Ahorsebacks -All New Men's Calogne !

Help me out with suggestions !

I have decided since becoming an almost totally famous poet and author , that I am going to come out with a new line of men's calognes, I mean after all , its what everyone who's ever been anyone is doing , isn't it ! So ! , all you guys who have ever been totally ignored by all the lovely ladies and find yourselves in a state of open and dropped mouth wonder , ..... rise up , and remember ! This new line of product is going to open doors for you that have , in the past , merely been slammed shut ![ mostly in your faces ]. I am asking all the guys out there , and the beautiful ladies of hubpages too .........! To help me out with names for these high output products . -------- Note !!!@- these products are about to be listed as entering into the - "dangerous attractant " level of formerly unknown non-toxic ,banned , chemical weapons by the federal government and may only be sold over the counter with an accompanying armed ninja warrior ! Female of course ! At this time we are also marketing our own line of celebreity look allike armed guards . Just as an example of some of the charactoristic scents to be used as ingrediants in the various forms of cologne , deoderants , soaps and toilet waters , I have listed below a very few of the top secret scents to be used . ------However , please keep in mind, you must use these new products in very small quantities ! Using such high levels of female attractants may be dangerous to you health [ and mine ]........

"Essence of the mall" - one ingredient ,although they won't know exactly why , will make only women of the utmost beauty swarm around you in droves as if they were shopping for new dresses , reaching out and unconsciously caressing you like a silk dress !, They may not buy , but hey , they will be "copping a feel" without even knowing it !

"New car scent " on other ingredient that will change the way you live , Women will approach you all glassy eyed , ohhing' and awwing ', as if you were a brand new Mercedes' or a Lexas perhaps , running thier preeeetty little hands across your trim lines , and dreaming of a test drive ? Or at least sliding into your drivers seat lap and feeling the lumbar support , if you know what I mean !...... Huuuh?

" New shoes in the closet- deoderant "- This one will send them into the most outer of atmospheres ! It will immediately make them kick off their shoes for a session of "just trying you on " and give them a sense of non-commitment in your future , as if they would maybe get over you after trying you on and forgetting you after that sweetheart stage , "know what I mean" ? Yeeaa ! ....A different pair every little while ! Just like in the shoe store .

And the grande' finale, "nude beach bath water " ! Your gonna love this one ! after you bathe in this , it will leave all of them with a image of sunshine , a sandy beach , and an umbrella drink , Just watch them strip down to the bare essentials as if the were basking in the blue waters of the Mediterranean ! Naked women everywhere .

So anyway ,One- I need some help with the names guys ! and Two - Oh and ladies .......this is where you come in , I need some more ideas and will also be conducting experiments , trial tests and I am going to need some willing lab participants , I am looking for ideas here ...........under the category of "What a woman wants ! Perhaps ?

Feel free to add your ideas below !

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Joy56 3 years ago

when did you become famous then...... great hub hello

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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL! Here's a name for you "Eau du Armpits :)

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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

In light of your new fame: " Too Famous to Care", it smell conspicuously like a stack of money.

Very fun.

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Nikkij504gurl 3 years ago from Louisiana

Haha this was silly. I dont think I would fall for any of those "attractants" lol those are for the superficial, materialistic, plastic women who are dumber than a doornail. if thats what you want to attract then go for it. At least most of them are pretty hot. but not much personality there. Hence why they pass up great guys that think they need such cologne to get said girl. Just up your standards because anyone who thinks they are better than you or too good for you, dont deserve you.

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Joy ! Hi !!!! . I was just funnin !....Nice to see you !

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Hello Susan ! Good one ! I'll use it my friend ! Thank you !.....:-}

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Nikkij504gurl 3 years ago from Louisiana

Ed...why u no ever reply to my comments!? lol

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Hey Nickki ! Oh no , I will catch up I promise , Than you for commenting , its so important ! This is just a fun write for me , no where near serious !....Thanks for being here !

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Erric my friend , I couldn't have said it better !lol

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