Bees And Diamond Rings (limerick)

Most married men all know this thing

A bee is like a diamond ring

Regardless of day

This fact take away

A pocket book they both will sting

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

What a wonderful thing to read in a gloomy morning here in Kathmandu.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Yep, that's the similarity between bees and diamond rings. Only your clever mind would think to compare the two!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the laughs.

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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

Clever. I wasn't sure where you were going with this comparison, but I see now!

Have a great weekend!

~ Kathryn

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

It's called, "Going for the GOLD!" Ha, ha

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

LOL............I guess you're right about that! Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, good one..

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thelyricwriter 3 years ago from West Virginia

Mhatter99, LOL!!! Voted up, funny, awesome, and shared on FB. So true, so true:)

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Clever play with words.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Clever and you have given us another good laugh for the day.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

But Hark, Martin, do not be sad.

There is a remedy my dear lad.

It does not look a bit phoney-ia.

It is called cubic zirconia!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, so true, Excellent piece.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

You always have such a clever play on words.

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