Christmas Might Be Late (limerick)

The day after Christmas was here

And Santa he still wasn’t near

For he didn’t see

How long it would be

The security line to clear

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Strip search??? LOL...great job Martin!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Oh I was wondering why Santa never made it to my house last years.

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Another wonderful creation from the King Of Limericks.


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Valleypoet 4 years ago

And what is worse is that he probably won't get through security...rumour has it that he is wanted for illegally entering millions of homes last Christmas ! LOL:-))

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Yes and by the time they've searched his sleigh and all his goods it will be next Christmas -

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Goodness, but it seems you would think this up! Chuckles

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

If you see Santa tell him to not pass me by..Cheers

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That affects Santa, too?

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Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Well, that confirms it....Santa is real!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol That was a good one.

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

Oh yes it must be a long wait. I enjoy reading your limericks. Great work. voted up.

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Another good one.

Merry Christmas and a very happy new year.

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Oh dear! it must be that bit of contraband on my wish list, :).

A Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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Melovy 4 years ago from UK

Yes, that's what it would be like if Santa came by plane. Fun hub.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

I guess Rudolph couldn't lead the way and Santa was subjected to Homeland Security?

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b. Malin 4 years ago

How True...How True. So where was Rudolph? Fun, one Mhatter.

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stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Wonderful, funny, and so possible. God Bless You.

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Jamie Brock 4 years ago from Texas

Very cute! Hope you have a Merry Christmas :)

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

another UP!!

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Break of Dawn 4 years ago

Oh, I really hope Santa learned from last years mistake, and set aside enough time for security check so he will arrive on time this year. Cute and funny. Thanks!

Merry Christmas to you!

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Gypsy48 4 years ago

Very clever. voted up.

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Made 4 years ago from Finland

Santa is coming all the way from Finland this year. I'll make sure he won't be late. I just have to make a phone call to the North pole first... :)

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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas Martin!

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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

Very clever.... one of the biggest reasons I drive whenever I can is that it is such a pain in the butt to fly! I just want to pack my things and go. I would mind all the hassle less if I knew it made us safer.

Nice job as always!

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Pretty sad when the endless processes start affecting St. Nick!

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