Dating Lesson 6.46 – Eye Contact (limerick)

The sight of her breast made me cry

I turned to my friend and asked why

For my head did race

To some other place

She just slapped your face came reply

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Ummm....yes....that could indeed happen. :) Especially with that young lady.

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


LOL, that would probably hurt! :)

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sassydee 4 years ago from los angeles, ca

laugh out loud

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I think she wore it low cut for a reason!

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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City

Some matters of the flesh are worthy of a laughs at times, but woman who care not for their own self respect isn't in my opinion, but the trends are what they are pretty much. Interesting limerick Mhatter.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

Shaking my head while laughing mhatter.

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

hahaha rockingly ouch

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greeneryday 4 years ago from Some tropical country

LOL, thank you for writing another entertaining limerick.. voted up for funny...

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That's what happens...

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

LOL..Another good one..

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Another gem from the pen of the master !

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Perhaps if she didn't want that eye contact, she wouldn't dress so provocatively?

Voted up and funny.

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Mh -

Since guys eyes are magnetically drawn to these physical attributes, the senses are somewhat affected by the EMF (enjoyed moment fantasy) and tend to ignore the pain. It's all scientific. lol

Great Job....and picture!

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

Sorry, I don't bother with any men that look at the breast area and not into my eyes. Of course, I don't have mine hanging out there like this girl does. LOL Cute limerick and sooooooo true!

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

This one could only come from a man. Still laughing!

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cam8510 4 years ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

Ladies, I have no idea what he is talking about. Great limerick Mhatter.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Staring can be rude. lol

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

well...she does have lovely breasts...LOL

tweet, tweet

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cam8510 4 years ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

I seem to be coming back to read your limerick over and over again. I also noticed you still have that attractive young woman's photo posted.

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

oh, nothing but Age is the culprit !

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Man from Modesto 4 years ago from Kiev, Ukraine (formerly Modesto, California)

The attire says "look at me! look at me! look at me!"

Young ladies should work on who they are on the inside instead of advertising their youthful health.

There is a worldly saying, "What you catch a man with, you gotta keep a man with."

Better use something you'll still have after the kids are grown.

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