Dead Baby Jokes (Warning: DISTURBING)
- How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
- What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
- What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
- What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
- What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
- What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
- What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
- When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
- How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
- What’s worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it
- What’s more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 50mph?
Stopping it with a shovel
- What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
- What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.
- Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
- What’s present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy
- Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.
- What’s the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
You don’t get second looks when you’re writing with a felt tip marker
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