Clothing Math (limerick)

Wife’s closet was light years from bare

Past countless was clothing kept there

Yet for times of fun

Her woes mind would stun

She didn’t have one thing to wear

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha ha! I think I might've been your wife in another life! lol... I know the feeling! Too funny!

This is how it's done!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, Mh, you do know women pretty well it seems . . . hehehe

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agapsikap 3 years ago from Philippines

Ha ha ha! This made me burst.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

What - you don't believe her?! Shame on you, Martin!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Your sweet wife must be a fashion plate,

She has clothes for every body weight.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Amazing how that happens, isn't it? :)

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

It's a girl thing, lol. This was hilarious and I totally relate. Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Yep your right......thanks for the fun read my friend !

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

I do know the feeling...the poor dear :).

Nice job!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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Poetic Fool 3 years ago

Of course she doesn't! They've all been worn once! Well done. Thanks for the laugh.

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Packed with niceties of life!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Happens all the time.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Isn't that always the case?

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shanmarie 2 years ago from Texas

Hahaha! I only wish I had that much to choose from. Okay, not quite that much.

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