An Ode To Nudity...Inspired By A Fooly Clothed Mickey Dee.

O->  +O

 

Oh, to simply

be a nudist,

Abandoning what

cloaks the prude-est,

Dressed in what

many gals call cutest,

Butt never labled

as the lewdest.

 

O-> +O

 

No B.V.D.'s

to smother me,

just hanging out

for all to see,

to waltz around

the world and be,

left wool and silk

and cotton free.

 

O+ <-O

 

Dressed in the

fashion God intended,

since back in Eden

where it ended,

when dearest Eve

bit into fruit,

that forced us

into cloth and boots.

 

O+ <-O

 

Bike riding would

be tough for you,

on sunny days,

that seat like glue,

you'd need a cushion

to get through,

those lovely towns

you peddle through.

 

O+ <-O

 

And winters would

require coats

of teflon sprays

to make us coats,

that block the

freezing cold and snow,

protecting us,

above.......

below.

 

O-> +O

 

Each morning would

bring us no fuss,

unclothed we'd wear

what God gave us,

on subways, planes,

and on the bus,

we'd skinny-trip

in suits of lust.

 

O+ <-O

 

Of, course we'd

surely need a sack,

to carry all the

things we'd lack,

like wallets,

cell phones,

mid-day snacks,

or slap a knapsack

on our back.

 

O+ <-O

 

And there are some

who wouldn't dare,

to go out with no

clothes to wear,

their bodies would

deny they try it,

we'd see more folks

go on a diet.

 

O-> +O

 

Then when the world

was sleek and thin,

we'd run around

in just our skin,

each errand would

bring us a grin.

when being nude's

not thought a sin.

 

O+ <-O

 

But sadly this

will never fly,

we're stuck in clothes

until we die,

then nude we're laid

out on a slab,

displaying all life's

hidden flab.

 

O+ <-O

 

Then once again we're

clothed and boxed,

even then our natural

state's outfoxed,

we're laid out in

our finest duds,

then covered up

with cold damp muds.

 

O+ <-O

 

Perhaps I'll write

my last request,

to be buried in

what I love best,

content till

Resurrection day,

when I'll rise

in a natural way.

 

O+ <-O

 

Much like I came

out from the womb,

I'll rise buck naked

from my tomb,

and dance

across eternity.

sans clothing

and quite fashion free.

 

O+ <-O

 

They say that

clothing makes a man,

so manly I will be,

Until I shed my

cotton threads,

somewhere more

heavenly.

 

O+ <-O

 

 

©-MFB III--( with inspiration from Mickey Dees ....

"If Clothing Makes a Man... I'm A Fraud.")

 

Comments 9 comments

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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Would it be rude,

To comment in the nude?

Of course you can't tell,

So I might as well!

It's certainly easier than using a pen!

And if I were done-what would I stick it in?

So I'll "peck" out my comment,

In the birthday suit I was sent.

Clothes indeed will make the man.

If you're walking around nude, get a tattoo or a better tan.


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ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

awesome loved it!


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theherbivorehippi 6 years ago from Holly, MI

Love this!! And Mickey Dee....what a great inspiration he is! lol Fabulous poem!! :)


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kimh039 6 years ago

Loved it!!!.....except now I have visions of Micky Dee cycling and typing in the nude, and believe me when I tell you that I am no prude, but cycling in the nude is just plain crude, and typing in the nude is utterly rude. And, now more than ever before I look forward to resurrection day when you are raised up skinny tripping to the promised land!


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DREAM ON 6 years ago

You definitely let it all hang out on this one.One thing for sure you definitely know whos been tanning or not.Have a bare day.


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epigramman 6 years ago

earth shattering really!!!! these words have rendered me impotent and have just sent me back to bed to dream about what good writing really is....


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always exploring 6 years ago from Southern Illinois

MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

YOU SURE MAKE ME PROUD

TO KNOW THIS KIND OF CROWD


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Debarshi Dutta 6 years ago from Calcutta

Be careful..you'll catch a cold!


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saddlerider1 6 years ago

Wonderful and I loved every bare word you exposed.The body is a wonderful piece of creation and a masterpiece, comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. It should be exposed to the rays to keep it shiny and new. MFB and Micky you make us proud to be nudists:0)

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