Alert Of A Hurt Flirt (limerick)

I use to be a shameless flirt

To anything wearing skirt

Till surprise I got

From kilt wearing Scot

And flirt’s nose was taught to eat dirt

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL..I love this one!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Yeah, Martin, some of those Scottish fellows just can't take a joke!

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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

lol! Funny!

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Ouch....right in the bag pipes:-))

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Ha. Priceless.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha Oops, wrong skirt with whom to flirt!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Too funny!

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cynthtggt 3 years ago from New York, NY

Ditto everyone, hysterical.

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol! What can I say? Hilarious, Martin. :-)

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois


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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Watch out:)

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Hey whatcha got under than nice little plaid skirt of yours? AHHHHHHHHHHH! I'd have thought the flirt would've buried his own face.... in the dirt of course :D


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To Start Again 3 years ago

haha! :D Your limericks are always good for a laugh!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

You are indeed the master of Limericks martin.

Voted up.


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

I enjoy the comments to your limericks as much as the limericks.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, my. I guess you'll look beyond the clothing next time.

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