Dad Died For This (limerick)

I asked mom why dad had to die

She said twas for you and for I

This dinner dispersed

In which we’re submersed

Dear dad was the first one to try

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Anna Haven 3 years ago from Scotland

You have a real skill for humour. Anna

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Sounds like cooking lessons are in order!

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

What a noble death! You owe him.

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Poor Dad! I know a lot of others who have had some awfully close calls themselves... ha ha!

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Great funny read my friend, thanks !

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

What a guy!! LOL

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Dad was a martyr,

Of that there's no doubt.

From this moment on

The others will eat out.

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Mom sure has a way with the cooking - perhaps take over the kitchen - or else...

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! Looks like Dad was the unexpected take-away.Nice one Mhatter99.

All the best,


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Ha! Loved it.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the morning laugh.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

And, that's why they call(ED) him DADDY!


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..LOL funny..

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Funny. Tension and stress are gone.

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dreamseeker2 3 years ago

Sad, but funny Mhatter99. : ) Its got your class written all over it!!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Seriously funny.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Didn't the English kings have taste testers? If they died, the royal family wouldn't eat.

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