Convert Dishwasher To Snowplow (limerick)

WARNING - This limerick could be hazardous to husband's health

To make dish washing machine

To snowplow to keep walkway clean

One thought to explore

That might make brain soar

Just get shovel for wife to glean

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hehehe what a conversion there!

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

I don't know what the heck she's smiling for... maybe she farted? lol

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

It will be hazardous when she clocks him with the spade - anytime now...

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

And what's hubby doing? Watching???

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Lucky wife!!

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Unlucky husband!!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

That's something you don't want to say out loud for God's sake. LOL

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Are you already calling for shoveling snow?

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks for the funny one my friend !

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

True, Martin, she might use the shovel

To clean the walkway to your home.

On the other hand, she just might use it

To strongly strike you on your dome.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny. Wonder what she will have him do in return.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny Martin..Amazing how you come up with so many limericks!!!!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Grrrrr....Been there!

Come to think of it - it was kinda fun!

Like YOU, M!


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truthfornow 3 years ago from New Orleans, LA

haha . . . yeah right.

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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

Ha ha! Good move. Thanks, Hatter!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Clever...funny, but don't tell me you never help with the dishes!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

What fun!!You are indeed the master of limericks .

Have a wonderful day Martin.


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ignugent17 3 years ago

yes very hazardous :-))

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

She might use it, or she might use it on you!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Very funny!

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