Beware Of Ghosts (limerick)

Most spirits of Halloween night

Are now in their beds sleeping tight

But sweets seen on telly

Those treats made of jelly

Their ghosts in my belly now fight

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

A plethora of laughs on this rainy Tuesday evening. Thank you my friend!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

I don't know which I like better. All great chuckles.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

He got a belly full!

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

Great poem, and that photo just caps it all off so perfectly.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

HaHaHa Oh me, I know, right now, I am staring at a bag of twix candy bars, and I do not want to be in the fix he is in! LOL

Voted up, awesome and funny. Thanks for the laughs every night dear one. I really needed one tonight.

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

I thank you for turning these Limericks out so quickly. It makes a good start to my day.

LOL Ghaelach

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

MHatter, yes I can remember dealing with some previous early morning 1st November 'jelly belly' incidences....not pleasant!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

I am going to be fighting that fight tonight with my kids. Jamie

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Loved this limerick, well done !

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jaydene 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

ahhh yes go easy on the candy :)

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

A perfect Halloween humorous rant!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Good thing I can handle my sweets!

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thelyricwriter 4 years ago from West Virginia


Well written my friend. A perfect fit if I must say. Voted up, funny, awesome, and shared:) Have a great one!


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

I hate it when I have left-overs after Halloween, they taste soo good..Loved your Ghost tale..

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krsharp05 4 years ago from 18th and Vine

Nicely done. This is a great limerick to put in bags with a hand full of tootsie rolls :) -K

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

I swore that I'd just take a swig

of that drink that I truly dig

yet I drank more

bought out the store

It's the last time I drink like a pig.

Love the photo, mh. Great Job!

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A.A. Zavala 4 years ago from Texas

HAHAHA! Very clever...

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ImKarn23 4 years ago


halloween is a dangerous time!

Those ghosts, goblins, and spirits - can play havoc with one's tummy!

As this guys face clearly shows!

you funny, Martin..

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

I bet quite a few kids felt the same way.

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