And You Thought You Saw Everything (limerick)

Dedicated to tobusiness and her limerick "Big Jock"

They’d saw more of him than before

And not just because kilts he wore

So what made heads tilt

And blush amid guilt

A Scotsman on stilts comes the roar

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

MH, Those were AWESOME and definitely fun to read!!!

Voted Up, Awesome, Funny, and Shared!!!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL So very funny!!! You have a ver clever wit to say the least. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

i agree... so funny.. you are too much my friend.... i love it ...


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hilarious as usual you keep me laughing.

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Mh -

For when the crowd glancing up high

There in front was more than the sky

While up on the stilt

A blossom did wilt

When a child questioned "girl or guy?"

Great job! Thoroughly enjoyed!

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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco Author

please note: I didn't say which direction heads tilt :))

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Genius! lol

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

LOL! The comments are as funny as the limerick. Cleverly done, in great spirit, Hatter!!

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The Writers Dog 4 years ago

Och aye tha noo!

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newusedcarssacram 4 years ago from Sacramento, CA, U.S.A

funny lens...LOL!

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Lol, hilarious!! Good one, MH..... Voting up!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I'm a little late for this one, but hilariously enjoyable nonetheless....great way to begin my day.

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Good show, now, that was clever!!... and very funny. Dedication very much appreciated by miss Doolittle :)

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Clever and funny! Cheers..

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MartieCoetser 4 years ago from South Africa

Oh my gosh, a Scotsman on stilts!

What a sight pulling my eyes atilt -

it was all a bleak bushy wilt :)

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

An excellent limerick. very well done.

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Enjoyed reading your hilarious limerick !

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Love stopping by to check out your limericks. They are always good for a hearty laugh!!

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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Oh my gosh this is hilarious. Excellent

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

That was real funny. Just the thought of it.

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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Hahahahaha -!

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Midnight Lights 4 years ago from USA

lolololol thanks for a good chuckle on a rather dreary day... needed that.

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

You never fail to amuse!! Another hilarious Limerick!

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Au fait 4 years ago from North Texas

Too funny! Cute picture too. ;)

Voting you up and funny. Will share.

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Picture is perfect! My, my, but those Scotsmen aren't supposed to tell their secret!

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