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Big Conspiracy or Bad Luck
Just in recent times there have been some very big conspiracies around us. A lot of times these were secret clandestine government plans, which had government cover ups that soon followed the fact.
One of the more well known conspiracy theories was the John F. Kennedy assassination. Of coarse since JFK was the president of the United States, it's not hard to understand why this particular conspiracy wouldn't have been well known to all.
There was all sorts of speculation concerning a second shooter being over by the grassy knoll, however even to this very day no decisive official government conclusion has ever been made on permanent record for the public.
Now the conspiracy that I'm talking about in this hub, may not be as well known as the John F. Kennedy assassination, but to me it's even bigger. Maybe it's because it directly affects me and my life, but I'm also starting to believe that it's no longer just a coincidence.
It's been going on now for a very long time, and also for as far back as I can remember. Up until recently I didn't think about it much. But lately I've been starting to sense that there are other outside forces here at play, which out to get me.
You might think that I'm a little bit crazy, but now I'm fairly certain that my suspicions are in fact true. There may even be a large group of people together who are all conspiring against me out there somewhere.
It seems like where ever I go, someone has been there before me, and set me up. It doesn't matter if I'm at work, in a restaurant, at a movie theater, in a store, briefly stopping at a rest area, or even at home, it's as though someone has somehow beaten me to the punch.
This whole thing has really had an adverse effect on my own comfort zone, and I'm constantly finding myself being fooled with a false sense of security. It's become more frequent lately, and it's almost as though it's happening every single time now.
I'm talking about it seems like every time I enter a restroom or bathroom this strange phenomenon takes place. The roll of toilet paper that I see as I'm walking in, suddenly vanishes as I attempt to use it. There's always plenty of that soft white cotton-like paper waiting on the roll until the time it's needed for use.
It's a trick to the eye, and I'm seriously thinking now that I'm being intentionally set up. It's as though these people are going in before me, and leaving just enough toilet paper behind to cover up that little brown cardboard roll, which gives the false illusion of a toilet paper roll with enough left on it. So when it's time to use it, there's only a fraction of a sheet left, which isn't even big enough for a little mouse to blow it's nose on.
It's as though all of these people before me are carefully counting out the sheets of toilet paper on the roll, and tearing it off at a precise well calculated spot. I know what's going on here, all of these people are just simply too lazy to put on a fresh roll of toilet paper. I mean come on, just how hard is it to change out a roll of toilet paper? I know it must take more time to do all of that calculating, then it would be to just change it. The things people won't do to get out of a little work.
It's been suggested to me by a co-worker that I'm just simply picking the wrong time to go, and that I should plan better. I tried explaining that sometimes there's no choice in the matter. I would have probably been better off asking a total stranger walking down the street with a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe for advice. Other advice given to me by my co-worker included using jumbo rolls, and carrying an extra roll of toilet paper in my back pocket. However both of these would only be temporary fixes, and maybe it's better to not seek the advice of others concerning certain things like this in life. I'm sure of one thing, and that is this is either one big secret conspiracy or a very long streak of bad luck. :)