Dating Lesson 4.35 – Priorities (limerick)

I met girl at bar and was glad

When she stole my car I was sad

And as she took flight

I thought of my plight

One more sexless night at my pad

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That is a dating lesson to remember.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Which is worse? Losing the car or......? Great fun!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

oh wow.. poor guy.. so funny


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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

It seems this fellow may have decided what his priorities really are....some needs, or is that wants, are stronger than others. Chuckliing as usual. Glad to see you...Sending Angels your

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

There was only one ride she was interested in LOL:-))

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

hahaha!! a date to remember

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

funny stuff.

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Dancing Water 4 years ago

Wry, dry humor! Love it!

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Ardie 4 years ago from Neverland

LOL poor fellow lost his car AND his chances of getting lucky...drats =)

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

The poor soul was luckier than he realizes!

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elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

Well lets hope you go on yout bike next time you have a date!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

You little rat, Maybe next time!!!!!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

You are full of mischief and I love every bit of it!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

Guy might still get lucky if he doesn't press charges!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Poor fellow.

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Indeed, poor guy!

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

of course he was more concerned about the sad ending to his night over the plight of his car!

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Hahaha ! Very funny. :-)))

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