Children's Jokes Part 2

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Children understand the importance of humour as the key to healthfulness.  Many children love creating their own jokes, others love to remember their favorite ones and tell them to family and friends over, and over, and over again.  Here are some more favorites that can be shared with your children and their friends. 

Share, laugh and be merry!

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

“Are you my mommy?” 

 

What dog keeps the best time?

A watch dog. 

 

What  did the water say to the boat?

“Nothing, it just waved.”

 

Why did the scientist put a door knocker on his door? 

So he could win the Nobell prize. 

 

What kind of ship never sinks? 

Friendship. 

 

What has four wheels and flies? 

A garbage truck. 

 

What kind of horses go out after dark?

Nightmares. 

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Swimming trunks. 

 

Why do fluorescent lights hum? 

Because they don’t know the words. 

 

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bug? 

A baa-humbug.

 

What fast food does sea monsters eat? 

Fish and ships. 

 

What do you get when you cross a balloon and a teacher? 

A pop quiz. 

 

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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

W.K. Hayes -- Tis wonderful that you enjoy the jokes! Laughter makes the world go round and round.... :) Thankks WK!


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W. K. Hayes 5 years ago from Bryson City, North Carolina

These are so adorable...thanks for having them on here...they're great!


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Tom -- Thanks, and I'm glad that you enjoyed this one too! :)


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

Beth,

Another great list

TH


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Beth100 6 years ago from Canada Author

Steven -- Everyone has a little kid inside of them!! You'd be amazed at how many adults I've told these to who end up laughing until they cry. Or maybe it's because I'm serving something else to them? ha ha ha Thanks for coming by!


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Stevennix2001 6 years ago

Interesting collection of jokes. Although I don't have any kids, I'll definitely keep these jokes in mind. Besides, you never know when I might need to know them someday. lol.


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Beth100 6 years ago from Canada Author

Fastfreta -- I'm hoping that you're laughing! Enjoy part 1 -- these are some of the best! Laugh on!!!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California

These are too cute. I'm going to print these and use them. You said part 2, I've got to go back and read part 1.


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Beth100 7 years ago from Canada Author

I'm glad you liked these Michelle! :D


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ripplemaker 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Hahahaha I enjoyed this! :)


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Beth100 7 years ago from Canada Author

BC: I'm teasing that kid out of yer 'cause I know he's in ther! ;)

Marcofratelli: lmfo! My kids will love this one! Thanks!!!


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marcofratelli 7 years ago from Australia

A family of tomatoes were walking out one day. The parent tomatoes were up front and the baby tomato was straggling behind. Daddy tomato turns around to baby tomato and says "Ketchup"!

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