Ahorsebacks -All New Men's Calogne !
Help me out with suggestions !
I have decided since becoming an almost totally famous poet and author , that I am going to come out with a new line of men's calognes, I mean after all , its what everyone who's ever been anyone is doing , isn't it ! So ! , all you guys who have ever been totally ignored by all the lovely ladies and find yourselves in a state of open and dropped mouth wonder , ..... rise up , and remember ! This new line of product is going to open doors for you that have , in the past , merely been slammed shut ![ mostly in your faces ]. I am asking all the guys out there , and the beautiful ladies of hubpages too .........! To help me out with names for these high output products . -------- Note !!!@- these products are about to be listed as entering into the - "dangerous attractant " level of formerly unknown non-toxic ,banned , chemical weapons by the federal government and may only be sold over the counter with an accompanying armed ninja warrior ! Female of course ! At this time we are also marketing our own line of celebreity look allike armed guards . Just as an example of some of the charactoristic scents to be used as ingrediants in the various forms of cologne , deoderants , soaps and toilet waters , I have listed below a very few of the top secret scents to be used . ------However , please keep in mind, you must use these new products in very small quantities ! Using such high levels of female attractants may be dangerous to you health [ and mine ]........
"Essence of the mall" - one ingredient ,although they won't know exactly why , will make only women of the utmost beauty swarm around you in droves as if they were shopping for new dresses , reaching out and unconsciously caressing you like a silk dress !, They may not buy , but hey , they will be "copping a feel" without even knowing it !
"New car scent " on other ingredient that will change the way you live , Women will approach you all glassy eyed , ohhing' and awwing ', as if you were a brand new Mercedes' or a Lexas perhaps , running thier preeeetty little hands across your trim lines , and dreaming of a test drive ? Or at least sliding into your drivers seat lap and feeling the lumbar support , if you know what I mean !...... Huuuh?
" New shoes in the closet- deoderant "- This one will send them into the most outer of atmospheres ! It will immediately make them kick off their shoes for a session of "just trying you on " and give them a sense of non-commitment in your future , as if they would maybe get over you after trying you on and forgetting you after that sweetheart stage , "know what I mean" ? Yeeaa ! ....A different pair every little while ! Just like in the shoe store .
And the grande' finale, "nude beach bath water " ! Your gonna love this one ! after you bathe in this , it will leave all of them with a image of sunshine , a sandy beach , and an umbrella drink , Just watch them strip down to the bare essentials as if the were basking in the blue waters of the Mediterranean ! Naked women everywhere .
So anyway ,One- I need some help with the names guys ! and Two - Oh and ladies .......this is where you come in , I need some more ideas and will also be conducting experiments , trial tests and I am going to need some willing lab participants , I am looking for ideas here ...........under the category of "What a woman wants ! Perhaps ?
Feel free to add your ideas below !