Ahorseback ,Attacked by wild biker chicks !

So I'm walking down my favorite dirt road
when I heard a rumble in the distance
Little could I have known what
I was in for .....at thier insistance

A cloud of dirt road dust .......and when it
cleared ......they incircled me
Revving the Harleys and whistling
wildly ......whats this I see

Big chicks and little chicks ...pretty chicks
and some wern't so cute
I saw one stand on her seat and shake it all
another gave me a little toot

When the bikes stopped circling and the kick stands
came down
Oh then it got real interesting .....they started
ordering me around

One of them said ....hey cutee ! Why don't you
polish my leather
Another one in short shorts gave
me a look come hither!

All at once she dropped her top and
and then grabbed for some rope
The others went around back of me
.....their gonna tie me up I hope

A big amazon gave me the once over and sidled over
with a gallon of whiskey
"OH No .......I heard another say ...."looks like
the chicks getting friskey

Well lets just say when they were done
with me I knew how a guy can perform
Cause when she rounded the chicks up
and left .... they all blew their horns

I've never nor ever again had so
much fun as when the chicks arrived
Lets just say I'm still smiling
and feel so allve

Now its ten days later and I'm thinking
which of these chicks were which
Cause I just started feeling funny
and Oh ....I've got this itch








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Becky Katz 3 years ago from Hereford, AZ

Funny and cute. You are quite a character.


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

You're on a roll today with the funnies. Love the picture, too!


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Thanks ladies , I must be high or somethin , flashbacks ?....LOL Ed


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Oh my goodness Ed, this is hilarious!!! Why is it that I had a very different image of you, in your glory on some dirt road, surrounded by biker 'chicks' who wanted to smother you with their 'attention'? Ha ha ha!!! I didn't even think of that kind of CHICK... actually, I thought you might've been talking about Leslie! Ha ha ha!!!

Funny Ed, you made my day!

Hugs

Cat


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Cat , and you -----mine ! Always .......lol


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

There's certainly nobody like my Ed!


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

I'm yours Cat !


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

... and ain't nothin' better change that! :D


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

A song in my head now, thanks to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPcz8MihFT8


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fpherj48 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Ed! Such a naughty, naughty boy! Can't say it's unexpected, though. You've surely given us fair warning of your irresistible ways. It's not your fault the Harley chicks encircled you....You're lucky they did not kidnap you and hide you in their Clubhouse for days on end......you poor, poor baby.....hope they didn't hurt you...:).......Up+++


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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Clearly a profound work of literary genius. It made me smile and laugh and ooops, dream.


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

I'm still laughing. This is really funny and the picture topped it off..You ' gotta get some lotion for that itch, or it might be CHICKEN POX.Hee


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha Well, you just had yourself a time there to say the least, variety is the spice of life : ) !!!

Love that pic too! hahaha

Hugs, Faith Reaper


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Anna Haven 3 years ago from Scotland

Funny and clever.

Quite an image it evoked :)


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Hmmmm...sounds like they blew YOUR horn as well! Better get a check up from the neck, er - down! lol

btw - i used to be a harley chick...

surprised?

lol

sharing, Cowboy!


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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

A wonderful hub Ed ; voted up, shared and enjoyed immensely.

Eddy.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Amusingly clever and that pic is priceless.


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

You are all so understanding of my little crazy thoughts -Thank you all !


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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Poetry

This was hilarious, Ed! Loved it! Voted it up awesome and funny!


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

writing lover ! Thank you , lets connect ! .........:-}

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