Cinderella, Cinderella

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Cinderella, Cinderella

Where have you been

The house is getting dirty

I fear I might have to lift a finger again

*

I hate to sound greedy

I haven’t done a single thing all day

There is nothing I will do

I hope that is okay

*

The laundry needs folding

The dishes are piling up as well

The furniture needs polishing

I know you can tell

*

It seems so unfair

I must live in this mess

But you just don’t do enough

I seriously must confess

*

I got you some lysol

And 409 All Purpose cleaner

I know you think it is unfair

But I really could be meaner

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Cinderella Cinderella

You look so worn

I can’t believe you question this

It was the reason you were born

*

I don’t pay attention

I didn’t realize this made you sad

But not doing your chores

Is really making me mad

*

I’m telling you now

That this is your chore

You know the reason

Because you are just that poor

*

I take care of your needs

A roof, clothes and food

What more do you want

I’m really not in the mood

*

So do what you want

I know the chores suck

But do them anyway

I don’t give a Fuck!

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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Katharella sympathizes with Cinderella. Even if she spells her name wrong lol. I'm supposed to be going to sleep, but Superhero Q had me jabbering away! Oh you should email me, I wanted to tell you something. I think you have it right?

One of your tags is fuck! hahaaaa... you crack me up! I'd help you if I could, but if you read the ongoing thread of 5 dates, you'll see why I'm broke. Speaking of broke, yes, email me. nitz


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ahhhh, my spelling may have issues... but I still think it is funnier than hell. I used the word f#@% as a tag because it gets over 30,000,000 views monthly. I am wondering if it does me any good. That is... if my hub doesn't get flagged first. Then I will have to fix the word. But better to let a few people laugh at it and then change it. Ha ha

Have you seen Q's new hub. Funny funny stuff!


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nighthag 5 years ago from Australia

I thought this was a very clever idea, well done :)


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Wonderful work. God Bless You.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Thanks - I think I might have been watching too many Disney films lately! :)


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

lol!!! Oh my.. no I haven't yet, I have a couple in the works right now, but he told me to stay off face book and get writing a new hub! Then invited me to fb lol! I had no idea we could say phuk on here! I didn't want to get kicked off! LOL. Thanks for the tip! It would have definitely been in my story about Cheriee & Will. lol. It's kinda a true story, the names have been changed to protect the innocent or something lol. I guess cool, but fuck, I gotta go let the dog in back to my Champagne hub. (Hope I helped ya with hits) or as Q would say, not that I'd hit you! lol!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I searched for about an hour to see if I could find anything that said you can't swear. They don't like excessive swearing, but I don't think one word is bad. I haven't seen anything yet that has flagged my hub because of it so here is to keeping my fingers crossed. If I end up changing it, it just hasn't got the right feel.

And "Not that I'd hit you!" LOL You just crack me up. Now get back to writing your hub! LOL


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

::ducks::: Yes yes yes Superhero partner I am working on my hub right now! I looked in the terms of service to see if making a hub on alcohol would be ok, but it just says "no illegal" activity, and mine is going to be more on the "wow look at all my cool collection of shot glasses/wine/rock/long stem/short stemmed glasses are" lol and then did a search on others hubs of alcohol so I guess we can get drunk and swear as long as we don't do it to excess. lol! Ok.. off to work on my hub! (Although I'm sober and would like to do some fixing of things, I also need the money so off to hub!)

Wow.. taking demands from my other superhero family of stalkers, I can't believe myself, I'm usually the demanding one haha :) lol.. ok going going... ;>


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Well I am glad that you found the same kind of information that I did... now go get your hub done.. lol... or have a drink. Whatever helps. I am going to be on your butt until it is done. LOL


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee

Gee, guys, talking about me behind my back. :P

Stacy, I was reading your poem, thinking "this is cute," and then I got to the bottom and my jaw dropped, hit me in the balls. I applaud you for it. You can use the F word once and still maintain a PG-13 rating. I don't use harsh words, because my mom reads my stuff. Whoever's speaking in this poem is really lazy and must listen to too much Eminem. But I enjoyed it. It was beautiful. Cinderella was such a slacker.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ha ha - I guess we were... lol

I am so glad that this took you by surprise. My mom reads some of my stuff too, but for the pure fact that I swore in it, is the main reason I am not sharing it on Facebook. I don't want to offend anybody! LOL Actually, my mom knows I swear. I spent 5 years in the military and come out with a potty mouth! I swear worse than a sailor, but I am trying to get it under control. I guess it just popped out in the end! LOL


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee

Hey, nothing wrong with expressing yourself. I think the Cinderella movie got it backwards. First she has to find true love and get married, and then she gets to clean and cook and all that good stuff that women get to do for men. I don't think this will be flagged, since one of my friends on here has choice words in their hubs. It just adds to the experience, I say. 30 million people Google the F word? lol. Dumb. But now I'm interested and I might do it too.


marellen 5 years ago

Wow...I wasn't expecting that ending. Caught my attention. I enjoy your hubs...you got me on that one though. lol


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@WhatisQ - Thank you for reassuring me it won't get flagged. I was getting a little freaked out that I might get banned or something and then I would no longer be able to bid on your organs... lol... However, I did check out the F work on Adwords and it did say 30 million hits a month. Although it really isn't working. I only got 34. So much for the millions. Maybe people just don't google Cinderella and the F word together... Ha ha. I can't wait to see what you can come up with trying to use the F word! I will be watching for it.

@Marellen - The end took me by surprise a little to. It just kind of worked. Surprisingly well... lol. I am glad you enjoyed and thank you for being a faithful follower. I appreciate your feedback. :)


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee

Okay, so I Googled Cinderella and *that word* and I was instantly ashamed of myself. Oddly enough, a lot of Eminem lyrics popped up. Along with the Urban Dictionary's definition of a Cinderella *that word*, which I'd never heard of, so I guess I've learned something new...


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

It was all for the benefit of curiousity ... don't be ashamed. But now I am ashamed because I am instantly curious on what you found. LOL


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

In the ancient days of the 1970s, when dinosaurs ruled the earth and men were tiny squeaking rodents (not all that much has changed), a cinderella F$#% was getting intercourse from a girl in her dorm room before the curfew when men were thrown out of the women's dorms. If you were really lucky, she'd want to get started early, but a lot of women preferred to start the cinderella F$^$ at about ten minutes to midnight. The opposite of a "rule of half past four."

"So you getting any?"

"I got about five minutes of a cinderella F*$@ before the PA announced 'all men off the floor.'"

Just in case anybody else is now confused as to what a Cinderall "that word" is... lol


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee

Yep, that's the one. I find this definition offensive. Men are far more advanced than sqeaking rodents. And those rodents in Cinderella turned into women, I think. So ha.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I find it offensive too... I would never give a Cinderella "that word" to a rodent... I don't care how cute he is! LMAO Although I can't really comment on the rodents in Cinderella because if I am thinking correctly, they turned into a variety of different things to get her to the ball. Therefore, I don't know if they were male or female! LOL


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Hey now Mr. Q we weren't talking behind your back, we can't even see your back!

My jaw dropped too, right down to those balls I can't see, that I apparently have.

I do have to agree, I'm not sure if they were male or female, but it's been awhile since I've seen it.

Sorry you thought it was 34 mil rather than just 34. I find my other site makes more than this one, but the word BLONDE definitely gets me tons of hits. Thus, the reason I said to email meee lol! Can't promote other sites on here.

I don't share my stuff on face book either, but that's cos I'm not sure who my stalker is. (As opposed to you guys) I mean they got caught in the lie, we're openly stalking each other. :;stalk stalk:: maybe I'll do a hub on that too. Or not! lol


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Hey Katherella - I emailed you!!! Now tell me the goods... lol


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BobbiRant 5 years ago from New York

This is a great hub and don't we all feel a bit like poor Cinderella at times? Loved this poem.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Thanks - I appreciate that. I think the inspiration behind the poem was because I was feeling a little underappreciated. Sure glad I have an outlet for that.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

BBG - this is fN awesome:)! I think it is my favorite of all your poems here, to date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ha ha - thanks - I think this is by far one of my favorites. Definately a good stress reliever as well. Maybe my next one will be of Sleeping Beauty - get your but out of Bed! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

LOL you could keep this trend going - a good time will be had by all housewives:-)!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I agree with RH!! :) Because right now I want to say Cinderella, Cinderella, get over here and help Katharella with house work, and sorry there is no perks lol!! :)

Now, sleeping Beauty.. with a prince awaiting to give me a kiss.. um.. sometimes I might just want to SLEEEEP lol.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I definately might have to do that... but it has to be princesses with a negative twist... like Sleeping Beauty who doesn't ever get out of bed... or Snow White who has to always shovel because no one else does it... even her little furry friends... ha ha

@Katherella - ha ha - nope - not helping! LOL - but maybe just maybe I will go and take a nap! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I think your onto something Katharella and barbergirl28! You need to write the housewife version of all the fairy tales! Chuckle!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

LOL It would be so funny! Especially because we'd be the same "nope, not helping, WE WANT TO SLEEEEP:" LOL!

Oh, yeah and we'd make the men work, rescue us to shopping when we're not sleeping and do the house work as well! lol

Well, geeze I didn't mean to make us sound like the grim reaper of fairy tales LOL or.. grin reaper of fairy TAILS lol!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I wanna be a wicked step sister so I can boss somebody else's rear around!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

LOL I'd agree with that ok, but do it to someone we don't like! lol


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Now you have the thought bubble bubbling... I might have to go watch some Disney princess movies... especially since my son is making it crazy hard to type. I have already erased this 5 times because he keeps adding letters, erasing it and hitting caps lock. He almost even shut my laptop. I guess that means I need to grab the pen and paper and do it the old fashioned way... brainstorming! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Oh your kids would enjoy watching with you - what a great way to have a fun break:)


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ThoughtSandwiches 4 years ago from Reno, Nevada

Wow...you used the F word. Respect. Also...my place could use a light dusting and what not....

Thanks,

Thomas

PS....awesome as F*** (which rhymes with duck) poem!!


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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

lol This is a GREAT _ _ _ _ _ _ _ poem!


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@ThoughtSandwhiches - I was thinking this was kind of F****** cruel... as I came over here they have ads for housecleaning! I am assuming that you saw the same thing since you noticed your house could use a dusting... well it's not gonna be me.. lol! Glad that you enjoyed this!


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Just Ask Susan - It was great F****** Fun to write! ;)


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Alex Jose 4 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

Lovely piece of poetry....voted up.


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Alex Jose - Thank you - glad you enjoyed it! :)

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