Always Get A Second Opinion (limerick)

Oh doctor oh doctor help me

This pain I have won’t let me be

The doctor however

Insightful and clever

Asked why did you ever marry




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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

ok, that's right up there with Rodney Dangerfield - "take my wife, someone please." Good one. Voted up and funny.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ann is right - Rodney Dangerfield - he was the best and, now that she wrote it, THATS who you remind me of.

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BeyondMax 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

LOL insightful LOL

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You are so damn funny! I never saw this one coming. You remind me somewhat of eppigram on HubPages...Colin....very similar in your delivery.

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b. Malin 4 years ago

Funny one Mhatter...let's hear one now For the WIFE! Yes, I too agree with Billy.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I love it. Your material is priceless.

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Perspycacious 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Asked if he would marry again, the recently divorced Rodney Dangerfield replied, "Hell, no! I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house!"

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

This started my day off with a good chuckle. Thanks.

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LikaMarie 4 years ago

Ain't that the truth? lol.

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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

That is hiliarious but oh so true! LOVED IT

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maggs224 4 years ago from Sunny Spain

I like this it has made me smile :D

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