Chuck the Duck Meets Huck the Buck

Chuck and Huck...

Chuck was a rather odd duck. He often thought he had bad luck.

Chuck did have his share of mishaps. Such as, when he got stuck
in the muck. He wasn't a very quick duck and he rarely had a clue how to get unstuck.

Chuck would tuck his head under the water, hoping that when he became untucked,
he wouldn't be as stuck, but that plan wasn't any luck.

So he would just cluck and cluck, run a muck and wish for better luck.

There were days that Chuck felt like he got struck by a hockey puck. He tended to be a bit of a ruck, in which he followed rather than led. Chuck was in need of a friend with a truck. .

Perhaps, that imaginary hockey puck that struck Chuck, when he forgot to duck, was just what Chuck needed to realize, that he really was a lucky duck.

Chuck the duck
Chuck the duck

On one particular warm day when Chuck was again stuck in the muck,
and he couldn't enjoy the sunshine like he preferred,
he thought to himself...I must look like yuck.

Unknown to Chuck a buck was watching him from afar. Chuck was basically a sitting duck.

The buck had a puzzled expression. He wondered if Chuck was possibly a wooden duck.

So the buck quietly snuck up upon Chuck and said, "Hello, my name is Huck and I am a buck, you look like you could use some help to get unstuck." Chuck ruffled his feathers and that is when Huck realized that he was a real duck.

Chuck the duck was amazed at the sight of his new friend, he was absolutely starstruck.

Chuck pondered, Could Huck the buck possibly be the leader that could help lead him out of this muck? He would gladly follow Huck because Chuck was awestruck.

What Chuck didn't know is that Huck was contemplating having Chuck for potluck.

Huck was a strong, sturdy buck, but he could be such a schmuck. He told Chuck as he contemplated his next meal, "All we need to do is a bit of a nip and tuck to remove you from the muck where you are stuck."

Huck the buck meets Chuck the duck
Huck the buck meets Chuck the duck

Even though he was still a bit dumbstruck at the sight of Huck, Chuck thought maybe he could help him get unstuck from the muck.

"Hi Huck, I'm Chuck as long as you don't pluck
my feathers I'll be happy to follow your orders. Do you have a truck?"

Huck wondered if this duck, Chuck, fell off the turnip truck? Huck took pity on Chuck as he was covered in guck from being stuck in the muck.

"As a matter of fact I do have a pick up truck Chuck, I'll help get you out of the muck
from where you are stuck, you must really feel like yuck."

This is how Chuck and Huck met. Who says a duck and a buck couldn't share a pick up truck?

So afterall, Chuck does have good luck and Huck will not be having Chuck for potluck.

The Duck Song...

© 2011 Linda Bilyeu

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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I have been stuck in the Muck with Chuck an no luck! It was yuk - then a little sunshine smiled on my duck and it totally got UNSTUCK! Now I don't have to wonder "what the hell!"

LOL


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL, You've done it again. This is so funny and quite a tongue twister if you try to read it really fast....Loved it. Loved it. Loved it.


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Charlotte B Plum 5 years ago

Oh this is just so witty! really enjoyed it!


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fpherj48 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

OMG, Sunshine...YOU QUACK ME UP!!!

What a stroke of luck for the duck to meet huck

He must have been sad to be stuck in the muck

I wonder if huck took the duck in his truck

and they drove through the muck, again to get stuck?

That would mean huck was really a SCHMUCK!!!! Fun Fun Fun Hub!!!!! Thanks for the smiles!


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Mentalist acer 5 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

I'm Awestruck at the luck of Chuck the Duck and his friend the Buck getting him unstuck...;)Loads of fun Linda!;)


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Real Deal - Susan - Paula - Charlotte and Bryan! I'm thinking the truck was to help pull Chuck out of the muck and hopefully Buck will keep a better eye on Chuck until he realizes his luck is good and he'll stop getting stuck! Thank you all for adding to the fun of Chuck and Huck!


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leni sands 5 years ago from UK

I think Chuck and Huck would make a lovely story book! Really funny. Good writing.


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Melovy 5 years ago from UK

What a fun hub.


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Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

This is so funny and witty, loved it!

Voting up, best wishes MM


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Made 5 years ago from Finland

Thanks for the entertainment.


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Teresa Coppens 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Entertaining to say the least. Loved the pictures of Chuck and Huck!


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

I'm glad y'all found Chuck and Huck amusing! It was fun to write!

Thank you! Leni - Melovy - Movie Master - Made - Teresa


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saddlerider1 5 years ago

Now this is one screwed up f%C&Ing duck out of luck

nearly turning into potluck by a Big Buck named Huck

As luck may have it Huck came to the rescue of this

crazy whacked up chuck, he was in luck and kept from

having his feathers plucked. ROFL you slayed the Saddle

with this one Sunshine, that you are my....hugs..


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

I'm impressed I slayed Saddle! Yay!! Thanks for adding to the fun:)


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Stokermm 5 years ago from Gainesville, FL

hahah way to go! :) That was funny! My kindergartners would really like this rhyming story (minus the curse word ;). Nice writing, Sunshine!


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Stokermm...you might want to leave out schmuck also, you wouldn't want to have explain that word to your kids parents! Uh-oh MissChelle!


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Dave Ligler 5 years ago

What luck to read about Chuck and Huck ! Loved that he was unstuck and not potluck ! Still laughing, way to go Sunshine.


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makusr 5 years ago from India

Sunshine625,

Greetings from MAKUSR. This must have been pretty time consuming finding all these 'ck' words and rhyming them. It's very good. Thanks.

With warm wishes,

MAKUSR


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Rosemay50 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Haha loved this witty and full of pluck

We never know what friends are going to turn up when we need one.


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

To: Dave - makusr - Rosemay

Thank you for your comments regarding Chuck and Huck :)


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geegee77 5 years ago from The Lone Star State!!

That was funny as huck ..I mean heck lol loved it voted up again:) ge


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Cogerson 5 years ago from Virginia

Another winning hub from you...I enjoyed reading about Huck and Chuck....and it shows yet another side of your awesome writing abilities and your awesome imagination. Voted up and awesome. P.S. I even saw you managed to get Sunshine into the hub as well.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

I can just see it now, Susan. 'Chuck and Huck' now playing at your neighborhood theater. Chuck the Duck will be portrayed by Donald the Duck, and Huck the Buck, by Pluto. No talking deer was available.

Thanks for the chuckles.


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Gee! Funny comment! LOL

Thank you very kindly cogerson, I couldn't leave Sunshine out! :))

Thanks drbj for you sweet, witty comment! :)


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Teddletonmr 5 years ago from Midwest USA

Chuck and Huck stuck in the muck on a day full of sunshine talking about a buck's truck.

Now that's some funny wordsmithing.

How about, Donald the Duck meets Rudolf the red nosed talking raindeer.


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thanks for adding to the humor Ted! :))


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pedrn44 5 years ago from New Berlin Wisconsin

Very funny and quite a tongue twister! Thanks for sharing sunshine:)


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thanks ped! That's how I talk all the time, I'm kinda twisted:))


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ThoughtSandwiches 5 years ago from Reno, Nevada

Oh crap...Chuck and Huck milling about the muck and (another word that rhymes with Chuck, Huck, and muck). Thank you for smiling up an otherwise drab Saturday, Linda!

Thanks (with appropriate votes)

Thomas


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

I'm glad I was able to give you a smile Thomas, I owe you a LOT more! :))


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

So much fun this was Sunshine! I felt while I was reading that I kept reading faster and faster. Then I thought, this would be fun as a quick bedtime story. Then I read the f*ck. Guess we could leave that out, ha!


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Sharon! My oldest daughter is a pre-K teacher and my youngest is a kindergarten teacher and I suggested they both be creative and read their kids this poem and swap other words for f*ck and schmuck! They said they would ... no calls from parents yet that I heard of. haha!


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PurvisBobbi44 4 years ago from Florida

Sunshine625,

I cannot stop laughing--that was beyond precious. You are so funny, you are truly our "Sunshine" of HubPages.

I voted funny.Sweetie Angel liked it too.

Your Hub Friend,

Bobbi


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Awww thank you Sweetie Angel! I was talking to my Foxy about you today bragging about how you pose for pictures and she won't pose for me. You are a precious lil princess. Thank you too Bobbi for stopping by and having a lil laugh with Huck and Buck:)


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Mamadrama 4 years ago from Upstate NY

A buck with a truck? Does he have a human head hanging from the rack in the back?? Put a smile on my face.. Good read Sunshine!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Fun add-on mamadrama:)


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PDXKaraokeGuy 4 years ago from Portland, Oregon

Loved this so much Linda! Up and shared


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carolinemd21 4 years ago from Close to Heaven

Great poem Sunshine. Very cute!


Sunnie Day 4 years ago

Oh Sunshine this is right up my alley..I loved this so much! Very funny! One of my favorite songs too..I feel like I just won the lottery..this was GREAT!

Thanks for the smiles,

Sunnie


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ITcoach 4 years ago from United States

Hi Sunshine,

I think Chuck and Huck would make a lovely story.

Really funny. Great piece of writing.


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Cousin Fudd 4 years ago from From the Blue Ridge Mountains of Western North Carolina

Great write, loved it!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thanks for stopping by and checking out Huck and Chuck!!! :)


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time2rite 4 years ago from Navarre, Fl, USA

Lol, love it! With much pluck/ you brought the story of Chuck and Huck/ to us, and we say, /"It doesn't suck!" Thank you for such an amusing story that brought laughter to my heart and a smile to my face; voted "Up, funny and awesome"!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Haha! time2rite...awesome comment!!:)


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Rolly A Chabot 4 years ago from Alberta Canada

Oh you have a gift girl...I so love the play of words and the way you present them. Definitely voted up and funny...

Blessings


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Why thank you kindly Rolly. I aim to please:)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

My tongue got all twisted reading this, 'what the f*ck', I came unstuck when i read your ditty about that duck'

Fun hub Sunshine!


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alocsin 4 years ago from Orange County, CA

You certainly carried the rhyme throughout the entire poem. Voting this Up and Funny.


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Denise Handlon 4 years ago from North Carolina

Read this through Daisy's sharing--haha it brought a chuckle to me this Friday the 13th. Cute and funny!


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ChristyWrites 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Chuck and Huck are funny, I now know that they are good friends :) You are funny too Sunshine!


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Brandym2012 4 years ago from PA

Really funny poem! Thank you for sharing.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Jools ~ Alocsin ~ Denise ~ Christy ~ Brandy! I'm glad you enjoyed reading Huck and Chuck's adventure as much as I enjoyed creating it! Thank you!:)


Poetic Fool 4 years ago

Well now I am sorry that I missed this one Linda! Very funny! I thought you had missed an obvious rhyme in there but sure enough you got it! I'm sure you know the one I mean. So, this begs the questions then. Why are you not writing more poems? Voted up, funny and awesome!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

I was in a silly mood when I created this poem Rick. One day I'll do another:)


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Daisy Mariposa 4 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

Linda,

What luck that I've discovered Chuck the duck and Huck the buck!

(Try saying that fast three times.)

This is great! May we have more like this, please?


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Daisy...Omg I did it 5x fast! :) Sure thing...soon!


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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

LOL! very cute. and i though i was a little off kilter when i wrote a poem about socks. but a duck and a buck?! what on earth were you drinking?! and can you send me some!

looking forward to when you do another :)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

lol! This was fun and oh so cute! :) Love it! Voted up and more.


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Sally's Trove 4 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

My funny bone needed tickling this morning. Chuck and Huck did the job. :)


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Stephanie Henkel 4 years ago from USA

Who knew that so many words would rhyme with Chuck? ...well, there's one that comes to mind, but you did refrain from actually spelling it out...:) Very cute, funny and creative. It could be a fun poem for kids! :)


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mythicalstorm273 4 years ago

I feel as if I had read this before in the past but did not leave a comment because I was pressed for time. I enjoyed it and couldn't help but chuckle to myself while reading through it. This was just fun and entertaining!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Dana ~ Terrye ~ Sherri ~ Stephanie ~ Crystal ... I'm glad you enjoyed my poem and had to chance to meet Chuck and Huck! Thanks for your comments!:)


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

my pleasure :)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Still a tongue twister for me Linda but it still makes me grin :o)...see!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Linda,

This was stinking hilarious! I loved it, and am glad Chuck did not have to turn into potluck for Huck the buck. :) Awesome Linda!


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DeborahNeyens 4 years ago from Iowa

Hilarious, Linda. I love how you managed to include the most infamous word that rhymes with duck. : )


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi TT, Jools, Josh, Deb ... Chuck, Huck and I appreciate you stopping by to hang out in the muck! :)


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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

You've provided us with lots of luck

By reintroducing Chuck and Huck

Without the buck the duck is stuck

He'll have to keep out of the muck!

Voted this up and funny!


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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

My tongue will be tied for the rest of the day! How fun was this to read on a Sat. morning!

I voted it Up and funny.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Tills, Nice addition to Chuck and Huck, you're comment sure didn't suck! :)

Hi Mary, I hope your tongue is doing better! :)


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Cogerson 4 years ago from Virginia

I am always amazed when I revisit a hub and see how much time has gone by since the first visit. In this case 9 months. But it is still a very funny hub. I will be back for a third visit in 9 more months...so see you in May 2013.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hey Cogerson, Time flies when you're having fun! Thanks for visiting Chuck and Huck...I no longer think you're a schmuck! :)


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Cogerson 4 years ago from Virginia

You are a poet and did not even know it. Time does indeed fly when you are having fun.....it is getting close to Tebow time tonight.


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Daisy Mariposa 4 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

Linda,

I came back to read and share this wonderful piece of writing again.


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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Amazing tongue twister there....and funny too! This was awesome!!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Cogerson, Daisy and Michelle ... Thanks for stopping by to visit with Chuck and Huck.


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K9keystrokes 4 years ago from Northern, California

A duck, and a buck; what luck! So very cute, Linda. I enjoyed every Seuss-like minute of it. Thanks for the grins.

HubHugs~


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Well that was luck, that duck and that buck, but shuck, the poor duck, was well, stuck in the muck of the....oh heck I give up! haha! funny stuff linda, thanks for the laugh!


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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

Awesome poem. I enjoyed this one. A beautiful poem and oh yes a duck and a buck can be friends!! Wonderful poem with rhyming words that I so love with a very important message to think about. Very well done. Voted way up and shared across.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

India, Nell, Nithya ... What good luck I have that you three decided to visit with Huck and Chuck. Feel free to stop by again if you should be stuck in muck and need to be untucked! ;)


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dghbrh 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

Brilliantly done fun hub after a long time really. Keep it up. votes up and sharing as well.


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Mike Robbers 4 years ago from London

Hi sunshine, big lol here :) Like like like!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Dgjbrh and Mike ... Your comments are appreciated.


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Thanks for the good chuckle this morning :-)


Sueswan 3 years ago

Hi Sunshine,

"Hi Huck, I'm Chuck as long as you don't pluck

my feathers off I'll be happy to be your friend. Do you have a truck?"

ROFL Thanks for the laughs.

Voted up and sharing.


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DanaTeresa 3 years ago from Ohio

I am in need of a good CHUCKle today and this one always does it for me. Thanks!


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Wayne, Sue and Dana...Thanks for visiting with Chuck and Huck! :)

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