Cute, Funny 'About Me' Quotes And Status Updates About Yourself

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Cute, Funny 'About Me' Quotes And Status Updates

A page with hundreds of funny 'About me' quotes, Facebook statuses, Tweets and memes. Interesting, unique and funny quotes to describe yourself in the 'About me' section of your online profile page, and for funny status updates about yourself. Show your online friends just how funny and cute you are with these hilarious about me quotes.

Quotes And Status Updates About Me:

  • I am living large and taking charge!
  • Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
  • I have a fear of speed bump but I'm slowly getting over it.
  • Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.
  • I like my bed more than I like most people.
  • I'm not concerned about my age, I don't feel a day over fabulous!
  • I wish I was a little kid so I could take a long nap, and when I wake up people would just be proud of me.
  • Not everyone likes me. But not everyone matters.
  • I hope the next big trend in music is talent!
  • I broke a mirror seven years ago and I'm still having bad luck.
  • I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.
  • I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand, if I use a calculator.
  • If I managed my bank account as well as I manage my phone battery, I'd be rich.
  • If you don't like me, but you follow everything I do, darling you're a fan!
  • I get ignored so often that my nickname should be "Terms and Conditions".
  • Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.
  • Love me, hate me - either way, you're spending your time thinking of me!
  • I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour.
  • Cuddling is my favourite exercise.
  • I know Victoria's secret.
  • CAUTION: You might get addicted to me.
  • There's always that one person who is going to annoy me every time they open their mouth.
  • You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions.
  • Deep conversations with someone who understands me, is everything.
  • Dear YouTube, I will always skip ads.
  • If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
  • If time is money, I am running out of time.
  • I'm half princess, half ninja, deal with it!
  • I'm not superstitious but I am super!
  • If I'm sad, sometimes I'll sing to myself to try to cheer myself up, but my singing is so bad, usually I end up feeling worse.
  • I hate it when I put on 15kg for a role, and then I realise I'm not even an actor.
  • I'm into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope I fit into my jeans.
  • I'm almost perfect (When I heavily edit my selfies).
  • WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
  • WARNING: You may not recognise me at all, until I apply my makeup.
  • I wish I could donate my body fat to those in need.
  • I'm not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
  • I'm so HOT, I make fire!
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  • I'm not ashamed to say, I've never loved another person as much as I love myself.
  • I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.
  • Judge me (When you are perfect).
  • Be real with me, or just leave me alone.
  • Normal rules don't apply to me because I am blonde.
  • I thought growing older would take longer.
  • I find acting like a grown up totally exhausting.
  • It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
  • Let me be me... Because once I change, you will miss the 'me' in me.
  • My daily routine: Get up, be brilliant, go back to bed, repeat.
  • Go ahead, judge me. But just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life.
  • Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the ABCs in my head to remember which letter comes next.
  • I love it when song lyrics totally apply to my current situation.
  • If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries.
  • To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I say Worcestershire sauce.
  • When I get lonely, I set my phone's alarm to go off every few hours so I can imagine what it would be like to have people texting me.

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  • Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
  • I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me, I'm contagious!
  • I'd rather eat chocolate than aim to have a thigh gap!
  • I carry a knife... But it's just incase of cake!
  • I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries, and dis order of nuggets.
  • I'm an original, I don't need a label.
  • They all call me crazy until they find out I'm right.
  • I wish Facebook would notify me when someone deletes me. That way I could 'Like' it.
  • I feel sad when I go to unfriend someone and they've already beat me to it.
  • Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
  • Hating me won't make you pretty.
  • Don't study me, you won't graduate.
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  • Keep calm, and ignore me.
  • Half of me is a hopeless romantic, the other half is fairly thoughtless.
  • They say dreams tell you something about yourself, but I dream of shapes. So I have no clue what a triangle and a hexagon means about me.
  • I hope you remember me, like I remember you.
  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
  • Keep spreading those rumours, you're making me famous!
  • I don't try to be better than anyone else but myself.
  • I'm always trying hard to improve my selfies.
  • If I don't love me, who will?
  • I can and I will... Watch me!

  • I am who I am: Your approval isn't needed!
  • Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!
  • I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's ten years in a row!
  • This is me! What you see is what you get.
  • I am the yummy pie!
  • I'm not lazy, I just run on energy-saving mode!
  • I'm not afraid of failing, which is why I do it all the time!
  • If I had to describe my personality, I'd say good looking.
  • Normal people worry me!
  • I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation.
  • I'm only single because I'm too awesome for everyone right now.
  • I'm naturally funny because my life is like a joke.
  • I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
  • If I say "the other day," I mean any time up to a year ago.
  • You talk it: I LIVE it.
  • I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!
  • I am here for your entertainment!
  • I am still waiting for blessings that aren't in disguise.
  • I'd be much healthier if I didn't have taste buds!
  • I believe my vibe attracts my tribe!
  • I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
  • Yeah, I'm F.I.N.E.: (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, and (E)verything's wrong.
  • I am the one your mother warned you about.
  • I love chocolate so much I get emotional when I see it.
  • I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

  • I make shoe contact before eye contact.
  • I believe there's a time and place for decaf. Never, and in the trash.
  • I'm slow to trust but quick to love. I wish too hard and give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!
  • I can go from $500 to $0 real quick.
  • I believe what we do flows from who we are.
  • I am athletic: I surf the net.
  • I suffer from too much motivation.
  • I've never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.
  • I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, but if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich, and famous, that's fine with me.
  • I'm not unlucky in love, I'm just extremely good at being single!
  • I'm over being mature, how do I get back to my childhood?
  • Today I feel as useless as the "G" in Lasagna.
  • I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.
  • Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
  • Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
  • If your phone doesn't ring, it's me.

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  • I automatically think you're signing off with lots of love when you type LOL.
  • I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
  • I believe that failure should be an option.
  • My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams.
  • I'm feeling awesome today. Deal with it!
  • I can resist everything except temptation!
  • I'm not a cougar; I'm a jaguar!
  • I'm not immature, I just know how to have fun!
  • I wish weekends lasted all week.
  • It's my timeline, so I'll update my status as often as I like.
  • It's my face, so I'll edit my selfies as much as I like.
  • I'm not addicted to my phone.
  • I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
  • I am old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway!
  • Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!
  • I don't look back... unless there's a good view!
  • I drink coffee for your protection.
  • I'm tired with this day, I need a new one.
  • I hate the smell of Monday mornings.
  • Sometimes I spend all day cooking and then order takeaway.
  • Haircuts are the reason I have trust issues.
  • Sometimes I get excited about cancelled plans.
  • I have a favourite eyebrow.

  • I live for the moments you can't put into words.
  • It's all about me... Deal with it!
  • Normal rules don't apply to me (because I have big breasts).
  • I don't care what you think about me. I NEVER THINK ABOUT YOU.
  • You & I, we could make the world jealous.
  • Life is too short. So why don't you love me before we run out of time!
  • I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe!
  • Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert!
  • Everything I'm not makes me everything I am.
  • I am more, without you.
  • What can I say? I'm just different.
  • I tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.
  • I always keep my standards and my heels high.
  • I haven't met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Player, & Mr. Loser. My middle finger loves them all!
  • Heard you're a player. Nice to meet you. I'm the coach.
  • I'm in love with my dreams, married to success, and having an affair with life. ;)
  • Even though I'm a clean person, sometimes I enjoy a messy lifestyle!
  • I'll start letting my guard down when people stop giving me reasons to keep it up.
  • I'm shy. Most people don't take the time to explore the real me. So I'd like to thank everyone who has. Everyone who didn't missed out.
  • Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song!
  • Story of my life: Searching for perfection, but it's always avoiding me.
  • I talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying.
  • I've learned so much from my mistakes, I think I'll make some more!
  • Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. All I want is someone to make me smile!
  • Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story.
  • Glance at me, laugh at me, talk to me... be with me!
  • You - Can't - Be - Me.
  • Love, love, love ME!
  • Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
  • Love me or hate me, I promise it won't break me!
  • Nothing about me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've known.
  • I am the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. ;)
  • I love what I did before the Internet!
  • Me, perfect? NO!!!
  • Giving up is always an option, but it's never my choice.

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Funny meme about me.
  • I'm not weird, I'm just cooler than you.
  • Some people are afraid of heights. Not me! I'm afraid of widths.
  • Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself.
  • Someone is thinking about you... okay, it's me!
  • Sometimes I talk to myself, but only when I need expert advice.
  • Screw the bad boy with the tattoos and attitude. I'll take Prince Charming, thank you very much!
  • I'm happy. I love my life. I have everything and everyone I need.
  • I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner!
  • I'm wondering who ate my bowl of sunshine this morning?
  • If you feel like you're not on the same page as me, maybe it's time to change the story.
  • Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes!
  • Can't stand me? Sit back down!
  • Got a problem with me? Solve it!
  • I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me!
  • GET. LIKE. ME.
  • I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
  • I eat glitter for breakfast so I can shine all day!
  • I look in the mirror and think to myself "Shine on you crazy diamond!".
  • You'll always be my friend... because you know too much!
  • Whenever I feel bad about myself, I just remember I'm not you!
  • I'm going to make the rest of my life the best of my life.
  • I'm just trying to be a nice human.
  • I have drama, and I have memories. That's life: Live it, love it, learn from it

  • I can't help but notice that 'awesome' ends in 'me.'
  • Keep calm, and remember I am awesome.
  • When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from excitement.
  • I feel pretty and witty and bright, and I pity anyone who isn't me tonight!
  • In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you exactly as you are.

  • I don't chase them, I replace them!
  • I am too hot to handle and too cold to hold.
  • There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one, I'll be standing here holding my rod.
  • Some call it stalking. I call it love.
  • I am the chocolate you've been craving for!
  • It's my life: Remember that when you're talking about it!
  • If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!
  • I take responsibility for what I say, but I am not responsible for what you do not understand.
  • People like you are the reason people like me need medication!
  • Feisty, stubborn, sarcastic, outspoken, blunt: Hmmm... are these my good points or bad? Who knows! Who cares! It's still gonna be me!
  • Don't try to fix me: I'm not broken!
  • You make me smile without even trying!
  • I'm a good girl (with a lot of bad habits!).
  • Get to know me, get to love me!

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larryward90 6 weeks ago

very good

Susan 2 months ago

My boyfriend found out exactly where Waldo is!

Prince Emmy 2 months ago

Wow!! You done well Bro... Keep the good work going and the sky will not be your limit but your starting point I sincerely appreciate your efforts and good work.

JaBed 6 months ago

What a great work... it's really very needed for me :) :D

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stricktlydating 9 months ago from Australia Author

Thank you I'm glad you enjoyed these quotes.

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Yanglish 9 months ago

Very good and precise combination of photos and quotes. Good work.

smruti 11 months ago

very nice Nice quotes i like it all..

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Kristen Howe 14 months ago from Northeast Ohio

You're welcome!

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stricktlydating 14 months ago from Australia Author

Thanks Kristen!

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Kristen Howe 14 months ago from Northeast Ohio

I love them all! Since I'm on Facebook, I can relate to some of these sayings! Nice work!

16 months ago

Awesome quotes

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stricktlydating 16 months ago from Australia Author

Thank you so much!

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vocalcoach 16 months ago from Nashville Tn.

I'm back again because I enjoy your hub so much. Everyone should read this. Sharing and thanks.

Kazhi_who 16 months ago

Wow. This was awesome.... Like me! Lol✌

Anand raj 20 months ago

Wow nice status

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vocalcoach 20 months ago from Nashville Tn.

"I'm living large and taking charge." What a fantastic hub this is. Unique, well-done and fun! Voted up and across and will share. Thanks a bunch.

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stricktlydating 22 months ago from Australia Author

Thanks, it's great to know you like these quotes:)

sivu 2 years ago

Well done! I will keep on visiting this page...

shazia 2 years ago

nice quotes....:-)

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stricktlydating 2 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Christy :)

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Christy Maria 2 years ago

Really enjoyed reading this! It was funny, witty, and interesting! Great job

Ali 2 years ago

Awesome!! Love all of them. Great job explaining them.

murtaza 2 years ago

Nice collection

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Sarah 2 years ago

This is amazing! thanks a million for your help. I couldn't have done my description essay whithout you.

KryssiNykki 2 years ago

lol..... i love it.

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Aj 3 years ago

Amazing, thanks so much!!!

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Sherry Hewins 3 years ago from Sierra Foothills, CA

Funny! Voted up and sharing.

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Pardeep Thakur 4 years ago

Thanks so much!!!

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daryoush 4 years ago

Really enjoyed!!!!!!!!

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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks so much!

me 4 years ago

love this page

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goodvibes 4 years ago

I eat when I'm bored..hahaha..I always do that...;)

Tanaka02 4 years ago

I liked this collection. Its awesome.

farhan 4 years ago

Very nice

Abdul Mannan 4 years ago

Love it.....

eyra 4 years ago

very nice! Keep it up.

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JoshuaDR 5 years ago from Charleston, SC

I hate to admit it but my mom has actually had 2 of these sayings as her facebook status. I hate that she's on Facebook! =)

voted up and funny

Mpho 5 years ago

I like it.. nice

Crisha 5 years ago

best quotes ever

beth talidasan 5 years ago

very nice

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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks for all your lovely comments, I really appreciate your feedback :)

honey 5 years ago

super like!

honey 5 years ago

that was so nice...=)

Zainab 5 years ago

I love them all


Diamond 5 years ago

I just love them all : )

Himanshu Chauhan 5 years ago

its very very nice i like it

dinesh 5 years ago

perfect i like this.I need other quotes thank you very much.

Pooh Bear 5 years ago

Thanks i needed this :)

sainath reddy 5 years ago

good collection

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cute 5 years ago

oh good!

arib 5 years ago

awesome quotes

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shiva 5 years ago

nice quotations

erickamhae 5 years ago

really nice

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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Thankyou! Your comments are appreciated!

Angelina 5 years ago

WOW! Those were worth reading!!!

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Silent Sinner 5 years ago

So, I'm going to bookmark this page. It will come in handy for me :)

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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks, I enjoy reading your comments!

jahir 5 years ago

thanks! very good.................

Abhishek tiwari 5 years ago

nice thought....

yna j. 5 years ago

I do really like those quotes...very nice page. hope to read more.thanks.

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veeer 5 years ago

nice collection

ntokozo 5 years ago

very good status

momin shadab 5 years ago

very nice Nice quotes i like it all..

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ImYoungAtHeart 5 years ago from midwest US

What a fun hub! I can't wait to start using some of these. And if they ask where I got them, I'll point them here :)

mwah 5 years ago

yes men

KAYBEE 5 years ago

i think these are great. keep them coming!

goutham9999 5 years ago

very funny quote.....

praveen  5 years ago

very nice Nice quotes i like it all..

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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Very greatful for your comments on this Hub, thanks!

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mayuri 5 years ago

Thanks, it's great to have your feedback!

NaveenGC 5 years ago

Very Nice....

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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks, it's great to have your feedback!

surlyoldcat 6 years ago

Some funny stuff you have there. Well done. Rated up.

amit dahiya 6 years ago

very nice 6 years ago

A good quote can fix almost any problem besides a broken heart and loneliness. People either love me or they hate me but you can't have both. This isn't burger king you can't have it you're way.

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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks M.s Fowler!

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M.s Fowler 6 years ago from United states

I so love these!

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Cheeky Girl 6 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

This is a good collection of sayings and quotes here. I have found that there are Prince Charming types out there who do have some tattoos. Tattoos are okay with me. I don't mind 'em! As long as you are comfortable in your own skin and be the best you are in life, no one can pull you down. There is a lot to be said for believing in yourself. Cheers! Have a great day! : )

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Scott36 6 years ago from Montana

Funny, you definitely have some good ones here. How is the beautiful Australian down under , what a neat Country

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lctodd1947 6 years ago from USA

You sound interesting...being yourself is every important. Thanks for sharing.

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Putz Ballard 6 years ago

Very good, thumbs up!

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