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Bad Cooking!
Part two of the ongoing series The Domestically Challenged
I am not a “girly” girl. I don’t indulge in traditionally feminine activities such as cooking and sewing, mainly because I’m not particularly good at it. Last time I detailed what could happen when a non-seamstress attempts to sew, now I will describe what may happen when a non-chef attempts to make a “simple” meal for one:
1) Look through friend’s cookbook for a meal that sounds interesting
2) Choose beef stew
3) Purchase beef, potatoes and vegetables
4) Try to find crock-pot
5) Realize it’s still in the box at the back of the cabinet under the sink
6) Curse
7) Pull everything out, place crock-pot on counter
8) Put everything else back under sink
9) Unpack crock-pot, wipe away little kernels of Styrofoam packaging
10) Add water, meat and vegetables
11) Set temperature and timer, cover with lid
12) Leave for work, look forward to a hot evening meal
13) Hours later, come home to the smell of cooked meat…and something else
14) Take lid off crock-pot
15) Use spoon to stir meat/water mixture, i.e., something that is NOT beef stew
16) Look at recipe again to find out what went wrong
17) Notice that “beef stock” was an item you didn’t buy
18) Curse
19) Attempt to eat boiled meat and veggies anyway
20) Gag and throw the whole mess in the garbage
21) Microwave a frozen dinner instead
22) Clean crock-pot, place back in box with Styrofoam, and sell at next garage sale