Cure For Snoring (limerick)

To help keep her husband from snoring

A noise that she found so deploring

It may sound like hoax

But silence to coax

She stopped telling jokes which were boring

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Haha. Must not only be long, but incredibly boring jokes!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

What a wonderful thing to read in Monday morning, here in Kathmandu.

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Some people are so unappreciative! With a wife like her who need sleeping pills. Love it.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

HARUMPH! (and lol)

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schoolgirlforreal 3 years ago from USA

Lol boring jokes are not good, haha

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Well that would do it now wouldn't it? LOL

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Funny Man!!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, that would do it for sure!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Wifey should make a DVD,

The reason is not too deep.

All those boring jokes

Would put insomniacs to sleep.

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Hmm you and drbj have a great idea! Imagine the money you could make putting people to sleep ;)

Voted up and very funny.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great one!

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dreamseeker2 3 years ago

Too cute! : ) Voted it up and funny!

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stephanieb27 3 years ago from United States

Funny! :)

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny! Pity about those jokes.

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol. I just love these, Martin. :-)

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny Martin, bad jokes puts me to sleep too...Borning...

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Good girl!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

That should do it every time.

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol!! A bit harsh on the poor darling, but expect she'll get get the message. If she sellotaped half a tennis ball to his back, that should stop him snoring, and perhaps exact her revenge?

All the best,


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That was terrific.

Colin 3 months ago

Snoring is no laughing matter but that is actually funny. Visit here for help

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