Beans Sound Great (limerick)

A lover of wife’s beans was he

He ate them for his work you see

When heavy fog slips

To hide coastal strips

His farts would warn ships out at sea

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ImKarn23 2 years ago

How terribly helpful of him! LOL...

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AudreyHowitt 2 years ago from California

So funny!!

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breakfastpop 2 years ago

An extra bonus!!!

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MizBejabbers 2 years ago

I thought it was going to be a take off on Shel Silverstein's "Beans taste fine."

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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii


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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

They do say beans are musical.

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