Funny Testimony In Church Totally Hilarious
Every evangelist's nightmare
This true story was told by an evangelist which whom we will withhold names.
Being a well-dressed suited preacher with a strong convicting well-prepared sermon, the evangelist was a little out of place in the deep hills, where he was holding revival services. However he was called by God and was never too good to go anywhere, even among personality clashes.
One revival service a man stood up to testify. He felt he had a wonderful illustrative parable to leave with the church.
After a while of exhorting he delivered his illustration. He said, " I thought I got a new job today and I had to take one of those drug tests. You know where you have to pee in one of those cups ( imagine in church). I got to peeing and it just kept on coming and I couldn't get it to stop. Finally I just had to pinch it off."
"You know that is just like us Christians. The Lord tries to pour out His blessings and we just pinch them off......"
The somewhat serious preacher was trying to keep himself from rolling on the floor in laughter.
"Imagine trying to deliver a sermon after that one!!!!!" "Bless his heart"!
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