Be Careful What You Pray For (limerick)

The wife recalled prayer she did say

”Oh Lord please take my sins away”

Then slowly she’d glean

Just what did it mean

When she hadn’t seen spouse all day

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

That was one powerful prayer. :) Good 'un!

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Well we are such guilty pleasures! LOL :-))

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ha ha! Be all, tell all.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

I'd call that a good day!! ha, ha

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Love it! Up and very funny..

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

A powerful prayer that wife did make,

Now hubby is gone for goodness sake.

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Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

Hilarious! oh, thanks for the morning giggles :)

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Brilliant !!!!!!

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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

What a gas!

Now she's rid of pain in the -- tush. I'm a little slow today. I had to read that twice to get the meaning.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Heaven just a sin away, oh just a sin away lala..Remember the song?

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Oh, yeah I agree. A little too late now.

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DREAM ON 3 years ago

I see her smiling.Husband oh husband you are gone for good.As long as nobody looks under the woodshed.

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Nice one. Loved it!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh-oh, the sin is gone...

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida thinks she has been talking to the owner of the " Gator Bait " store...however it may have to do with the pool boy/gardener/tennis coach/personal trainer ??? hmmm...cute..

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

uh oh!

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