Before You Get Too Judgmental My Wife Did Prove Her Point (limerick)

My wife always called me her star

She said I was bound to go far

I guess that was it

My mind would admit

Why wife went and hit me with car

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I guess you did go far.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Martin, you were hit only a glancing blow,

As your wife was startled by thunder.

If she had hit you with force head-on,

You would now be at least six feet under.

Funny one, m'boy.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA never disappoint. Thank you!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

OH my dear.. hit by the car.. how many times did you sing to her.


so cute



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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

whoops - there you are - you went far and saw stars...

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Oops, at least she didn't back up and back over you too. lol

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

great morning chuckle!

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida


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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Thanks for my morning chuckle

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Ouch! I swear I wrote that before I noticed Shauna's comment. Great minds!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And how far did you sail?

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny and clever.....

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Ouch! You have a wonderfully creative mind.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Some ladies can get real vicious.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

You are gifted and probably a wee bit insane. Voted up and funny!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

You never fail to amaze me with your limericks. Cheers

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bethperry 4 years ago from Tennesee


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...she obviously was in need of a " hood ornament "..but she was correct 25-50 feet is a good bump....

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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

I love limericks, and this is a good one.

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Just Ask Susan 9 months ago from Ontario, Canada

Good One! :)

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