Always Practice Safe Sex (limerick)

Whenever to bedroom she’d burst

And screams for some wild sex she thirsts

Before pleasures’ rife

Brought my dreams to life

I always called wife at work first

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shanmarie 2 years ago from Texas

Perhaps the safer thing to do would be to turn her away. LOL. Women know these things anyway, you see.

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Ericdierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Must be interesting.

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ImKarn23 2 years ago

you a bad, baaad boy! God forbid you should just say NO! (MEN!) lol

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btrbell 2 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Not only a limerick but also a pun. You've brought a new meaning to the phrase "safe sex"! Up+ Thank you!

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fpherj48 2 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Tsk Tsk.....naughty, naughty boy!.....Suggestion: Keep all sharp objects away from all perfectly ROUND, FIRM, MOTIONLESS bowling balls within 2 feet! (or even between 2 shoulder!)

As this little honey screams for wild sex......her chest is SCREAMING...."Wear Safety Helmet!!"

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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

Better be careful!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Never forget the wife at home

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