Beauty Is In The Glass Of The Beholder (limerick)

A vision of pure ecstasy

She’s why we have two eyes to see

If you think that’s rot

And girl ain’t so hot

Then perhaps you’re not drunk like me


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Martin, I do hate to write this bad news to you,

But her plastic surgeon was drunk - she ought to sue!


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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Funny! But, isn't that sad?


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

aw, poor girl can't help how she looks. Funny.


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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart:)


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epigramman 3 years ago

Well I guess I just had to look at my ex-girlfriend once last time in order to figure this out.

Sir Martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are still the funniest man in the land of Hub.

lake erie time 7:54am


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Lol. Nothing like waking up the morning after...looking next to you and saying, what the hell was I thinking?


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Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

Whew, glad to see you are kidding! Now I can laugh! ^ as always!


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rebeccamealey 3 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

Cute! It looks like she USED to be pretty.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I set this aside to read last night and then fell asleep. LOL Boy oh boy, do I ever relate to this hub. :)


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

I have heard it said that beauty is proportional to the number of drinks

a man partakes.

Quite humorous, my friend.

DJ.


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Hee, The girls look prettier at closing time. ( Mickey Gilley )


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...So sorry dude.. you're not just drunk....perhaps you shoulda looked in the trunk....and due to that last glass full...I think I saw an ADAM's apple.. ..loved the limerick and the picture of the " chick ? "


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Tonipet 3 years ago from The City of Generals

Another example of the "where's the beard" thingy? To our real men, just be smart at spotting. I think drinks can help, lol... kiddiiinng!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Always keep your wits about you.


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Sometimes the eye of the beholder can see what others can't.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I'm definitely not drunk like you. That's a guy! If not, she should claim to be!


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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

LOL aaahh god that's too funny :)


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agapsikap 3 years ago from Philippines

Hahaha...lol

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