Dating Lesson 2.139 – Safety First (limerick)

This lad really got burned a lot

By girls that he thought were so hot

From this misery

He set himself free

And cooking gloves he quickly bought


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I don't think that's going to be enough to save our hero, do you? lol


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Love this funny stuff.


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol. you can't always get what you want! voted up funny!


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

He cannot keep his hand away so maybe the gloves well help?


Valleypoet 4 years ago

Finally revealed...the secret to true glove..LOL:-))


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

I'm running out of smart remarks. You're just the king of the limeric.


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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

You know, we ladies might want some of these too....if only they would work. Your humor keeps me coming back time after time, dear new friend. ps


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stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Thank you. This was very funny. Loved it. GBY.


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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

a request...another limerick on her safety glasses. Fun hub!


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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Great poem, yep put on those oven mitts when handling hot girls .


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny..Love your humor...


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Way to go!


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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Aha. Hatter.. a new use for gloves. Thanks for the funnies!! I share!


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Always appreciating the giggles I receive from these humorous limericks.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Boys just wanna have fun, but first... a little protection? :).

Funny and very nicely done.

PS. Congrats. on you 300.


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Well, if ya wanna keep putting your hands on the stove, buddy...

funny words and picture, M!


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krsharp05 4 years ago from 18th and Vine

Great take on a silly date night! You're so creative. Limericks seem to be a real gift for you. Writing does you all kinds of justices! Keep up the good workl. -K

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