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akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon

Hi Sonny - I decided to come check out your hubs since you were so kind to buzz me about the potatoes in a garbage can! Too hilarious! My brother-in-law used to do Chuck Norris 'signs' all the time and teach them to my kids. You nailed it though with the jokes! Great hub and welcome! Audrey


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HappyHer 6 years ago from Cleveland, OH

These are great! Now I know why Waldo is hiding :)


surlyoldcat 5 years ago

"Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes corn just needs to lie down."

"Whenever Chuck Norris gets out of bed, the moment his feet touch the floor Satan is crapping in his pants and screaming "$(*&!!! He's awake!"


From me 5 years ago

another fact from me: Some people like to smoke after havin sex, Chuck Norris burns the house down!


Skippy 4 years ago

Kids check under their beds for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris.


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

Still laughing. Much better than my CN joke hub.


Victoria 4 years ago

Why does Chuck Norris's keyboard have no escape key? There's no escaping Chuck Norris.


theman 4 years ago

When chuck Norris gives you the finger,it means how many seconds you have to live.


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Mridumalay Neog 4 years ago

One day Chuck Norris was drinking water but accidently spilled it on the Earth.

The reason the Sun sets is because Chuck goes around the world and the Sun is his lightning man.


Sam Isfanescu 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once knighted the queen


Mvu 4 years ago

When God said"let there be light"Chuck Norris pointed and said"Say please"


Dzmo 4 years ago

If chuck Norris kicked you in the face, you'd be honored to give your life


awesome 4 years ago

U know how going down niagra falls in a barell is legendary. well chuck norris went up niagra falls in a wooden box.


jt 4 years ago

Chuck Norris won American idol using sign language


Bebo 4 years ago

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together


MatsR 4 years ago

Not even Chuck Norris can stop Chuck Norris from Chuck Norris.

When Alexander Bell inventet the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.


Jaxbabe 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once sent a roundhouse kick to Justin Bieber's head. Now his hair is too afraid to grow in the opposite direction.


Animositi 4 years ago

i believe the pokémon card is incorrect, chuck has no weaknesses, and he does not retreat. definitely not common rarity (the circle on bottom right of card). and how dare it say he is "basic"


jon 4 years ago

chuk is awe........


frog 4 years ago

Chuck Norris can do the back stoke on his stomach


frog 2 4 years ago

chuck noriss once beat a beam of light in a foot race


Chris 4 years ago

Chuck Norris killed 50 people with a grenade..... Then it went off


PT 4 years ago

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to Water AND make him drink!


Bob 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once killed a dragon by pointing at it and saying "bang."


CHUK 4 years ago

..................'..'......gwfh;e[x y3 low battery


Gail 4 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him


meischka 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once ate a transformer in truck mode and cr@pped it out in regular form... hope you like....


meischka 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw.......

Its descendants are now known as giraffes... xD


Fjgfxjggfjcjfch 4 years ago

Chuck Norris is the reason Atlantis is under water


obscidius 4 years ago

there are over 1000000 players of world of warcraft because chuck norris alows them to live. chuck norris dosent hunt because hunting would imply the possible of falling. chuck norris kills all in his wake


andy 4 years ago

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change the name of the street because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


me 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once army crawled through a desert with a hard on...that desert is now known as the grand Canon


Bob 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once impregnated a woman by mearly blowing her a kiss.


Bob 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potatoe chip.

Chuck Norris once killed a man by walking too closely to him on the sidewalk.


ooda 4 years ago

Chuck norris oce drained an ocean by drinking all the water with a straw.


ooda 4 years ago

Chuck norris oce drained an ocean by drinking all the water with a straw.


Jiinx 4 years ago

Chuck Norris memorised pi backwards! 0_O\\


Cally 4 years ago

when a scorpion bit Chuck Norris, after 5 painful and agonizing days, the scorpion died.


Isaac Taane 4 years ago

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through dry land.

What's the last thing going through the minds of chuck norris' victims? his boot.


Wade 4 years ago

huck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.


DOUG 4 years ago

CHUCK NORRIS NEVER HAS SEX ON THE BOTTOM, BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS NEVER F*CKS UP.


lostbnny 4 years ago

Chuck Norris dosent beleive in the east side or west side because its only his side


CJ 4 years ago

God created Chuck Norris...he did the rest


Joshua 4 years ago

Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the world and slap himself in the back of the head!!!


Bryan 4 years ago

Chuck Norris has a heart of a child... Literally, He keeps it in a small wooden box.


harry 4 years ago

chuck Norris is not dead,because death is scared that he will


Hunter D Wolf 4 years ago

Did you know Dan Marino can throw a football through a tire at 100 yards? Did you know Chuck Norris can throw Dan Marino through a tireat 100 yards?


4 years ago

chuck norris once got into a fight with the dinosaurs enough said


OB1 4 years ago

The Sahara used to be a rain forest before Chuck Norris started logging there.


Andrew 4 years ago

I was going to make a Chuck Norris joke but before i could state one Chuck Norris round house kicked the moon it crashed into the earth and everyone died the only reason im alive to state this is because i was guarded by my gamecube! Chuck Norris RULES!


Stu 4 years ago

Chuck Norris' elbows can lick his tongue.


Nuck Chorris 4 years ago

1. Jesus was said to have died for his people; but Chuck Norris' people died for him

2. Chuck Norris caused the big bang when he roundhouse kicked himself in the mirror


Roland 4 years ago

One day Chuck was bored, kicking rocks......and people still wonder how the pyramids


oh yeah 4 years ago

chuck norris can be walking necked on the side walk and still get a ticket for an illegal weapon


jakestealth 4 years ago

Chuck Norris can delete the Internet from the world.


zerocoool 4 years ago

Dragons can breath fire, chuck norris can breath dragons.


moondog 4 years ago

when chuck norris does roundhouse kicks he causes crop circles all over the world


Thenugget 4 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha


moondog 4 years ago

chuck norris dsnt ask wat time it is he jst decides


Kick 4 years ago

Kids aren't afraid of the dark because of monsters, they're afraid they won't see Chuck Norris coming


Andrew lewis 4 years ago

chuck norris is cool


luke 4 years ago

Chuck Norris CAN find the end of a circle.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is


Tyler 4 years ago

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters because nothing gets between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris


Me 4 years ago

A blind man accidentally stepped on chuck norris's foot and chuck said: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, IM CHUCK NORRIS.

The man was cured immediately but the last thing the man saw was a round house in his face


heynow 4 years ago

Chuck Norris can slam a revoling door.


huskers13 4 years ago

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky


Tank9869 4 years ago

Chuck Norris once fell into a lava stream at the foot of a volcano. He nearly drowned...


Chuck Noris fan b... 4 years ago

Chuck Noris can slam a revolving d...........


hanna 4 years ago

Chuck Norris knows Victorias secret. I made this one up myself a few years ago but somehow it got on the internet...oh well..


norris minoor 4 years ago

chuck once cut a knife with butter


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Internet and now we have IPV6


Like 4 years ago

In football, the players go around other players. Chuck Norris goes through the players. Obliterating them.


Chuck Norris 4 years ago

People use shavers to shave their beards, Chuck Norris uses his hands.


Squaqa 3 years ago

We pray to god. God prays to chuck Norris.


jamal 3 years ago

Chuck Norris don't cut grass. He just stares at it and dares it to grow


brandon 3 years ago

Chuck Norris dosent tee bag he potato sacks


RJ 3 years ago

Chuck Norris is the only man that can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a dead bird and it came to life, then he kicked it again and it died proving the fact that chuck can bring life and take life.


Brcstar 3 years ago

Once, a man said he was better than chuck Norris. He was roundhouse kicked so hard, he was launched into space and got caught in another planet's gravity, thus creating Saturn's rings


JPlaiqofAmazing 3 years ago

Chuck Norris once decided to roundhouse kick the stars. This caused the Big Bang. Now we have the multiverse, God, Satan, and primal concepts like time, entropy, death, life, evil, good, and the void of space.

Chuck Norris was never born. He decided to exist, as he was bored at the time.

Chuck Norris warms up his sword-arm by destroying universes with Thor's hammer, that "cannot be lifted by anyone but Thor."


Jeff Coley 3 years ago

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings!

Unfortunately, every time a bell rings, Chuck Norris thinks it's the start of the next round and roundhouse kicks those wings off!


3 years ago

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nayler 3 years ago

chuck is that hard that when his daughter lost her virginity.....chuck....got it back


Pewdiepie 3 years ago

chuck norris. enough said.


Tom 3 years ago

Chuck Norris did tug on Superman's cape, he can spit into the wind, he did pull the mask off the ole Lone Range, and he roundhouse kicked Slim.


Robbo Mate 3 years ago

Chuck Norris once won World Series poker with Pokémon cards

Chuck Norris and superman had a bet the loser had to wear their underpants on the outside

Chuck Norris urinated in the fuel cap of a semi trailer, that semi trailer is now Optimus prime

Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry

ENJOY :)


Kozlov 3 years ago

Chuck norris blew his nose on Steven segals ponytail so segal real kicks him.....too bad that was an unconscious dream he had after Norris roundhoused him.


kjh 3 years ago

The real reason dinosaurs are extinct is because they killed themselves after finding out Chuck Norris was born


einstein 3 years ago

Chuck Norris spelled backwards still spells Chuck Norris.......because Chuck Norris said so.


einstein 3 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't microwave his dinner.....his dinner willingly jumps into the microwave trying to kill itself before Chuck Norris gets to it!


einstein 3 years ago

Michael Jackson learned to moon walk off Chuck Norris.


hgfh 3 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't spend time on Facebook. Facebook spends time on Chuck Norris.


kjhj 3 years ago

I once asked siri on my iPhone if it was possible to defeat Chuck Norris....siri replied saying "ni**a is you CRAZY!! ..... then she apologised.


einstein 3 years ago

When Chuck Norris inhales helium, his voice gets deeper.


einstein 3 years ago

Chuck Norris was considering changing his name to Chuck dogg, so snoop dogg got scared and changed his name to snoop lion........just to be safe.


hjg 3 years ago

Chuck Norris lives on the moon. The only reason Neil armstrong thought he was the first person on the moon is because Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the sun


einstein 3 years ago

Nightmares have nightmares about Chuck Norris.


einstein 3 years ago

-knock knock.

-who's there?

-chuck

-chuck who?

-chuck Norris

= Death. The end.


brainy 3 years ago

chuck was born on the chu/ ck/ norris. atleast that's what his license says.


einstein 3 years ago

jack and jill went up the hill, then found chuck norris, got scared, fell and came tumbling down.


einstein 3 years ago

there used to be four little pigs. then chuck norris round house kicked one of them.


gjh 3 years ago

Donald Trump actually works for chuck norris.


ksjhf 3 years ago

the weather checks the chuck norris forecast everyday.


ds 3 years ago

cleveland left family guy because he heard chuck norris was moving in town.


haha 3 years ago

Chuck norris was asked what's the hardest fight he'd been in. He said he tried arm wrestling himself once.


123 3 years ago

Chuck norris tried to be romantic once, so he wrote a love letter to his girlfriend. it went something like this:

Chuck Norris.

........She married him.


Truth 3 years ago

Chuck Norris really believes in Jesus.


Tigerj3 3 years ago

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. It's not dead it's just afraid to move.


Chuck 3 years ago

Chuck norris was suposedly dead 80 years ago but death hasent had the courege to tell him yet:)


Hugh de Mann 3 years ago

Everyone in the Swiss Army carries a Chuck Norris knife.


Samantha and Margo 3 years ago

1. chuck norris kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants today are now known as giraffe's.

2. chuck norris was once invited to a kids birthday party, and he dared a kid to suck the helium out of a balloon, that kid today is known as Justin Beiber.

3. There was a street called chuck norris but they changed the name because no one crosses chuck norris and lives.

4. Chuck Norris once went on vacation in the Virgin Islands. When he came home they were known as just islands.

5. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.


Whistlinwingman 3 years ago

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France once on a Unicycle.


Kyle 3 years ago

Some kids pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.


djpappy 3 years ago

The Apocolypse didn't happen in 2012. Thank you Chuck Norris.


gracie.summers 3 years ago

being scared of spiders is Arachnophobia

being scared of clowns is Coulrophobia

being scared of chuck norris is logic


people hate me 3 years ago

Outer space is outer because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris


bob 3 years ago

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with hot butter.


Mr. Awesome 3 years ago

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about


Mr. Awesome 3 years ago

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.


Mr. Awesome 3 years ago

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


little jimmy 3 years ago

bullet proof vests wear ChucK Norris for protection

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret


Mr. Awesome 3 years ago

Chuck Norris can stand in the corner of a cicular room.


Mr. Awesome 3 years ago

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris,

Chuck Norris doesn't tun into a zombie,

The zombie turns into Chuck Norris!!!

XD


MonkeyBoy 3 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't win.

He just allows you to lose!

sorry for bad english


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nicomp 3 years ago from Ohio, USA

Chuck Norris puts a smile on your face and a skip in your step.


Australian Chucky 3 years ago

Chuck Norris has only ever farted once. History recalls this moment as the Big Bang!


Me again 3 years ago

Years ago Chuck Norris won the New York marathon when he was on a bush walk in Australia.


Charles 3 years ago

The IOC removed backwards running from the olympics when Chuck Norris won the preliminary 5,000m trial race in a time quicker than Ussain Bolt's 100m world record.


Razamufoo 3 years ago

chuck norris once had a strong man contest with the hulk the loser had to paint himself green


Popwert16 3 years ago

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through LAND.


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nicomp 3 years ago from Ohio, USA

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a WordPress blog and the Google Pagerank algorithm broke.


Mactwatty 2 years ago

Scientists have determined the force of Big bang to 1 CNRHK. That's 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick.


Mactwatty 2 years ago

When Chuck Norris left home for college he said to his dad "You're the man of the house now"


thank me later 2 years ago

When chuck norris runs on treadmill, he stops only when treadmill gets tired.


Bob 2 years ago

When you put chuck Norris into the gps he's always right behind you.


Rysonokon 2 years ago

Before the dawn of time, there was a Norris....


KevinF 2 years ago

Chuck Norris can go to an apple tree pick some oranges and make the best lemonade ever.


Kevin 2 years ago

Chuck Norris can go to an apple tree pick some oranges and make the best lemonade ever.


Derdd 2 years ago

Chuck went swimming in the ocean. Sharks decided it was a good time to learn how to walk on land.


Dan 2 years ago

King auther pulled excailaber from stone but chuck Norris put it there


lip 2 years ago

Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with all the chambers full.


shane 2 years ago

Chuck Norris died 3 weeks ago. But he's fine now.

Cancer got diagnosed with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.


FattyJimmyTrouble 2 years ago

Chuck Norris has the Ebola virus...on toast every morning for breakfast


pointreew 2 years ago

come on! Chuck Norris is just an actor! if he was that great he would have smashed my head on the keydjaksldjlaksjdlaksjdklasjdklsajdaklsjsdasjdds


dudeage 2 years ago

Chuck Norris eats Marines and craps Navy S.E.A.L.S.


athana 2 years ago

Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry


datdude BP 2 years ago

Chuck Norris once tried his luck at slots in Las Vegas. He won 6 jackpots......... in 4 pulls.

Chuck Norris shot a 57 at Augusta over the summer. The only club he used was a sand wedge.

Chuck Norris was a pitcher for his high school baseball team. The other team's hitters never brought bats to the plate. There was no point in it.


VS 2 years ago

Chuck Norris can moonwalk on his hands.

Chuck Norris can play Red Rover by himself.


daggersoul 2 years ago

Chuck Norris can walk in circles and still he gets to his destination


Steve 2 years ago

Chuck Norris performed a lobotomy on this guy, and he got smarter.


NG 2 years ago

Chuck Norris can dive in a jacuzzi.


joe 19 months ago

Chuck Norris doesn't get hot the air gets cold


guest 16 months ago

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg


WWE_Gamist 15 months ago

If chuck nOrris was the titanic.. The iceberq would 've sank!


WWE G-Gamist 15 months ago

Chuck nOrris is sO OLD.. I believe he was a waiter at the Last supper.. When GOD said Let there be Liqht.. Chuck nOrris threw the switch.. The paperboy doesn't deliver the paper at chuck nOrris hOme (because of fear) Instead he just calls and tell him the news.. The undertaker actually lost his streak to brock lesnar out of fear(he heard chuck nOrris was cominq to challenqe him) The only thinq harder than chuck nOrris leqs are his leqs.. When chuck nOrris was a kid the four wisemen from help him with his homework but he killed one.. Chuck nOrris Once waited at the back of a theatre in Dublin standinq for 3weeks just to qive the iron man a roundhouse kick..

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