Always Check Clothes Before Washing (limerick)

To laundry room wife of mine burst

She yelled and she screamed and she cursed

The clothes that I did

One secret they hid

I didn’t take kids from them first

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Oops, that's a big one. lol . . . and husband said, "Why are you asking? For I am just multi-tasking!"

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol. good one.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA


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dailytop10 4 years ago from Davao City

hahaha..thank you for sharing!

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

well, I never missed the kids but I have washed many documents - errr important - too late sorry!!!!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Great funny one.

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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

This was hysterical! Great limerick...

Voted up, funny and awesome.

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MsDora 4 years ago from The Caribbean

Hillarious! Thanks for a laugh.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

I really look forward to your limericks. Voted up and funny.

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Lady_E 4 years ago from London, UK

Loved it, thanks. I'll be back for more laughs.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Hey, Martin, tell your wife that all is not lost,

The kids are now scrubbed at no extra cost.

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

Woo, a great surprise while I am wondering all I have left in the wash. lol. Very good. ^

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHaHaHa, You are so funny..Loved it...

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my...too funny!!! I will be repeating this one to my friends...

Sending you many Angels this evening..:) ps

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

I feel happy laughing at your limericks, Mhatter.

No worries for laundry trouble. It saved you all the hassles and struggles. Kids must enjoyed all the bubbles!

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AudreyHowitt 4 years ago from California

Loved this!!!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Must have been that thumping in the dryer.

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truthfornow 4 years ago from New Orleans, LA

Oh yes, I have left many things in my clothes. Thanks for the laughs.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Oh, yeah. Bad mistake. lol Know someone who washed their passport. lol

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wayne barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Or I just forgot to take the crayons out of their pockets...

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Darknlovely3436 4 years ago from NewYork

I told my brother on several occasion. I found a nice crispy $50. tucked in the back pockets

oh how i love my new shoes..............

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Bath time, laundry time - what's the difference? Ha ha!

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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...loved ..loved kind of write...

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Packed with niceties of life.

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Brilliant once more Martin!!!!


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Rosemay50 3 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Brilliant... Oooh men will do anything to get out of doing the laundry in future.

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