Children's Knock-Knock Jokes: More Laughs and More Funny Jokes for Kids (and Adults too)

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Children’s Knock-Knock Jokes – Even More Laughs and Funny Jokes for Kids

Who doesn’t like a good knock-knock joke? My original Children’s Knock-Knock Jokes was fun to write and as I have had requests for more, I couldn’t resist writing this second compilation of jokes.

Seeing that Halloween is around the corner, I have added a few extra ones just for Halloween!

Have a great laugh today, and share it with someone because everyone could use a good laugh!

10 More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Ya

 

                         Ya who?

 

                               What’d ya getting all excited about?

 

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                   Wood

 

                         Wood who?

 

                               Wood you like to let me in now?

 

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Avon

 

                         Avon who?

 

                               Avon want to trink your blood!

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Andrew

 

                         Andrew who?

 

                               Andrew all over the wall.

 

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Dill

 

                         Dill who?

 

                               Dill we meet again!

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Luke

 

                         Luke who?

 

                               Luke through the keyhole and you will see.

 

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Vampire

 

                         Vampire who?

 

                               Vampire State Building.

 

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Eye

 

                         Eye who?

 

                               Eye know who you are!!

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Ice cream

 

                         Ice cream who?

 

                               Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

 

 

 

Knock knock

 

          Who’s there?

 

                    Olive

 

                         Olive who?

 

                               Olive you!  ♥

 

Copyright Beth100

© October 10, 2010

 

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Beth100 3 years ago from Canada Author

Emily -- LOL


emily 3 years ago

listen to this !

i think ive broken my bum theres a masive crack in it


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Beth100 4 years ago from Canada Author

Klarawieck -- We all need a laugh and smile every day! :) You're sure to get them rolling on the floor! Thanks Klara!


klarawieck 4 years ago

I must print these and keep them in my desk to share with my students. They're super cute! Thanks for sharing them.


345 4 years ago

hiiiiiiii


chloe 5 years ago

cool:)


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

tHErEDpILL -- ha ha I will try to recollect some more funnies to share! Glad you like these ones too!


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Dave Sibole -- I hope that she laughs and laughs and laughs! I cannot think of a more contagious laugh than that of a child who is laughing -- truly, truly laughing! Thank you!


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tHErEDpILL 5 years ago from New York

Funny stuff, I need more!!! More jokes!!!


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Dave Sibole 5 years ago from Leesburg, Oh

Going to share this with my 8 year old granddaughter. She is a lover of jokes.


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Mike -- Thank you and there is no greater compliment than a 6 year old bellowing with laughter! :)


mike  5 years ago

my 6 year old son has been asking me about NN jokes and we found this paqe nice work


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Rafini - Just for you, I'll start to collect for the next one! I have a few more already....so get ready for a few more laughs. Thanks Rafini!


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Rafini 5 years ago from Somewhere I can't get away from

Whoever created the knock-knock joke was far more creative than me and I wait in line to be the next one to see - what you'll come up with next! lol Loved 'em!!


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Kennynext -- When one laughs,the world laughs with you. (or something like that) Either way, I believe in this wholeheartedly. Thank you for coming and sharing some laughs.


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kennynext 5 years ago from Everywhere

Thank you. We all need more humor in our lives.


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Fiddleman -- Thanks! Have a good day!


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Fiddleman 5 years ago from Zirconia, North Carolina

these are so cute!


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Cheeky Girl -- lol You're too funny! :)


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

TattoGuy -- How sweet you are! I loves you too and am sooo happy you've been bye. I'm missing you terribly. xox


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Sofs -- So glad you laughed!! And, I'll be around for a while, so take your time reading. :) Thanks Sofs!


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Cheeky Girl 5 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

I am such a big kid for saying this, but I loved the Knock-knock jokes here. Had a blast checking these out. Icecreamed out loud! :)


TattoGuy 5 years ago

I gotta admit I hate Knock Knock jokes but as I loves you I rated it funny ; ) xox


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

TylerCapp -- LOL That is a great one!! I've told it my kids and they roared with laughter. Thank you for the great joke, but more so for the laughs and smiles!


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sofs 5 years ago

Oh Beth , I have a lot of reading to catch up with if you all your hubs are like this, lol that is what I really did!! lol


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TylerCapp 5 years ago from Los Angeles, California

Everybody loves a great knock knock joke. Maybe some of my students will get a good laugh out of these.

My favorite kid-friendly joke at the moment is:

A magician is driving down the road and then he turns into a driveway.

:o)


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

DjBryle -- Awww, that's so sweet of you! I'm glad some sun broke through the clouds for you. :) BTW, love your smile! :)


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DjBryle 5 years ago from Somewhere in the LINES of your MIND, and HOPEFULLY at the RIPPLES of your HEART. =)

Thanks Beth, you made my day bright! I had a sunshine in my house although it's raining outside! tc =)


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

easyguyevo -- ha ha your laugh is completely contagious!!! Gotta luv ya for that!!! :D


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Mythbuster -- Ah, you and Chris keep me on my toes!! I might just have to write an article on the history of these jokes!! :) If you find out, let me know. I'd be curious to find out myself. I'm glad you liked these, and yes, they are refreshingly clean! I'm working on the third hub with more good ones. Thanks Mythbuster! :)


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easyguyevo 5 years ago from Barbados

LOLZ!! Thats all I have to say, LOL!


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Chris - I'm not sure if they exist in other countries or not. I'll have to research, or I'm sure Mythbuster will let us know. :) I'm glad you're smiling -- and you've brought a smile to my face too. :) Keep that smile! xox


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mythbuster 5 years ago from Utopia, Oz, You Decide

Very nice, Beth100. I've enjoyed this hub - clean jokes for a change - kind of refreshing. I'm wondering the same thing as Christoph Reilly tho' - wondering if knock knock jokes exist in other cultures. I will have to check around 'bout that.

Thanks for sharing these jokes, Beth100... I'll be back soon to see if you add more.


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Christoph Reilly 5 years ago from St. Louis

Ah, the simple joy of a knock knock joke. Is there anyone who didn't grow up with them? Do they exist in other cultures? Do you know? I wonder. You always bring a smile to my face, Beth. Hey...maybe that's why I haven't been smiling lately! :(


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Beth100 5 years ago from Canada Author

Quill -- I love to see smiles on others' -- the pleasure is all mine! Thank you Quill. Peace and light. (Ahh, and how I miss home!)


"Quill" 5 years ago

LOve these... smiles are the sunshine that makes the day of others and you have brought sunshine into the home this day.

Blessings and Hugs from Alberta

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