Big Sale Tonight (limerick)

A madwoman my wife can be

Whenever a sale sign she’d see

But I soon embraced

The madness she faced

At bed time I placed one on me

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Too funny!

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RunningDeer 3 years ago from Iowa

Clever AND funny. Bravo!

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Very funny :-)

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That's good!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

To your ad she will quickly arrive,

Just make sure that you can survive.

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Nellieanna 3 years ago from TEXAS

Oh, yeah! That's the perfect making use of her addiction! Whoo-hoo!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Good one! Especially at this time of the year.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

You are brilliant and quick on your feet!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Really brilliant funny!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

How much of a discount was that?

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techygran 24 months ago from Vancouver Island, Canada

worth a try I guess ;) Funny!

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DJ Anderson 23 months ago

I love it! Anything is worth a try!!

You are quite the clever one.

Have a great day, my friend.


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