Consonants

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I had a friend

His name is not important

When he was young

He had a bad experience in english class

He mixed up captor and capture

He couldn't pronounce coccyx

He didn't know what a cuckold was

He was crestfallen

His teacher was mean

And laughed at him in front of the class

And encouraged the kids to do the same

He was humiliated and

After that he vowed to never use

Consonants

Again

And he never did

Never

He always sounded like he was in

Severe pain...



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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Hee Hee...realy liked this poem. I am imagining all of those vowels. Brilliant idea, great poem. Voted up etc


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Chris Neal 4 years ago from Fishers, IN Author

Thank you so very much!


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phdast7 4 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

Very clever. Enjoyed it. :)


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Chris Neal 4 years ago from Fishers, IN Author

Thank you very much!


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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

This is very funny. Voted Up!


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Chris Neal 4 years ago from Fishers, IN Author

Wow! Thanks!

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