" Bean Scene AS-Salted "...

" Can you pass the salt ? "
" Can you pass the salt ? " | Source

No one has ever been a... " salted " by Pepper.

Old Italian proverb says..

Usa too much a "salt " can change a you fate with you a mate ....


He was a very peculiar mate....

When it came to his dinner plate....

She served his favorite dish of beans...

And just forgot to add the salt, but by no means...

Was she to be faulted, just for beans that were not salted....

He ranted and raved about this issue....

She wondered how long he would continue....

He jumped up, and knocked her across the room....

It was then he realized his future was gloom...

As she picked up the plate...

And did not hesitate...

With the beans she did " assault " him !!!!

Hopefully from this little poem, you learned whenever able...

Make sure the salt shaker in on the table...

Keep this attitude up my mate...

And you could end up in a poem titled " GATOR BAIT "......


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Mhatter99 3 years ago from San Francisco

Now don't go blaming my limericks for this. Just admit you always had a great sense of humor, Well done. :))


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

Mhatter99...Trust me I would never blame anyone for the subjects of which I write...however...you did inspire me...thank you for the compliment.. I am honored by your words.. have a great day...


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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Awesome, such a beautifully expressed and to the point here, you know exactly what makes one smile.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

DDE...Thank you and yes expressed and to the point of spousal abuse..hehehe..glad you got a smile out of it...have a great day...


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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

That man is crazy.He reminds me of a man I know.. once he beat his wife because she didn't remember where she put his hat.Some men are really crazy.

Beautiful poem with a very profound message.I voted up


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

James-wolve....Thank you for visiting and your comment/vote...yep...some people are real " wieners "...you wonder who/what raised them....have a great day..


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cherylone 3 years ago from Connecticut

:) :) :) :) Sorry, that's me laughing at your 'Gator Bate' line. I love your poems!


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

cherylone....Call now don't hesitate ...join and become a member of " Gator Bait "..watch for our ad campaign....coming soon...


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cherylone 3 years ago from Connecticut

kj, can't wait! I'll be sitting on the edge of my seat till it arrives :) :)


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epigramman 3 years ago

...you can serve me up a plate of KJ anytime because in my garden of earthly/earthy delights 'her weeds' are my beautiful flowers, lol.

And boy oh boy can this young lady ever write up a storm, and cause one too, lol.

lake erie time 1:05pm

and sending you 3 big Canadian hugs from Colin and his cats


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

epi...Thank you for being such a support in my writes...you have given me many inspirations to continue... you are a great mentor...you have taught me to take the dark side of life , turn it inside out, turn it upside down and backwards and see the re-newed beauty...quite a feat ! Thanks for the sentiments


Sueswan 3 years ago

Hi Kj

Gator Bait and he would be nice and tender too from the salt.

Voted up and sharing. :)


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

Sueswan....wow...you must be a " gator tale " fan.. and smart too...

thanks for the vote....have a great week-end


dreamseeker2 3 years ago

Cute poem. So true of so many men...I know a few like them. Voted it up! : )


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Nell Rose 21 months ago from England

Great poem with a really serious message, yes, some men would do that, in fact they do! unfortunately!


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sgbrown 21 months ago from Southern Oklahoma

This is wonderful, I love it! You got a good chuckle out of met his evening and I will not forget to put the salt on the table!


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kj force 21 months ago from Florida Author

Nell..thank you for the visit...glad you enjoyed the poem...must be that British humour...have a great day.


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kj force 21 months ago from Florida Author

sgbrown...glad you enjoyed...have you checked out any of my other writes? There;s always a bit of a twist..I have a different take on life and society...thoughts build up in the cobweb corners of my mind and occasionally a good dusting releases them...

" sneeze the day "...


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sgbrown 21 months ago from Southern Oklahoma

I will be doing that right away, KJ! I love your sense of humor!

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