Betting On Horses (limerick)

At racetrack when placing a bet

Some things I will never forget

Does jockey have force

How wet is the course

And hooves does the horse have a set



(Oh you, who got a picture of a hoofless horse; like me.)

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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

This was clever and funny rolled up into one bunch! Loved it! Voted it up!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

This is very clever indeed; I had to stop and think about it before laughing.

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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Clever and fun!

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Very cleverly written my friend !

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

You also need

A horse with speed

And burning desire

To be first at the wire.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

A horsie with only one shoe

Would be a horsie i wouldn,t choose..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Wonderful memories. Love horse racing.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

A hoofless horse...any relation to Gumby and Pokey?

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

I admit, I had to think about it before I could laugh too and I'm only sharing that because I see billybuc had similar troubles! lol... Funny, now that I get it... I think ;-)

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

I sure hope so!!

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shanmarie 11 months ago from Texas

Clever indeed. Sometimes the best ones give one pause to think before a laugh.

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