Before You Get Too Judgmental My Wife Did Prove Her Point (limerick)

My wife always called me her star

She said I was bound to go far

I guess that was it

My mind would admit

Why wife went and hit me with car


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flashmakeit 3 years ago from usa

I guess you did go far.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Martin, you were hit only a glancing blow,

As your wife was startled by thunder.

If she had hit you with force head-on,

You would now be at least six feet under.

Funny one, m'boy.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....you never disappoint. Thank you!


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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

OH my dear.. hit by the car.. how many times did you sing to her.

lol..

so cute

blessings

Debbie


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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

whoops - there you are - you went far and saw stars...


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Oops, at least she didn't back up and back over you too. lol

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

great morning chuckle!


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ouch!


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Rosemay50 3 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Thanks for my morning chuckle


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lrc7815 3 years ago from Central Virginia

Ouch! I swear I wrote that before I noticed Shauna's comment. Great minds!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And how far did you sail?


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny and clever.....


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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Ouch! You have a wonderfully creative mind.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Some ladies can get real vicious.


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

You are gifted and probably a wee bit insane. Voted up and funny!


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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

You never fail to amaze me with your limericks. Cheers


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bethperry 3 years ago from Tennesee

LOL!


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...she obviously was in need of a " hood ornament "..but she was correct 25-50 feet is a good bump....


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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

I love limericks, and this is a good one.


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Just Ask Susan 7 months ago from Ontario, Canada

Good One! :)

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