Choosing A Bathroom (limerick)

At the hardware store other day

I became the source of dismay

When to nature’s throws

The bathroom I chose

Was just one of those on display


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

The only positive side of this

Is if you only pretended to piss.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

They call that indecent exposure in our town. :)


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Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

Haha, good place to let the kids take a rest, too. ^


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dghbrh 3 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

Always like your way of presentation....LOL.


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny one.


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Anna Haven 3 years ago from Scotland

Witty and clever :)


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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

I bet they'll love to see you again......not!

Nicely done. :}


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Peggy W 3 years ago from Houston, Texas

Very funny. Nice to start the day off with a chuckle. :)


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Uh Oh!!!!


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

That is called, trying on the merchandise! Ha, ha


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tirelesstraveler 3 years ago from California

Have been so there. Linking this to my hub on choosing energy efficient toilets. It will lighten the load.


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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

Nice way to start my reading today!!! HeHe!


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99..First off, LOVED the limerick...you must be psychic..just the other day, we were in Lowe's ( home improvement store) and a little boy about 3 yrs old stood in the bath/plumbing area and peed in the display toilet,his parents were talking to the salesperson with their back to the boy..believe it or not, some people just stopped and starred, NEVER said a word..finally the father noticed what happened..we heard about it at the register...

have a great Friday...


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol That could be a problem indeed.


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unknown spy 3 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

LOL this is really good.


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

People seem to think that in hardware stores. I have seen the likes of one.


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Being in nature's throes

At times like those

Can be embarrassing indeed.

I loved the fact that kj force saw it actually happen.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Oh, you're terrible! Did you use it????


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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

oh no!! quite funny:)


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teaches12345 3 years ago

Funny! I have actually seen a small child attempt to use them from time to time. Good thing the parent always notices before it is used!

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