We Wish You a Merry Murder, by Valerie Wolzien; A Murder Mystery for Christmas. Review.

We Wish You a Merry Murder, by Valerie Wolzien

Evan's ex-wife knew he would return to her one day. But, she wanted him to do so while he was still alive.
Evan's ex-wife knew he would return to her one day. But, she wanted him to do so while he was still alive. | Source

Food, Fun, Gifts, Murder

This book is a really rollicking, rocking good time.

Suburban mom Susan Henshaw and her friend, Kathleen Gordon, an ex-cop, are two amateur sleuths in wealthy, middle-class Hancock, Connecticut.

A Riff on Wealthy Suburbanites

Susan and Kathleen attend the cookie exchange party at Kelly's house.

"The large, white Cape Cod cottage looked like an illustration in an advertisement urging people to spend Christmas in Connecticut, to experience Christmas 'as it once was.' If, of course, Christmas once was suburban and wealthy."

That's a strong theme in this book --- that the way these folks live in Hancock, Connecticut is a little shallow and materialistic.

And out of reach for most of us.

We Wish You a Merry Murder - A Murder Mystery for Christmas

We Wish You a Merry Murder
We Wish You a Merry Murder

Kelly Knowlson always knew Evan, her ex-husband, would return to her. But, Rebecca Knowlson, Evan's present wife --- who lives on the adjoining property --- feels Kelly is a little "off" --- especially when Kelly announced Evan was dead.

If Evan were really dead, where is his body?

And, what were Rebecca's twins from her first marriage really doing in that shed during their mom and stepdad's party?

 

Kelly's Cookie Exchange Party

"Merry Christmas! I was watching from the window and I saw you leave the cobblestones first, Jen! But, it's Christmas and I forgive you all! Come in. Come in."

"Merry Christmas, Kelly." Jennifer entered and kissed Kelly Knowlson. An attractive woman in her mid-forties, Kelly was clinging to the look prescribed in the late fifites --- fluffy hair pulled back by a headband and wearing a kilt and matching cashmere twin set. "I'm sorry I messed up your picture-perfect entrance, but I thought you'd appreciate me not killing myself on the way to your party. Bloodying up the walk and all that."

"You look wonderful --- so tan," Kelly said. Susan noticed that she didn't assure Jennifer that walking on the grass was allowed.

Later, after the guests were situated in the living room, Kelly entered carrying

. . . a large silver tray, which she placed on the coffee table before the fire, then sat down in a wing chair that seemed to have been saved for her. She pushed back the tortoiseshell headband she wore and smiled at everybody.

"I always think of my party as the beginning of the holiday season here in Hancock," she announced.

How Do They Do It All?

Susan's mother-in-law, Claire, visits with Susan and Jed for the holidays. Her arrival is a little earlier than expected, though.

Then, there's Kathleen's mom, Dolores, who's staying with Kathleen and Jerry.

Claire and Dolores are both flirting with Dr. Bob Barr, a self-proclaimed nutritionist who is actually a podiatrist.

In addition to shopping, attending parties and hosting parties, picking out a tree, singing in the choir, cooking and eating, now there's also a missing neighbor, Evan Knowlson, whose corpse Susan and Kelly claim to have seen sitting in Kelly's living room, with a cup of hot chocolate, a book, and Christmas cookies on a small table beside the chair.

Written by a Jersey Gal

The author grew up in New Jersey.

One of the characters in the book, Elizabeth Stevenson, also grew up in New Jersey.

Not Princeton, not Bernardsville, just a tiny town in the middle of the state without cachet. She had worked her way from a scholarship at a state teachers' college, to a masters in marketing at NYU by commuting into the city five days a week for one and a half years. Then on to a beginning job in the basement of Macy's, to stores further uptown, and from assistant buyer to buyer, to where she was today. She had made the most of every opportunity.

Elizabeth's husband, Derek, on the other hand, had not had to work so hard. His family was wealthy, and he "had spent his entire life moving in various prescribed paths between . . . Bar Harbor and Palm Beach, between Hancock, Connecticut, and Madison Avenue. He had gone to the right prep schools, the right colleges, and was settled happily into the right Wall Street brokerage house."

Correcting the Jersey Gal's Social Skills

Elizabeth and Derek's two kids were usually at boarding school now that they were old enough. When they had been little, nannies and au pairs had taken care of them.

"It was Elizabeth's work that was important, not her family. And it was Elizabeth's looks and her work that her husband bragged about --- when he wasn't correcting her social skills."

Shop Til They Drop

The gals in this book jump into the car anytime, go to a fancy store --- even in Manhattan --- and buy whatever gift they want. They're always tired from the shopping and cooking.

That's some great vicarious wish-fulfillment.

But, then, that's part of what a cozy mystery is supposed to be: --- vicarious wish-fulfillment.

How Cozy Do We Want To Get?

This book has most of the characteristics of a cozy mystery.

  • The suspects are known to each other.
  • It takes place in a quiet, comfortable setting.
  • The mystery is solved by an amateur.

But, some folks might say it can't be a "real" cozy, since there are firearms involved --- although the firearms aren't exactly dominant in the story, and never really appear "onscreen".

If you want to read more about what makes a cozy mystery cozy --- or not --- check out my Hub on that subject.

The Characters Are Still Likable, Though

Even though the author calls the reader's attention to the somewhat privileged and perhaps even shallow lifestyle of the folks in Hancock, I still didn't have a problem liking most of the characters.

Except for two: ---

  • The murder victim, who turns out to be an even bigger scoundrel than we thought; and,
  • The murderer.

In fact, the murder victim's own lies were the biggest hurdle in preventing the murderer from being identified.

The Series Includes Two More Books With Holiday Mayhem and Murder

On the list of Wolzien's other books, I noticed another about a Christmas murder: 'Tis the Season to be Murdered; and a murder for New Year's --- A Good Year for a Corpse.

{Or, is that one really about a tire? :-)}

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Comments 7 comments

Phoebe Pike 4 years ago

I personally enjoyed the book. My friend gave it to me recently and it was a pretty decent read.


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snowneo 4 years ago from Calgary, AB

Sounds like an interesting book, thank you for the review. Do you know off hand where in Alberta, Canada I can obtain a copy of it?


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Huntgoddess 4 years ago from Midwest U.S.A. Author

Thanks, Phoebe. Yes, it was really fun, I thought. Thanks for reading my Hub, and commenting.

Snowneo; Thanks for reading my Hub. And thanks for the compliment.

Well, you can order it from Amazon. I'm sure they have some used ones, because the book is almost twenty years old.

I just did a little internet search, and got a website called chapters dot indigo dot ca, where you can type in your province and city in Canada to find a bookstore. (Use actual periods instead of the word "dot".)

I'm really glad my review got you interested in reading the book!


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Hi, I love these sort of mysteries that start of in a normal if not somewhat bizarre setting and then start to get more serious, sounds like my kind of read!


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Huntgoddess 4 years ago from Midwest U.S.A. Author

Hi, Nell. Thanks so much for reading my Hub. It's quite an honor. Yes, that's a good insight you make there. It does start off normal, and then get really weird. It is a really fun book nevertheless. Great for taking one's mind off one's own personal issues.

Escapism! I love it. Can't afford to travel, though.

Take care, Nell.


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

i really love mystery novels/stories. this one is good!


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Huntgoddess 4 years ago from Midwest U.S.A. Author

Thanks, Unknown! I think so, too. The solution is really creative. Thanks for reading and commenting on my Hub.

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