Amazon Woman For President !

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Maybe we'd be so much better off
if we were but enslaved
By the well packaged beauties of the jungle
you know .....the ones you always craved

She stands tall and rules over us
in her gardens of sinful savouring
Yup ! I will serve her as long as I can
not being one for wavering

That leapard skinned woman her
eye's lit in a playful moods
Toys with me like a bug on a stick
on the edge of the dripping woods

No more wars no swords to lay down
in shame
Just her the master .....Ummm I'll play
your little game

Amazon woman for my president
I'm bowing down can't you see
Go ahead my raging beauty
abuse me ....I love it and my love is free





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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Interesting poem, still better president ( well for men) But, what about women? Hmm..... have to think about this. We might need a write in candidate. How about Honey Boo Boo? At least she is a cute and smarter then a 5th grader.


Sunnie Day 4 years ago

I would say this was a very interesting hub but to a woman...the amazon woman would only be one more reason not to vote! haha....Dont want to see all the men bowing down to her seductive ways.... now Scooby Doo I may just vote for him..

Take care,

Sunnie


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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Sunnie Day actually Scooby Doo is a good Idea, they always catch the bad guys don't they.

Opps sorry ahorseback, you really have a very good hub.

voted up:)


Sunnie Day 4 years ago

Exactly Michele..and the cost of Scooby treats is really low...haha ..may save the economy! Ahorseback I bet this hub will spark some dialog..I cant wait to see new comments..


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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Sunnie I was thinking about Shaggy for VP. They usually work well together. And Shaggy doesn't care about expensive dinners with diplomats. He eats pretty much anything.


Sunnie Day 4 years ago

OH you are so right Michele...lol My vote is for him!


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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Maybe you should write a hub about it "Scooby Doo for President and Shaggy too!"


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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Sunnie If you don't mind I would like to write a Scooby for President hub. Got a fun one in mind. But it won't be until later.

Have a great day!

Oh, and you too ahorseback!


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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Oh what a great poem ahorseback;you never know she may be the right one ha ha!!!

Enjoy your wekend.

Eddy.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

I will have to think about this proposal..Hummmm. I thought it over and I vote NO..She would make us Ladies, ( With soft muscles ) look bad...Hee


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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

Well, ED - you've plenty of female response. I'm going to try to look for more positive results of such a presidential slate if it should 'win'. It's bleak for you and the other guys, though.

Gals, first of all, if all the guys are bowing down to this single figurehead, they're more hypnotized than actively engaged in interactions with her. Even if she could or would bother with any of them, it wouldn't be all of them or for long, once they're 'old hat'.

If they did rouse from the hypnotic state, they'll all be too incapacitated (eve emasculated) to be bake ti wage wars or argue policies. They might be tempted to lash out at each other, but more likely, they'll be feeling too sheepish and want only to bury their venture into Oz or Alice's Wonderland and to attempt to stand tall once more and act civilized. They'll need to face realities and before doing anything else, first restore their self respect and that of their male cronies, nevermind trying to regain the regard of us gals who will have simply needed to take over and straighten out the muddle that will have arisen during their temporary out-of-body experiences!

By the way - our 'soft muscles' will not be the ones in our heads, which will be in full force during this episode. Miss Amazon, if she'd tried to service all the guys, would have faded; and they'd have faded in proportion to their 'turns' at the - um - prize. If she didn't - then - so what? Much tempest in a teapot! So - no problem.


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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

Dratted spell check. ". . .(eve emasculated) to be bake ti wage wars. . ." was intended to be ". . .(even emasculated) to be able to wage wars. . ."

Sorta funny in its weird state, though. . . .

Another thought: Miss Amazon as President WOUL D be the first woman president and would surely recruit women for her cabinet and other appointments. So. . . .


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SommerDalton 4 years ago

We might be better off lol. Great hub, voted up !


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Oh NOOOoooooo! Now I've gone and done it ! Opened up a can of amazon worms , Almost like I just introduced Sarah Palin to my friends ........lol.....what have I done ! You know I love ya all !


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

ahorseback.....great hub..you are so smart...for too long it has been a man's world so why not give a woman a crack at it..especially an Amazon..she would hold the attention of the people under her and direction would be a giver..no questions asked...I personally love the idea..as a woman she would make decisions and choices for both sexes without any discrimination..she would be fair ( this she learned from the mistakes men made in the past)...put my vote in..loved the hub..you go " oh man of wisdom "..kudos ( heheh)


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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

Ed, you know you love it! :-) (and that we love you!)


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teaches12345 4 years ago

I would assume her ability to rule with power would attract many followers. Wasn't Wonder Woman an Amazon? She would be my nomination. Funny post!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up. From your point of view I can agree and understand why you'd want an Amazon woman for president. Me? I'll go along with the others and vote for Scooby Doo. Good poem.


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

ki force , NOOooo, not so smart , just that I know who really needs to be in charge , or who really is ! lol..........:-}


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Nellieanna , I'm at a point where I'm ready to serve the King and Queen once more , actually ! And you know what ? How much worse would it be ? Remember the revolution- Taxes , taxes ,taxes, the high cost of living ! My Queen Sarah Palin ??? he he , I'll let you girls choose !lol


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

High Teaches , Yes wonder woman would do for me !....he he ...thanks


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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

But look how the royalty has become a mere figurehead. The actual rule there is not all that different from here.

But George used to say there was much to be said for a beneficent dictator type government. haha. Only pitfall is probably that power changes motives & beneficent beginnings may become malevolent outcomes.

P-u-leeze - no Queen Sarah, in any form. aieeeeeeeeeee


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Nellieanna , you are a wise woman ! Tell me though , why do sooo many women hate Sarah Palin ? Never could figure that one out .


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

I was just bout to comment on the words of the poem - when i noticed the words of your comment above..lol..

let me try to clarify re Sarah Palin and why women - and TONS of men- cannot tolerate her:

BECAUSE she's a stupid, lying, ambitious, unqualified, fame-whore...

If further clarification is required - you know where to find me...LOL..

Hilary? Repeat above..

I vote for Roseanne! lol..

Oh, yes, you did say Amazon woman? How bout...um...WONDER WOMAN?

Wonder woman for president!

kiss,kiss


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

IMKarn , without stepping on toes is it because strong women don't like to vote for strong women ? And hey ! when are you running for orrifice ......uhhh sorry ....office ! He he , you know I love ya wonder woman !


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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

Thanks, Ed.

It's not a matter of hatred. Whether in a man or a woman seeking a leadership position, it's about a glaring deficiency in intelligence and an oversupply of hypocrisy and empty self-aggridizement, to name a few things of which Palin is the epitome: and possibly more, if more of her layers were brought to clear light. I do respect Hilary, who is a strong woman with judgment depth and follow-through. Don't have to adore her. Charming bedside manner isn't a prerequisite for able leadership, though "it wouldn't hurt none".


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, Leslie cracks me up like no other. Sarah Palin is the most false woman i have ever encountered. When she said that she killed animals from a helicopter, she lost all respect and I think all americans agreed. She is long gone..Thank God..


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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

er -- "self-aggrandizement", I meant.


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

ImKarn , you do "tell it like it is ".......don't cha ! Your so cute !....:-}


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Nellieanna , I can say nothing but that I do love your wisdom ! lol. And just like I tell my wife , "You women are alll meany pants !" he he !


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Sunnie Day For President ! Can't you all just see here smiling at the world the way she does at us !............:-}


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Always Exploring , She sure does , as do you !......:-}


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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

er - thank you - I think . . . (should I talk to your wife?) hehe

(Sunnie would be a good choice!) Seriously - BillyBuc is running and I may write him in!


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Nellieanna , Seriously Billy buck ? I'll check that out , don't speak to my wife .......she'll just get meaner ! lol.......Be well Nellianna


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D.Juris Stetser 4 years ago from South Dakota

Awesome, Beautiful, Interesting, Funny, and Voting Up! How could I not!!! I just love this one, and especially your personal 'take' on the idea. My friend, we are all, at heart, true Amazon women - men just have to learn those little triggers that let loose the tiger within! LOL Seriously, a terrific, amusing, fun hub!


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

You are so right DJuris , I truely believe I and all men , are so far behind a woman when it comes to commitment , energy , motivation .......on and on ! You Rock ! and your beautiful!


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jonnycomelately 4 years ago from Tasmania

ahorseback, that is a beautiful poem!

I know this is a bit out of date now, since your election, but I would never have voted for a Miss Amazon..... my choice would have been that beautiful guy from Avatar.....thereby hangs a tail!


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Hi Johnny ! Aha ! A meddler in my elections ! lol......Thank you sir

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