Attention K Mart Shoppers!

Kathy, showing result of inept K-Mart plastic surgery
Kathy, showing result of inept K-Mart plastic surgery

In an effort to stem the rising costs of medical care, the National Discount chain, K-Mart has launched a new discount surgical medical program for cosmetic surgery. However, early reports indicate the service may not be all it’s cracked up to be. Several lawsuits have been filed against K-Mart surgeons for malpractice by individuals who had botched surgical cosmetic procedures done.

A spokesman for the discount giant said they blamed the tragedies on recent government economic stimulus programs. In an effort to keep costs down K-Mart reportedly were hiring plastic surgeons graduating from medicals schools under affirmative action initiatives.

One patient who had a routine butt lift procedure bungled at a Houston clinic, and identified only as Kathy, has been championing the cause to shut the mega medical enterprise down. The AMA has already taken measures to do so.

Meanwhile, it is suggested anyone planning to use K-Mart plastic surgery services find an alternative provider.

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petenali 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Nice one! But surely in the example shown, this patient is going "commando" in public and that's just not right! Thanks for the chuckle.

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JY3502 4 years ago from Florence, South Carolina Author

I think she needs to get a second opinion. LOL

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